"What do you mean by a problem Jack?" Hammond replied
"Ask Daniel and his big mouth!" Jack snapped, "He practically blurted everything out to my grandma!"
"DR JACKSON!" Could be heard from the other end of the line, "Jack, I have to make a call, how much did she hear?"
"Thor, Home world, etc" Jack replied, "That and she's demanding to know what I'm doing"
"Just because she wants to know what your doing doesn't mean she gets to know!" Hammond replied
"I know sir, but you don't know my Grandma" Jack whispered
"I can still hear you!" Hammond chuckled at the elderly ladies outburst
"I'll call you back, your mission has been compromised" Hammond clicked ending the conversation
"Well sir?" Sam looked, tilting her head towards Grandma
"His going to call me back, how about that huh?" Jack sat down sighing, Cindy storming in.
"I'm not done with you Sam Carter!" she snapped
"I think enough has been said tonight!" Grandma's voice sounding strong and booming, compared to her earlier outburst, "Cindy I think it's time for you to leave, I'm sorry"
Cindy went to object before seeing the steely composure of a usually warm woman staring her down, "Fine!" Cindy stormed out leaving the three alone again, laughter and chatter could be heard form the dining room down the hall, also the sound of Sam's phone cut through their silence.
"O'Neill" Jack answered
"She has to come along; the President upon hearing her name instantly approved her clearance, who is your Grandmother?" Hammond chuckled, "I'm not finished Doctor Jackson, sit back down. I'll tell Thor to beam you up in ten minutes, pack and be ready to leave. Thor also mentioned the garden would be the best place because of some structure blocking the view from all directions; don't ask me he just blabbed on about it. Debrief with your Grandmother will be when you get back."
"I know where his talking about, see you in ten minutes sir" Jack hung up handing Sam back her phone, "We've got ten minutes to pack and say goodbye"
"Ten minutes? Honestly Jackles where are we going in ten minutes?"
"She's coming?" Sam asked shocked
"Yep, we'll be at the SGC in 11minutes, Hammond wants to debrief first" Jack answered
"Honestly Jackles, we can't be in the USA in 11minutes, it takes hours of flying to get there!"
"Just pack please, and grab some essentials, nothing flashy and we have to say goodbye and be ready to leave within ten minutes" Jack ordered, the two women leaving the study.
Five minutes later they were in the dining room watching the end of the dinner they had missed, "I have to go away for a few days, don't ask why or where, I'm leaving with Jackles" Grandma's voice stopped the happy chatter
"Ok? Jack?" Liam asked
"Emergency, transport is above us in a few minutes, we just thought we'd better say goodbye" Jack replied, "Colonel? Grandma lets go" Jack moved to leave as Grandma made a quick round of farewells and followed the retreating air force soldiers.
Once outside Jack made for the large Gazebo in the middle of the garden, being that it was surrounded by trees and shrubs, it was obvious as to why Thor had chosen this pick up place, "Ok Thor will be here in a few seconds…" Jack was cut off by a bright white light. Feet landing firmly on the floor of Thor's mother ship, Jack finished, "Or right now? Thor old buddy!" Jack walked towards the small, grey being
"O'Neill it has been a long time, Colonel Carter" Thor nodded towards Sam; "Mrs. O'Neill it is an honor to have you aboard my ship, please make yourself comfortable" Thor also nodded towards Grandma.
Grandma however, was rooted to the spot, mouthing opening and closing like a fish gasping for water. "Grandma?" Jack asked moving towards her slowly, "Are you alright?"
"What have you done Jackles?" She stood wide eyed at the picture before her, the vacuum of space was astonishing to even herself. "What do you do?"
"I…well…General Hammond ordered an immediate debrief when we arrived, which will be about…now" once again a bright light engulfed them, dropping them at another new destination; the constant change was wearing Grandma down, this time she faltered in her landing. An SF rushed to keep her steady, "Watch yourself ma'am, it does get mind boggling"
Grandma smiled slightly at the SF then turned her attention to the larger, bald gentleman that had just entered, "General O'Neill, Colonel Carter and Mrs. O'Neill, will you please come with me"
The three trooped along behind General Hammond as another beam of light brought down their luggage. They weaved around the personnel of the base and into a room above the Gate Room, "Mrs. O'Neill if you would care to take a seat I would like to explain the meaning of your visit"
Jack couldn't help but smirk when he saw Daniel scowling into the table when they entered; now standing he greeted Jack's Grandma and introduced Teal'c. Jack mouthed 'Suck' to Daniel as they sat down. General Hammond began the explanation, with Daniel following up and Sam explaining the scientific values of the gate. Ending the brief was Teal'c and Thor; they explained their cultures, their part in the whole scheme of things and then they introduced Grandma to the new team members, Jonas and Cameron.
"So Thor buddy, reckon you'd need us now or can we have the Halloween Party first?" Jack asked at the ending of the brief
"Your assistance is not what you think it is, we need samples of your DNA; Dr. Jackson and Cameron Mitchell have already offered us theirs" Thor explained
"So you beamed us away, and he caused a ruckus for some DNA?" Jack laughed, "I kept telling you general, scientists' just keeps over dramatizing the situation!" Sam, Daniel and Jonas glared at him.
"I believe we can now have the Halloween Party" Teal'c smiled, "I am looking forward to this year's celebration of your dead"
"Way to kill the mood Teal'c!" Jack patted the Jaffa on the shoulder, "Grandma the SF's outside will show you to your quarters; boys the VIP room" Jack directed, "I have a party to plan"
"No need Jack, it's already planned" Hammond smirked, "Daniel planned it before you returned, payback for screwing up" Daniel turned red
"Right then, when is it?" Jack asked
"Tomorrow night, see you there. Dismissed" Hammond walked back into Jack's office
"Uh, sir, that's my office" Jack called
"Not until next week it's not" he heard as the door shut on him, "Well, in that case…DANIEL!" Jack called
Daniel stopped dead, turned around and walked back to the briefing room, "Yes Jack?"
"Get T" A devilish smirk graced his lips, "We got costumes to rent!"
A/N: Yes I realize it's small, nothing much happens, really just a filler…I am piled high with assignments, so I'm updating when I can…I have not forgotten this fic…how could I?
Muahsio,
Fyre-Anjel