Roxanne: Ok Chapter Two up! Serena?
Serena: I don't want to say it, you do!
Roxanne: DO MY BIDDING YOU WORTHLESS HAIRBALL!
Serena: fine fine! Gosh! Anyway, Disclaimer: she doesn't own Xiaolin Showdown Blah blah blah
"Let's kick some computer geek butt!" Clay said as the dragons started to get on super-sized Dojo.
"Not so fast, and who you callin' computer geek? BARBIE BOY!" a feminine but evil voice said
Everyone gasped as Clay said "Who are you?"
"I am... uh wait, SERENA WHAT DOES THE SCRIPT SAY!" a brunette girl in strapless top and blue jeans called out as a green-eyed black cat came to her.
"Let's see… you say your name and then you turn them into… CHESEE?" the feline spoke as the rest of the characters looked confused.
"Oh yes! I'm… uh what should my name be in this fic? Ooooooooooooh! I know Roxanne and I am the dragon of your worst fear! MUAHAHAHAHA!" the strange girl said.
"You see young monks, you found out about how people manipulate you in this website but now you're in one again! This is my fic now! watch" she then turns them into cheese.
"Yum I taste good!" Jack said as he started eating himself.
"Ok, hmmm let me entertain myself…" smirked the brunette evilly.
10 minutes later…
Kimiko is making out with Rai while Clay is break dancing to the I'm A Barbie Girl Song by Aqua (yes as some of you know Clay IS gay) and Jack is trying out Kimiko's thongs, while Omi serves the author.
"(spits out Diet Soda) I SAID GET ME THE LOW CALORIE DIET SODA! I CAN STILL TASTE THE CARBS! NOW GO AND BRING CHASE AND MOLEST WUYA AND I SHALL FORGIVE!" Roxanne screamed into Omi's ear as Serena chuckled.
"Yes oh grand dragon of all time!" Omi said as he ran as quickly as possible and whispered to his teammates. "My friends, we cannot let the author abuse us like this! We must fight!"
"But how can we? She has powers to do whatever she wants with us, although I don't very much mind!" said the happy Rai as he continued kissing Kimiko.
"ALRIGHT ROXANNE PREPARED TO UTTER MOST HUMILIATING DEFEAT!" Omi cried.
"Hey that wasn't in the script! SERENA!" Roxanne called for her follower.
"Well authoress, it seems that Omi has broken the laws of your fic and now is in free will!" Serena said scared.
"YOU USELESS HAG! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT OUTLOUD NOW… OH GREAT JUST GREAT LOOK WHAT YOU DID!" Roxanne screeched as everyone joined together and ready to attack.
"Nobody makes Jack Spicer wear thongs even though I liked it!" Jack simpered.
"It's ok, I got back up! Guys?" the evil authoress smiled as her fellow friends (yes my friends also like writing fics) came from behind her,
"Ok, now that you have entered my fic, uh… choose your names!"
"Hmmm… I'll be Ria" a peppy girl said.
"Call me Dana" a sporty girl said.
"My name is LetsjustcuttothechasesoIcanbeatthepuddingoutofyou" a punk girl answered.
"The name's Cheese, Cheddar Cheese" said a girl that looked similar to Roxanne only weirder.
"WHAT? She's my sister what do expect her to be? NORMAL?" Roxanne said annoyed.
"Anyway… let's just wrap this up because I'm sensing a Shen Gon Wu that is right here!" Dojo alerted.
"Oh my gosh, there it is!" Ria pointed to the Shen Gon Wu on Roxanne's throne.
"NOOOOOOOO!" the characters said.
"GO!" the girls screamed.
Just then everyone dived in and they all grabbed it at the same time!
"Alright computer freaks! I CHALENGE YOU TO A XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!" Omi said
Roxanne: there you go, now what will happen next? Bum bah bum BUM!
Serena: hey I thought you said no dramatic music!
Roxanne: Well I… JACK? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!
Jack: oh hi Roxanne, just getting some pudding
Roxanne: there is no pudding
Jack: ok… well where's the cheese?
Roxanne: THE IS NO CHEESE NOW GET OUT OF HERE UNTIL THE NEXT CHAPTER!
Jack: ok ok sheesh you have a worse temper than Kimiko! But can you al least tell me were the Nach-
Roxanne: SICK HIM SERENA!
Serena: my pleasure! (starts scratching and beating Jack up)