Katie- moi? I get cookie back?
Tetsiaga- wasn't it?
Suma- who cares if Shippou has spent too much time with Miroku? It makes my writing more entertaining!
Ryan Evans- I thank you for the compliments.
Blu Shadows- Shippou a player? –Laughing-
Everyone- I got more positive response than I thought I would get on Shippou being a lecher. I thank you all for such preposterous support!
Chapter 22- Too many perverts!
Last time…
That moment she had looked away, they both heard a loud slap.
"HENTAI! CHIKAN!"
"Oww…so this is the wrath of a beautiful female's slap. It was SO worth it."
"Oh my kami! And to think that little chikan slept with me!" Mia said, storming off.
"Maybe Sango darling I passed my 'curse' on to Shippou." Sango felt a warm hand on her butt.
"Maybe not." She replied, giving him a death glare.
"Heh…"
This time…
He removed his hand and edged away slowly.
They watched as Souten picked up a near by boulder and slammed it on Shippou's back. They winced at the sight. Shippou whined under the boulder and struggled to get from underneath the object causing the great pain.
"Souten! Don't be that way! I only wish to have a family with you in the future! Neither of us any longer has a real family; I wanted to be with you!"
"The 'family' approach, hmmm?" Miroku pondered, watching the kit chase the thunder demon around.
Mia and Nat wondered away, with Fuyu tailing them. They noticed his prescence and started whispering. They looked back at him occasionally, causing him to blush. Nat started laughing hysterically causing the neko hanyou blush immensely.
Suddenly, the one and only Nat said the most interesting thing.
"What do you kind of child do you think a hanyou neko and a hanyou inu could produce?"
Fuyu couldn't help but laugh. And laugh hard he did.
"I don't remember Neko's and Inu's ever mating!" He breathed hard.
"Can they even produce something right?" Nat said, joking and poking Mia. "It would be so confused on what was, and it would get teased!"
"Why are you poking me? Stop it! It's not like I'm the one who wants to do it!" She stuttered. Her face was soon covered in a tint of pink. Then slowly to a red shade. Then it reached its peak at a crimson red.
"Kami, your so red Mia, are you alright?" Fuyu asked, unaware of her embarrassment.
Mia started to lose her footing, then collapsed onto the ground. Nat started to laugh while Fuyu frantically paced; he had no clue in what to do.
"Stop worrying! She just fainted! She always does that when she gets overly flustered." Nat said, lax with situation.
"But she fainted! We need water! A-And a place to rest! Also—!"
Nat place her fingers on his mouth to hush him. He stood still and awaited Nat's command.
"Just pick her up. We'll carry her back to the others. She probably just over exerted herself. Now come on, pick her up!"
Fuyu did as told, and pick her up bridal style, hoping not to harm her. Then the hormones kicked in. He was hold an extremely attractive hanyou, neko or not. A grin spread across his face.
"Follow me!" Nat cried, trying to get the hypnotized inu to follow.
"Sure!"
He caught up with her and stayed behind her. He couldn't help but stare at Mia the whole time…
Kagome, Inuyasha, Suma, and Kouga?
"I can't believe my daughter from the future is here! You are a very good looking pup must I say!" Kouga examined the yasha, making sure it has his own. "How many siblings are there? 4? 5?"
"Umm…more like, 12 others?"
"WHAT? 12?"
"I have 7 brothers, and 5 sisters. I'm your third daughter."
"THAT'S A LOT OF KIDS!" a high-pitched yell was heard. A crimson-hair yasha came down from the hillside, coming straight at Kouga. She pounced on Kouga, and started to kiss his cheek repeatedly.
"Ayame! St-Stop! Honey!" Kouga whined, "You're embarrassing me!"
"Oh Kouga! They don't care! I bet they do all the time! Right Kagome?"
Kagome turned beet-red. She couldn't even herself to glance at Inuyasha; she was so embarrassed by Ayame's comment.
"We do occasionally…when no one is looking that is!" Inuyasha replied for Kagome, which made her blush even more so.
"Inuyasha!" she gasped, not surprised he said any more, but to the fact his hand on her butt. "It better not be your hand on my butt that I am feeling."
"Why not dearest?" Inuyasha grinned, pulling her closer to him, to cop a better feel.
"Oh Inuyasha, why don't you just s--!"
Before Inuyasha would let her say the cursed word, he kissed her gently, hoping still she wouldn't do it.
"I'll 's' you later…"She whispered when they parted.
"Keh, you wish saucy wench…"
"Saucy wench? Should I be offended or not?" Kagome responded, quite amused.
"What are you two talking about over there?" Kouga asked, curious.
"Nothing!" Kagome chirped, while Inuyasha had an expression of pure shock on his face.
"Kagome come with me! We should go talk! Come on, you too umm…?"
"Suma."
"Oh wow! Okay, well let's all go talk, and leave the men alone!"
Kouga and Inuyasha watched as Ayame dragged the two women away. Kouga decided to talk Inuyasha.
"So, since we aren't rivals any more, wanna talk?"
"I guess…"
"So, why the shocked expression when Kagome said 'Nothing'?"
"Umm, well…" Inuyasha stuttered, while the Ookami tried to get information from him.
"What did she do?"
"Well, she a…grabbed my butt…" Inuyasha murmured to the wolf.
"Really? Shouldn't it be the other way around?"
"Yeah, but when I did it, she was going to sit me, then she did it. It was confusing!"
"She playing games with your mind, can't you tell?"
"Yeah, but I obviously don't know how to play!"
"Well, you know what you should do? You should…" Kouga leaned over, and whispered in the hanyou's ear. Inuyasha nodded, and accepted what the wolf said.
To the evil women!
"So Kagome, what have you been doing?"
"What in the world could you possibly mean?" she replied in a high pitch, trying to act like nothing happened. Unfortunately, her attempts failed.
"You know what I mean! You know that the poor boy can't handle the likes of you!"
"Ha, ha, Kouga accused me of the same thing already! So what, I like teasing him."
"Yeah, men are so fun to play with, don't you think so Suma?"
"Well, I normally wouldn't. I mean I haven't really had a mate or anything…"
"What? No mate? No future daughter of mine will be mate-less!"
"Mom! Don't say that!" Suma said, obviously embarrassed.
"Tsk-tsk! We should get you a mate!"
Ayame took Suma by the hand, and left Kagome sitting there. She laughed at Ayame's determination.
Kagome then decided to walk back to the men, only to see that they unbelievably were not trying to kill each other. "Maybe they really can be friends…" They were both unaware of her presence, and continued to whisper to each other. Fortunately for them, Kagome couldn't hear their devious little plans. Still, she paid attention to their motions.
Several times, she almost gave her self away due to Inuyasha's facial expression. Whatever Kouga was saying, was definitely shocking Inuyasha. One time Inuyasha screamed, "WHAT IN SEVEN HELLS? I'M NOT DOING THAT!" Kouga just cheaply replied by saying, "She might like it, who knows…"
Kagome wanted to laugh, but just didn't want to let them know that she was there. They continued to talk, and it had been about an hour until she decided that it was enough. She casually walked up like nothing was going on.
"Guys, what have you been talking about?"
"Nothing!" They both chorused together.
"Well, Inuyasha and I should probably take our leave. Ayame is busy trying to find a man good enough for your daughter.
"What? She's crazy! I'll see you guys later!"
"Ja'!" Kagome said as goodbye.
"So, what really happened?" Kagome said, eyeing Inuyasha for answers.
"Nothing! Honestly!"
"Sure…"
"Kagome, I swear!" Inuyasha replied, "I never thought I would get that kind of talk from Kouga…"
"I'm sure you'll tell me later…" Kagome smirked, grabbing Inuyasha's rear again.
Inuyasha jumped and whined, "What was that for? Stop groping me!"
"I guess Miroku rubbed off on us all…"
"Obviously…"
They decided to say no more and walk to the lands of the thunder demons. It wasn't that long since Inuyasha picked Kagome up, and propped her onto his back, and carried her all the way there.
"Kami, what in the world are Inuyasha and Kagome going to say when they see this mess…" Sango mused, watching every one. Fuyu was being chased, Mia was still napping, and when Souten finally forgave Shippou, he went and said something stupid again. That got him a couple more boulders.
"Miroku, you are the only one behaving like a good boy."
"Does that mean I get a cookie?"
"Maybe…"
"We're here finally— wait, what in the seven hells is going on here?" Inuyasha questioned, looking at the chaos of two perverts.
"Oh kuso, this isn't good." Miroku jumped up and caught Shippou. "Shippou, Inuyasha is going to kill you if he finds out what happened."
"Why?"
"Just behave! I might tell you later…"
"'Kay."
"Hey Inuyasha…" Miroku choked, trying not to reveal earlier mishaps. "So what happened with Suma and Kouga?"
"It was hilarious! Kouga was in so much shock, and then Ayame came, and she talked with Kagome and Suma, and Kouga and I—never mind about that…" Inuyasha stopped and whispered to Miroku, "I'll tell you later…"
"Interesting. Nothing much happened here."
"Miroku, what are you talking about!" Souten screeched, "That little chikan groped me and harassed me!"
Shippou and Miroku both gulped.
"He. Did. WHAT?"
"Shippou, run for it." Miroku whispered into the kit's ear.
He ran as fast as he could, dodging all of Inuyasha's attempt to hit him. Shippou whined and pleaded for help from everyone, yet he received none. Inuyasha finally caught him, and he grinned madly.
"You little pervert, you're gonna wish that Souten was still chasing you after I'm finished with you."
Everyone watched as Inuyasha chew the little kit out for what he did. Kagome was in utter confusion.
"Why is he so mad at Shippou?"
"Oh, so you don't know."
"He thinks Shippou was taking advantage of you when you held him."
"What? That's the dumbest thing I have ever heard."
"It's true. Inuyasha is pretty much jealous of the kit."
"Inuyasha isn't going to kill him, is he?" Souten asked, tint with worry.
"I hope not."
"Well, he won't." Kagome smirked, having a plan. "Inuyasha!"
He turned his head in interest.
"Sit."
Inuyasha went throttling down to the ground like so many times before.
"Kagome! You saved me!"
"Oh course I would! Inuyasha deserved that one from earlier though, so he's not aloud to be mad."
"Oh. Are you mad at me?"
"Right now, I'm not a good judge of what's good and bad, so ask me another time."
"Ah…okay."
"Shippou, I'm sorry. Inuyasha might have killed you."
"It's okay, I should be used by it by now."
"Okay."
"Now, Inuyasha, I know what you are thinking. If you do anything rash though, you are never going to see the sun again."
"Ah…" Inuyasha started, but decided that it would be too dangerous to say any more.
"Okay, I think it's time to head back." Kagome said, starting to clean up the area. "Oh, and Souten, would you like to come with us?"
"Ah, well…"
"It's perfectly fine."
"Alright. I'll come, only if I get more paper."
"You can have as much paper as you want."
"Awesome."
"Okay, it's cool and all that she is coming with, but what about Mia? She has been passed out for awhile now!"
"Just carry her! I want to get home now…" Inuyasha order, sounding exhausted suddenly.
"Okay…" Fuyu replied, "Why do I always have to carry her…"
The entire gang all walked back to the Kaede's village, and Fuyu laid Mia on a futon near the fire. Nat started to tap her fingers on the ground.
"Nat, is she normally out this long?"
"No, actually, it shouldn't last long than an hour or so."
"That's not cool. Maybe she needs medical attention."
"She has a fever." Fuyu informed, placing a washcloth on her forehead.
"Alright, I think I will go get so medicine from my time for her."
"Well, I think she'll be fine—" Nat was reassuring, when Mia suddenly shot up from sleep.
"I'm hungry."
"Ha, ha! That's Mia for ya!"
"Can some one pet me? Nat's too rough."
"Umm…sure?" Fuyu agreed, scratching the back of her ear. She started to purr heavy to the pleasure of the inu's touch.
"Nice…does anyone have food? I'm really hungry."
"I have some sandwiches. Turkey or ham?"
"Turkey!"
"Here." Kagome handed Mia a sandwich from her backpack. She instantly opened it, and started eating it. Fuyu stared at the sandwich. Mia noticed the look, and glance at him.
"Want some?"
"Yeah…"
"Say 'ahh'!"
Just as he opened his mouth for food, she stuck a chunk of the sandwhich into his jaws, and he started to chew.
"That's really good compared to Kyoko's food."
"Really? Thanks, I'll tell my mom you liked it."
"Do you think I could stay here too?"
"Sure, but wouldn't your sister be upset?"
"Yeah, well, there's nothing we can do about that. She's determined to get a mate from the future, that's why she stays."
"Oh."
"You should stay, you can scratch my ears!" Mia smiled, taking another bite of the sandwich that she greatly enjoyed. "Maybe she won't mind, for awhile at least."
"I guess I could stay for a little while, but I would need to go see her regularly."
"Well, that's what I did for years, it can't be that hard." Kagome interjected.
"Maybe."
They all sat around the fire, talking to each other and eating. Suma came by to bid fair well, she had decided to go back to her time and find a mate there so her parents might meet him one day. Fuyu decided to remain there in place of Suma. He gave her the location on where he lived so she could keep Kyoko some company.
Mia along with Nat left the small hut to wander some more, seeing Mia didn't get to do much of it earlier. At the time; Kagome, Sango, Souten, and Shippou had all fallen asleep.
Miroku dragged Fuyu over to Inuyasha and the both sat at his sides, causing him to be confused.
"Tell us what Kouga said."
A/N: Nyah ha, ha! What did Kouga tell Inuyasha? Is there more romance in the air?
Mia-san, in and out!