Serena: hello everyone, just to inform you, the authoress has been experiencing technical difficulties, so I am now permanently in charge of the story. LET THE HUMAN TORTUTE BEGIN!

Roxanne: WTF? SERENA! I GO TO THE BATHROOM FOR 5 SECONDS AND YOU'RE ALREADY TAKING YOUR PLANS FOR WORLD CONQUEST!

Serena: uh-oh, well gotta run! By the way Disclaimer: she doesn't own Xiaolin Showdown and never will! Ha ha!

Roxanne: YOU'RE DEAD FURBALL!

"Before we do our victory dance and rub the Shen Gon Wu in your faces, and continue to make idiots of you with my powers, I will show you dragons a dark secret!" Roxanne said with an evil smile. "ok, but before I tell the dark secret, to rise the suspense since I like messing with your minds, let's have a reunion with your inner selves' Xiaolin monks!"

"HUH!" They all said at the same time.

"Using the tiger claws, she will bring a couple of interesting characters for a family reunion." Serena smirked through her badly flossed ugly kitty teeth (Serena: HEY! Why you! (grabs keyboard)) redo: through her sharp prefect deadly vampire-like teeth. (Roxanne: self-obsessed freak)

Without another word, Roxanne got the Gold Tiger Claws out of nowhere and yelled "TIGER CLAWS! First up Kimiko's inner self!"

Mandy from The Billy Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Raven from Teen Titans, Vicky from The Fairly Odd Parents, Sam from Danny Phantom and Yumi from HiHiPuffi AmiYumi came out.

"Ok…… this is weird" Kimiko said.

"You said it, where the heck am I? GRIM!" Mandy said.

Raven: "uh…. This isn't the Titan's Tower" Raven said.

Everyone except Kimiko's innerselfs: K

"Next, Raimundo!" Roxanne yelled. (Serena: like the freak she is (gets hit) ow!)

Jake Spidermonkey from My Gym Partner's a Monkey, Spongebob Squarepants, and Eduardo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends come

"I knew it! Raimundo did sound like Spongebob Squarepants when he laughs!" Kimiko pointed out

"Bahahaha" Spongebob laughed.

"Shut up dude!" Rai said embarrassed.

"Wait you're me? That's really monkey" Jake said.

"I like potatoes" Eduardo said.

"Ok Clay!" Roxanne said.

Twinkle the Marvel Horse from Dave the Barbarian, and Raij the Elephant from Camp Lazlo came

"Lazlo! Where am I? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Raj cried.

"Hey I was going to the bathroom in my kennel" Twinkle complained.

"Ok I don't have time to export everyone else's inner selves, but I will tell you

Jack Spicer is also Dave the Barbarian, now what you have all been waiting for…" Roxanne announced.

"TIGER CLAWS! Omi!"

Family Guy, Timmy Turner from the Fairly Oddparents, Princess Clara from Drawn Together, and Bubbles from the PowderPuff Girls come

"BUBBLES and PRINCESS CLARA are part of Omi's inner selves?" Jack asked amazed.

"Well everyone have you all figured it out?"

Everyone: --

"Oh my God!" Omi screamed.

"Yes Omi the dark secret!" said the brunette smirking evilly.

"Oh My God!" Omi said again.

"Yes! Yes! You figured it out! MUHAHAHAHA!" Roxanne roared evilly (Serena:like the freak she is)

"Oh my god……….. A penny!"

Rai: (smacks Omi) retard, so what's the secret Roxanne?

"You're kidding right? OMG I'm not even going to answer that!" Roxanne said getting really pissed. (Serena: yeah she has a really bad temper I mean-(gets hit unconscious) Roxanne: don't mess with the author, ESPECIALLY when she's high!)

Jack: (screams as everyone turns around to face him) OH MY GOD! OMI IS A…"

Roxanne: MUAHAHAHA cliffhanger whooooooo!

Serena: (wakes up) oww… my head (looks at Roxanne) PREPARE TO TASTE MY FURBALLS HUMAN!

Roxanne: BRING IT! (in sweet voice) thank you and please R&R! (back to normal evil voice) YAAAAAAAAA!

(they start to beat each other up)