Roxanne: Whoho! Chapter 3 up! And again, Disclaimer: I don't own Xiaolin Showdown yeah, yeah whatever!

Serena: you seriously have issues girl

Roxanne: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY AUTHORITY! SHADOW OF FEAR!

Serena: no… PLEASE NO! (Cat screech) and I didn't even give you a question!

Roxanne: OH THAT'S IT! TALK BACK EH!

LetsjustcuttothechasesoIcanbeatthepuddingoutofyou: (slaps Roxanne) snap out of it you freak and get on with the story, you can kill Serena later

Serena: Thanks… I think

"Alright computer freaks! I CHALENGE YOU TO A XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!" Omi said

Jack paused for a minute and said "we have enough Shen Gon Wu for us, but what about them?"

Roxanne and Serena snickered as she said "I'll just make up my own Shen Gon Wu you HOT idiot!"

"What did you call me?"

"LET'S GO! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!" they all screamed at the same time.

The place turned into ring of mountains as the characters Omi, Raimundo, Kimiko, Clay, Jack Spicer, Wuya, Chase went against Ria, Dana, Cheddar Cheese, Serena, LetsjustcuttothechasesoIcanbeatthepuddingoutofyou and Roxanne.

The Weapons:

XS team- Haiku Mouse, Third Arm Sash, Shadow of Fear, Typhoon Boom, Tiger Claws, Mind-Reading Conch and Eye of Dashi.

Roxanne's team- Reversing Window, Helmet of Truth, Wedgie Claws, Heart of Love, Crow of Fear and Porcupine Shield.

"GONG YI TEMPAI!"

"Hmm… the Shen Gon Wu you made up are really similar to ours" Omi said.

"Whatever let's go!" Roxanne said to her teammates.

"But, fighting is mean! Can't we settle this a nicer way? Let's be friends!" Ria squealed as everyone gave her a death glare.

"ROXANNE AND FRIENDS BE PREPARED FOR A MOST HUMILIATING DEFEAT!" Omi screamed.

"Oh contraire my cheese ball headed friend, you're forgetting we know everything about your show, so that means…" the brunette said smiling at her cat.

Dana came running to Jack as she said "Jack Spicer, 'evil boy genius' who would trade all his Shen Gon Wu for pudding!" and showed him chocolate pudding.

"Oooooooooh! Deal!" Jack said handing Dana the Eye of Dashi.

"Jack you fool!" Wuya screamed. "Wedgie Claws!" Dana said as she gave him an atomic wedgie "Nice thongs, you creep"

"Typhoon Boom!" Chase attacked Lets justcuttothechasesoIcanbeatthepuddingoutofyou. "Reversing Window!" the jock screamed and Chase got a stupid look on his face and babbled like an idiot, "Bluh, yes Omi…I will marry you! Blah blah, no Cyclops doesn't rape me!... I like PIE"

"What did I ever see in you?" said LetsjustcuttothechasesoIcanbeatthepuddingoutofyou.

"Shadow of fear!" Omi said about to strike Roxanne. "Omi the self obsessed monk that isn't afraid of anything except… Porcupine Shield!" she striked Omi and used the Shadow of fear and out came out…

"Hey, what in tarnation?" said Sandy from Spongebob Squarepants. Just then, she saw Omi and pointed at him "YOU!"

"Sandy no! please I didn't mean to rape your cousin!" Omi whimpered. "this is why I'm afraid of squirrels!"

Rai twitched. "I'm gonna pretend that didn't happen, so… Haiku M-" but Ria beat him to it "Raimundo I hate to do this, but your weakness is…Heart of Love!" and Rai looked at Kim and began chasing her with hearts on his eyes.

"my turn, my turn, MY TURN!" Cheddar Cheese said as she looked at Wuya. "cool I get the ugly hag! Helmet of Truth!"

"Tiger C-" Wuya said but then said "I like cheese, I flirted with all the guys at both the Heylin and Xiaolin side, I once went on a date with Jesse and slept with Jack, my greatest dream is to become Miss China and become a stripper!"

Everyone: 0o

"Mind-Reading Conch!" Clay said reading Roxanne's mind Cowboys are so gay

"We are not! And me liking the Barbie girl song proves nothing!" Clay said busy complaining as Roxanne hit him with the Crow of Fear.

"Ok Serena get Kimiko!"

"Not so fast! Third Arm Sash!" Kimiko said grabbing Serena and slamming her into a volcano.

"SERENA YOU STUPID KITTY-LITTER! GET HER! YOU KNOW HER WEAKNESS!" angry Roxanne said.

"Right! Kimiko the girly girl who is too focused on her looks!" said Serena as the pussy climbed on her hair and began clawing through it.

"get off my hair! I just had it done you freak! AAAHHHHHHH my hair my hair! No not the highlights!" Kimiko cried.

"Fine then…"

"AAAAAAAHHHHH! Get out of there! You're worse than Katnappe!" she said as Serena got off her hair and wet crawling through her clothing and began popping out of nowhere playing hide-and-seek.

"Ooooooh, what's this? You PDA?" said the cat popping out of her pocket.

"HAH! You don't even know the password!"

"Kimiko 3Rai?"

"How did you? GRRRRRR!"

Meanwhile Roxanne sneaked out and grabbed the Shen Gon Wu as everything went back to normal and her team cheered.

"before we do our victory dance and rub the Shen Gon Wu in your faces, and continue to make idiots of you with my powers, I will show you dragons a dark secret!"

Roxanne: yes! Another cliffhanger! MUAHAHAHA!

Serena: you and Jack Spicer would make a great couple, weird and weirdo

Roxanne: shut up fish-breath, you're an embarrassment to your own kind

Jack: speaking of which, why did you call me a hot idiot?

Roxanne: shut up and kiss me you retard

(we make out)

Serena: Ewwwwww…