Chapter 5
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'I don't believe it' Ron gaped at Hairy.
'It's true, I saw it myself' replied Hairy, 'with my eye.' He ended the sentence by pointing dramatically at the place under his volumous, orange eyebrow.
Ron absent-mindedly poked the frog in front of him, which, rather than singing (it was a Charms lesson) croaked:
'You will die a virgiiin Ron'
The frog then slumped into the deep, dark silence more commonly known as
Death.
Ron grimaced, 'Why do people keep saying that to me?'
He turned around to get another frog from Permione but she was busy. In front of her was a line of frogs (some of which had moustaches) shuffling bits of paper and doing vocal exercises. Suddenly, Hermione raised her arms in the air, one hand holding her wand, and she said
'Ahem, take your places- and a one and a two and a one two three, go.' She then began waving her wand around madly whilst the frogs took a deep breath and began their song.
'Whennnnnn the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore' they sang sweetly, instrumental frogs playing the tune in between.
'When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine that's amore. Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling and we'll sing Vita Bella.'
Conveniently, a bored little frog rang a bell.
Professor Flitwig then hurried to the table-where a small crowd had already gathered, clapping his hands excitedly.
'Oh! Well DONE, Miss Granger' he squeaked '30 points to Gryffinfur!'
Whilst this commotion was taking place in Charms, Ron sidled up to Flako Malfoy, who sat on the corner table and was now glaring at Permione with a look of extreme disdain.
Ron began humming something very much out of tune. After a few appallingly hummed moments Flako looked up at Ron.
'What do you want, Greasy?' he snarled.
'Oh, nothing, nothing' said Ron carelessly, picking at his nails. A few more moments went by in which Ron carried on humming before he turned abruptly toward Malfoy,
'I know' he said.
'You know what?' asked Flako in a bored voice.
'All about your…secret meetings'
'What the hell are you on about?'
'Your little meetings with Scalp' Ron said maliciously.
'WHAT! er… I dunno know what you're talking about' Flako stuttered, his cheeks flushing slightly.
'Ha! Don't play your little games with me Malfoy! I know all about it, all about how you're getting PAID to do it!' Ron grinned.
'Shut up' hissed Flako, looking around nervously. 'Fine, so you know..and I suppose I have to do something for you to make sure you keep your mouth shut.'
Ron grinned again.
'Here's what you're gonna do…'
Hairy stepped into the warm shower, sighing as the water trickled over his skin. He began thinking about the pile of homework waiting to be done when he heard a strange shuffling noise behind him.
'PUBA!' screamed Hairy, grabbing his towel. 'Wha..what are you doing in here? This is the boys bathroom!'
'Oh hello Hairy.' Said Puba Lovegood dreamily, completely unaware to the fact that Hairy was trying to cover himself up.
'I was just following that Carrot-Nosed Blumberskrewt which came in here a minute ago-did you happen to see it?'
Hairy stared at her incredulously and tried to hitch up his falling towel.
'Hairy-don't move' said Puba hurriedly.
'Eh?' said Hairy, looking around him.
'The Carrot-Nosed Blumberskrewt' began Puba in hushed tones 'is on you...right, now.'
'AHH! Get it off me Puba, quickly' squealed Hairy.
Puba took a couple of steps towards Hairy, hands in front of her, eyes fixed on a spot on Hairy's hairy body.
Hairy shut his eyes tightly and stood frozen to the spot.
'Don't move' she whispered again, before lunging towards Hairy's mid-section.
'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'
I hope you get whats going on! I think that Hairy asking Puba to remove the 'Carrot-Nosed Blumberskrewt' when he doesn't even believe it is a little dumb- my
fault, but heck- you know what i mean. Anyway, Read on...Readers..!
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