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Disclaimer: again, I do not own any of the Inuyasha character, merchandising companies, ECT. If I ever meet Rumiko, I will beg her. Heh.

Chapter 15- the trip: part three

The bright sun bled through the thin material of the curtains, Kagome opened her eyes and smiled. The arms around her waist were wonderfully warm. She tried to escape the arms with a small tug; they wouldn't move. She tried again with more effort, unexpectedly the arms got tighter. She tried again determined to get out. Just like a Chinese finger trap; the more you pull, the tighter it gets. She turned and faced the hanyou.

"Psst…Inuyasha? Inuyasha!" She whispered lightly, trying to wake the sleeping hanyou.

"Hmmn?"

"Can you let go of me?"

"Nooh…"

"Please?"

"Why?"

"Because I would like to go eat, it's 12:36."

"So. I'm not hungry, you can wait a bit longer."

Inuyasha nuzzled his face into her neck kissing it, and smelling her. Her scent was like a drug that he couldn't get enough of.

"Your smell is addicting…" We said in between kisses. He stuck his face in her revealed cleavage.

"You are such a pervert, did you ever do this with Kikyo?"

Inuyasha slightly shuddered and looked up. She had said it so bluntly.

"Umm…well, no actually. I have never even had sex before." Kagome slightly chuckled; she would soon be his first. If he would ever asked her to marry him that is. Course she had one more year of school, what was he going to do while she was at school? Would he go around feudal era, or stay here?

"Shimatta! I have to pee…" Inuyasha slowly let go of the hungry Kagome. While he went to tend to his business, she quickly got dressed and waited for him to get out to fix her self up. A/N: Shimatta- damn it.

"Inuyasha, where do you want to go eat?"

"I don't know, I am gonna go check on the other two…"

Inuyasha breathed in heavy and knocked on the door. He was hoping that he wasn't interrupting something, or for that matter they did do anything! He heard a slight noise; he put his dog-ear up to the door again to listen for any other noise.

Nothing.

He knocked again even hard, hoping for more of a response.

Nothing.

He got nervous. He wasn't sure why, but he was. He slowly began to open the door. He peeked in and saw the light were on, Sango was still sleeping in her bed, and the TV was entrancing Miroku.

"Miroku!" Inuyasha whispered loudly to get his attention.

Miroku looked up from his TV and stared at Inuyasha like something was wrong with Inuyasha.

"What's wrong with you?" Inuyasha said, catching a cold glare from Miroku.

"I couldn't sleep at all last night, sorry."

"Why not, I slept fine." Inuyasha remembered holding Kagome, and fondling her breasts. He slightly blushed. Miroku gave his normal lecherous grin.

"To much free coffee. Did you get laid before me?"

"No! No! I just slept well, and…ah…I had a good dream! Yeah, a good dream…" Inuyasha thought, "More like a dream come true…"

"I am guessing Sango is right. You have become my apprentice on being a lecher."

"Shut up! Get sleeping beauty here up and let's go get some fuck'n food!"

"What ever, I guess I am hungry. Boy are caffeine come downs a bitch…"

Miroku got up as Inuyasha left the doorway back to his room. Miroku walked over to Sango to wake her up. He gently nudged her, inferring her to wake up. She lightly moaned, wishing not wake up.

"Sango dear, wake up." Miroku's eye scanned her whole backside, as if trying to memorize all of her, his eyes slid to their normal place. "This outta wake her up…" He slid his hand to her butt, rubbing it a good length of time, before getting any response out of her.

She just whined.

"Wow, that didn't work…" He walked around the other side of the bed to look at her face. It was so pretty, so peaceful while she slept in the bed, the sunlight glimmering in her deep brown hair. He bent over her face and pressed his lips against hoping to wake her up. It didn't really wake her up, but did get a response with a passionate kiss back.

Her hand slowly crept up; he saw it out of the corner of his eye. Expecting impact, he just sat there accepting his punishment for such a lovely prize. Unexpectedly though, it rapped around his neck and drove his mouth closer to hers to receive yet another kiss. Un wanting to, he lifted his lips from hers.

"Would you like to go get some breakfast?"

"But isn't it like 12:00?"

"Well, you're right, okay, lunch."

"Sure, I feel a little hungry."

"Well, then let's go. Get dressed and we will leave with Kagome and Inuyasha. When you are ready." Miroku walked out the door and waited out side with Inuyasha.

They walked out 5 minutes later.

"So, what is for lunch?"

"I want a salad."

"Why? I want a cheeseburger!"

"Well, I would like some waffles."

"Waffles? We should have sushi!"

"Well, it's obvious that we should go eat hamburgers."

"Inuyasha. Sit."

Crash!

"A salad sounds good."

"Whatever, I just don't want to die…"

Inuyasha peeled himself from the ground and mumbled something about psychotic wenches and how damn attractive they had to be…

Kagome ended up driving to Mc Donald's, because it had both salads, and hamburgers. Sango and Kagome got their salads, Miroku got a fried fish sandwich, and Inuyasha got his cheeseburger.

After they ate they went back to the hotel and relaxed and played. Inuyasha went to their exercise and weights room, Miroku watched more TV, and the girls just sat around not knowing what to do.

"I wanna do something!"

"Kagome, what's on that list that Mia girl gave you?"

"Hmm…I dunno. I'll check." Kagome dug around in the pocket of her clothes from yesterday, she found the list and unfolded it. The handwriting was hard to make out, but she made out most of it.

"Bench? What bench?"

"Let me see." Sango took the sheet of paper.

"Beach I think is what she meant."

"Oh, I knew that…"

"Well, do you want to go the beach?"

"Sure, what about you Miroku? Wanna go to the beach?"

Miroku just grunt a 'yes' as he flipped through channels.

"He definitely needs to get out of here."

"Yeah…I will go find Inuyasha, and tell him to get ready."

"Alright." Sango got up and went over to Miroku and grabbed him by the ear. She got a nice loud yowl of pain, but he got up and went and got dressed.

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"Inuyasha, are you in here?" Kagome stepped into the fitness room, she looked around not being able to find him. Suddenly, a glimmer of black hair caught her eye, he was in the other room. She could see through the window, there were the girls from the other day. Inuyasha had panic in his expression; they were practically crawling on him. If he had his ears, they would be lying flat on his head. Kagome just stood there infuriated at the girls on him.

Inuyasha looked around, he swore he could smell Kagome. Very faintly, but it was there.

"God you guys are annoying! Get off me!" Inuyasha struggled not wanting to hurt them.

"Great, if Kagome is here, then she gonna 'sit' me so many times, I could make it to the center of the earth!"

"I said get off me—" Inuyasha stopped in his tracks. He spoke Japanese. They spoke English. "Great…How the hell am I gonna get out of this!" Just as his thoughts stop, Kagome came through the door.

"Kuso. I am so dead. Kagome please don't kill—"

"YOU STUPID SLUTS! GET OFF HIM NOW!"

"Maybe we don't want to. Isn't that right Genesis?"

"What are you gonna do? You're only one person!"

"Inuyasha! Come here! You baka!" Kagome screamed.

"Kami is she scary when she's mad…"

"Kagome, I can't she won't get of my lap!"

"THEN I WILL FUCKING GET HER OFF!"

Faster than Inuyasha anticipated, Kagome shoved the girl off his lap, slapped the other two, and cussed them out. Just like Sango, Kagome could leave a giant red handprint. The girls scrambled out of the room. Kagome was still jumping up and cussing them out as they left.

Inuyasha looked at her bug-eyed. She had never been so mad that he had ever seen. Even back in the feudal era when they fought, she never got quite that mad.

Kagome walked up to Inuyasha muttering something about sluts needing to get lives, and stop picking up guys. Inuyasha couldn't understand it though.

"Kagome, I…ah…I was exercising and…they hit on me—"

"It's okay Inuyasha, by now I should no that you can't pick up women."

"Hey! I got you didn't I?"

"Heh, whatever. I was wondering if you wanted to go to the beach. Everyone is ready, beside me."

"Feh, okay. That sounds fun, let's go then."

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Sango raced out of the car carrying the inner tube they had bought at the drug store. She was really excited to go to the beach. The sun was shining, and nothing could ruin the day. Well, almost nothing.

Miroku and Inuyasha trailed behind as they carried more than the girls. They had a cooler, towels, and the 3 folding chairs.

Sango and Kagome jumped straight into the ocean water, splashing each other whenever a wave hit. Inuyasha looked out at them having fun while both him and Miroku had to set up an area. The girls were way to hyper.

"They remind me of the Yashas that chased Sesshoumaru around in mating season!" A/N: Yasha is a female youkai. It makes you wonder eh?

Miroku set up the last chair because Inuyasha had so much trouble with the first one. Soon after they jumped into the water with girls. Although the girls never saw them coming…

Miroku and Inuyasha held their breath and swam under the waves to where the girls were. When they weren't looking, the boys came right up behind them and grabbed them.

"Holy kuso! What in the seven hells was that?" Sango screamed, searching the area as soon as she could.

"Ahh!" a pitched scream came from the miko. She swam closer to Sango.

"Sango, I think it is the boys…"

"Yeah, cause something just touched my ass…"

"I got an idea, we should…" Kagome whispered in her ear, making Sango laugh hard enough for them to here under water.

The boys went to strike again, but this time, they were tricked. The girls dodged their attacks, and slide their swim shorts off as they swam by. They came straight up for air.

"What the hell! Give me my shorts back!"

"Yeah! Give mine back to!"

The girls just shook their head.

"Kagome, don't make me use force."

"Sango, you know very well that I will go to drastic measures."

They shook their heads again.

"Okay have it your way." The boys said in unison. They swam over to the girls too fast for them to escape. They both wrapped their arms around the girls' waist.

"Inuyasha! Your umm…thing is ah…" she trailed off.

"Feh. Now we would not have this problem if you would have just given the swim trunks back, now would we? Right Miroku?"

"Yep. Now they suffer, ready Inuyasha?"

"Yes." The boys were thinking the same exact thing. They undid the back of the girls' bathing suit tops and took them.

Lucky for the girls, the water was really murky. The boys couldn't see anything.

"Shimatta! Inuyasha, you give me my top now!"

"Miroku, if you don't give it back, you are going to suffer big time."

They shook their heads like the girls had done to them.

"Please? This is so embarrassing!"

"Yeah, guys!"

They shook their heads again.

The girls had to strike back, they did still have the swim shorts.

"Kagome, let's—" Sango now whispered an ideas into Kagome's ears.

"Easy for you to say! I guess it would work though…" She thought about Inuyasha's new obsession.

They swam up to Inuyasha and Miroku, their plan: seduction.

"Oh Inuyasha, you know want to give me my top back, you can have you trunks in exchange…" She said with her arms wrapping round Inuyasha neck, pressing her breasts against Inuyasha's bear chest. Sango was pulling the same strategy.

The boys froze in their places. They could both feel them selves getting hard as their women pressed up against them while they were naked. Unnoticing, Inuyasha and Miroku let go of the tops, the girls caught them before they drifted away.

"Here Inuyasha." Kagome tossed him his trunks, though he never caught them, he was just as horny as Miroku. They just stood there in the water. Kagome and Sango just swam to another area and got their tops back on.

The boys finally snapped out of it. They got their trunks before they floated away, and went back to shore. Kagome followed right after. Sango just played around in the open waters.

"I'm getting thirsty. I guess I know what they mean when they say, 'water, water, everywhere, but not a drop to drink.'" Sango said, talking to her self in the water. The amounts of people seem to have lessoned.

Sango decided to get out, and went to go get some soda.

Miroku's jaw dropped.

He had not paid attention to her bikini earlier.

Sango just blushed at the stares that she got as she walked up the rest of gang. Miroku could not keep his off the specimen that was walking toward him such grace. Miroku's mind went crazy with thoughts. "Look at all the guys she looking at her! She is gorgeous! She must be eating way better, because she is filling out more and more..." Sango walked up and talked to Kagome, and bent down to get a soda, which put her back to the butt-loving houshi that she liked. He gawked at her butt. He swore it got bigger. He knew her backside all to well not to be able to tell it got bigger. Or maybe it was the angle? He wasn't sure, but he loved it. "If she knew how big her ass was, she would totally freak!"

He was getting the temptation.

The feeling every time he got before doing it.

He started to reach his hand out to feel her butt. He couldn't do it. He knew she would very mad. He resisted with every fiber of his being. Her butt looked like it was asking to be groped. Suddenly though, he started to do something that he never thought he would do.

"Sango dear. Not that I don't love your butt, but could you move it? Unless you grant me permission to touch it of course, I am totally up to that."

He said no. He couldn't believe he resisted.

Sango looked down at him and blushed. She was really happy that every one spoke English and didn't know what he said, because she would have been even more embarrassed.

"Oh…I'm sorry Miroku."

Sango looked around for an extra chair, but couldn't find a free one.

"Sango, you are more than welcome to sit on my lap you know."

"I think I will pass." Sango said, ignoring his gesture. She sat on the towel that was placed there courtesy of Inuyasha.

"Oh, I forgot tell you guys something. There is a hurricane coming here." Miroku said casually, taking a sip of his soda.

"A HURRICANE!" Kagome almost yelled.

!#$&-o?

A/N: heh, what a cheesy cliffhanger, well R&R!

Mia-san in and out!