Lords of the Rings: Fruits Basket Style!

Meh: Hello All! I'm kind of new to the writing fanfics things I never wrote one in my life soo please don't be too hard to me but I do accept comments about it to help me with my writing skills. Oh, by the way I am a Girl in the real life. I just use Tsukasa from dot Hack/Sign because of what happened to the Teenager when Tsukasa was a child before the ''The World'' happened to me in my school years. Except for the parent abusing that never happened to meh coz they love meh too much for that and SilverWolf coz I'm Part of a Chat Room Clan plus Chibi coz I want to be a Chibi. –Mutters- stupid bullies who were mean to me coz I'm small for my age

Kyo: Damn a New Author –Get smacked-

Meh: Do not Swear Baka Neko and its Authoress! Just read my explanation

Meh: I am obsessed with yaoi and LoTR –cackles- so I will make a fanfic with You the Fruits Basket Gang, yaoi and XD LoTR wheeee

Ayame: I am confused what is LoTR?

Meh: Wha? Alright I will tell you it's the story about a ''One Ring'' –grins- a Fellowship of Nine Peoples goes on a guest to destroy it and I get to choose who will be whoooo!

Kyo: oh boy

Meh: shut up or you will have the Part of Boromir he dies the first! At the end of the first movie and in the first book of The Two Tower!

Yuki: -smirks- good idea Chibi Tsukasa

Meh: Sankyuu oooh Gure-Kun do the Disclaimer for me and you will get a hug!

Shigure: YAY! Chibi Tsukasa SilverWolf do not own Yaoi nor us and same thing goes for LoTR I want to have my hug! –Gets hugged by the Author(ess)-

Meh: if ya want to sue me you wont get my books T.T I bought them with mah own money! But you will get a cat litter I hate cleaning it

Warning: This is a fanfic written by an Author(ess) Newbie. No need to tell me coz I know also Arwen bashing, yaoi, crazedness and OC: aka meh for the part of Glorfindel

Characters for the Fanfics

Aragorn: Ayame (A/N: WHEEE GO AYAME! I Will Show to everyone that Ayame can be a Hero: Ranger of the North and King of Gondor and Anor after the War of the Ring!)

Legolas: Ritsu ( A/N: I Don't Give a Yrch's Crap about it flame me all you want I just wanna show that he can be agile, full of self-esteem and self-confidence)

Gimli:

Frodo:

Peregrin:

Meriadoc:

Samwise:

Arwen: Tohru (A/N: Her Perkiness gets on my nerves EVEN that I never saw The Anime Show Fruits Basket)

Haldir (A/N: He Wont Die BWUAHAHAHA coz I don't want to cry again I cried when I saw him die in the Second Movie): Hatsuharu

Glorfindel (A/N: I am putting him in because I am pissed coz he had a cameo part in the movie and I was not able to find him poor Jarl Benzon): Meh Chibi Tsukasa SilverWolf! (I had to put myself in mah first Fanfic coz I lurve Glorfindel My Preeeeccciiiooouuusss) the name I will have in the fanfic will be Aeglos I dont care that's Gil-galad's spear I just love the name

Twins Elladan and Elrohir: Yuki and Akito (A/N: They do look the same .. )

Elrond: Hatori (A/N: -Hatori stares at Meh- Meh: what both of you lost the one you love)

Celabrian: Kana

Eowyn: Mine (A/N : I LOATHE HER!)

Meh: I will not use all of them there are too many characters I own nine books written by J.R.R. Tolkien

Kyo : -coughs- obsessed fan girl –coughs-

Meh: -growls- zip it or you will eat leeks for snacks! –yells- I just love his books –gets tackles by two angry Fruits Basket characters and get dragged away by them- waaaah

Yuki and Akito: -are dragging the Chibi Author(ess) away-

Meh: this is all for now so review and tell me whom you want from LoTR to be in my fanfics and who would play them AND do not forgot to tell me who would play the vacant places of the names I mentioned earlier! By The Way, ONLY Fruits Basket characters can play the LoTR ones and if you want to change the character that plays Arwen tell me.

Oh yeah Akito is a male in this fanfic flame me all you want I don't caaare

Sankyuu and have a Good Day or Night it depends if you read it in the day or in the night!

Translator: Yrch means Orc in Elvish

Aeglos means Point of Snow in Elvish

First Book of Two Tower is Book 3

Each LoTR books have two smaller books

Notes after the fanfic: lalalala