(Will die if she has to say Continuing one more time)
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Pintel: Seems like you have already had enough of that stuff.
Jack: Don't tell me what to do!
Pintel: I'm not!
Jack: You know I do have connections.
Pintel: Ya?
Jack: Ya.
Pintel: Like who?
Jack: Umm... Darth Vader.
Pintel: So?
Jack: Soo... he could slice you in half like poor 'ole Obi-Wan.
Pintel: That was Darth Maul.
Jack: I know him, too.
Ragetti: Yea well...I know Anakin Skywalker.
Jack: He be the same as Darth Vader mate.
Ragetti: So. He could still beat up Darth Maul AND Darth Vader!
Jack considers
Jack: I bet you FIVE of Norrington's wigs that Darth Maul AND Darth Vader could beat up Anakin Skywalker.
Barbossa: Now that be just as impossible..
Jack: Improbable.
Barbossa: Right...improbable...as if I could eat or feel!
Jack: My odds aren't that bad mate!
Barbossa: NO! No! By all means, you'll win! It's just that if Darth Vader and Anakin Skywalker are the same person...then how can they fight?
Everyone thinks
Will: Confusing! It's like, they're the same person and yet, they can kill each other, so if one stabs the other then both of them say Ow! And if the other gets stabbed in the heart, then both drop down dead. And if-
Jack: Wonderful, Sherlock. We're very proud of you.
Will: Thanks, Watson.
Jack: That was a one time thing!
Governor: Can we please just open the presents without any arguing or anything?
Jack: OH! REALLY! You want us to be friendly? Hm? And then I suppose you'll want us to all dress up in Angora sweaters! Hm?
Governor: No...
Jack: Sorry...
Barbossa: So there are presents! By Golly, Gee Whiz, That's fantastic!
Everyone stares
Ragetti: That's a side of you I've never seen.
Barbossa: That's a side of ME I've never seen.
Jack: That's odd.
Pintel: Not as odd as that...
Jack: What?
Pintel: Look!
Everyone runs to the window where they see Aragorn standing outside
Jack: So?
Pintel: Look closer...
Jack looks closer and sees that Aragorn is wearing his "You're not a eunuch are you? Cause I am." shirt.
Everyone starts to laugh
Jack: Looks like we got another Will on our hands mate!
Elizabeth: Should I shoo him away before he scares the neighbors?
Governor: No, give him a minute.
Everyone continues to stare
Pintel: What is he doing?
Bootstrap Bill's Ghost: Yoooooooooooooooga.
Will: Dad! Oh never mind. Elizabeth, tell him to make himself useful and order us some food because I'm hungry and SOMEONE ate all the food.
Elizabeth: Like what?
Bootstrap Bill's Ghost: Piiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Elizabeth: Alright.
Elizabeth walks outside and talks to Aragorn
Jack slowly walks over to Will
Jack: By the way mate. I didn't eat all the food...just the rum.
Will: Sure ya did...
Elizabeth comes in from outside
Elizabeth: We have a problem.
Jack: This is Houston, come in.
No one gets his joke
Jack: Never mind.
Elizabeth: Aragorn doesn't know what pizza is.
Bootstrap Bill's Ghost: Wwweeellllllll Tooooooooooooooo Baaaaaaaaddddd!
Will: I'm not gonna bother. Does he know what a cheesesteak is?
Elizabeth: I'll check.
Walks out to Aragorn
Jack: Great choice, Will.
Elizabeth Walks Back In
Elizabeth: He says he does but won't buy one unless it's from Philly.
Governor: Well... John Travolta lives down the street and he owes me a favor so Aragorn can borrow his Jet.
Elizabeth: But it's Christmas. I'm sure he has better things to do than fly someone.
Jack: No, he has no friends. The '70's are over, The Bee-Gees are dead. He'll do it.
Elizabeth: Well...I don't know. I don't like Johnny..
Jack: Ahem.
Elizabeth: Shut up. You know what I mean. Can we ask anyone else?
Barbossa: Presents?
Elizabeth: Hold you anchors Barbossa. Well get there.
Governor: Well...Hugh Grant lives around here somewhere.
Elizabeth: EW! NO! Johnny's fine.
Jack: I know I am.
Elizabeth looks at Jack
Jack: What? I'm taking Barbossa for a walk.
Barbossa: I don't need one! I'm fine!
Jack: I meant the dog.
Pintel: Someone needs a nappy.
Barbossa: I don't take naps without my blanky.
Everyone stares
Barbossa: I said that out loud didn't I?
Mr. Cotton's Parrot: squacks Lower the anchor! Lower the anchor!
Everyone turns to hear what Mr. Gibbs has to say
Mr. Gibbs: He said...um...uh..
Jack: Spit it out you slack-jawed idiot!
Mr. Gibbs: Don't be raisin' your voice Captain.
Jack grumbles
Mr. Gibbs: Mr. Cotton says it is gettin' late and that everyone should go home and let him eat the rest of the food.
Will: It's not like we have any...
Jack: I told you it wasn't me!
Will: Sure...
Elizabeth: Well, Aragorn just called and he's already there.
Barbossa: Fried onions!
Elizabeth: Whatever. He's on his way back.
Jack: Mr. Cotton's gone.
Will: Oh well.
Jack: Are you going to have any kind of happy attitude tonight?
Will: I'll think about it.
Elizabeth stares out the window
Elizabeth: Mr. Cotton IS leaving.
Jack: Told ya.
Elizabeth: He doesn't know his way home though.
Pintel: I wonder how he's gonna ask for directions...
Moon raises and all the cursed pirates turn into skeletons
Barbossa: I thought we were done with this!
Jack: Apparently not.
Barbossa: Shut up! You don't have to rub it in just because your not cursed!
Jack stickes his tongue out
Jack: I'm not cursed!
Barbossa: Shut up!
Jack: I'm not cursed!
Barbossa: Stop it!
Jack: I'm not cursed!
Barbossa pleads: Please!
Jack: I'm not cursed!
Elizabeth: Stop it! Both of you!
Jack and Barbossa bow their heads and stops
Jack: I'm still not cursed!
Elizabeth: STOP IT!