A/N I would like to apologise for not updating in ages. I've been finding it really hard the past month, getting over a boy who doesn't like me back and just generally feeling inadequate and socially inept. But, that is NO excuse!

I would like to thank roryjessfan02 for motivating me to start writing this story again! I know it's a short chapter, but I will get into the swing of things soon!

Luke's POV

There comes a time in every boy's life….right, cos he'd eat that up…

Adolescence, I know what it's like, I've been there, done that…oh come on, why don't you just give him an egg to hurl at your pathetic earnest face…

Look, buddy…I understand these feelings you're having and I want you to know that they're ok…and I'm not saying you should suppress them…oh jeez, I sound like Oprah…how about…

"Don't have sex!"

Jess looked up from his book startled, before the corners of his mouth twitched into a smile.

"Why, so I can follow in my uncle's footsteps!"

Luke glared menacingly back, "Unfortunately, we are not talking about my love life this evening…nor will you and me EVER be discussing that blooming aspect of my life…….and by the way, your last remark has proved my point, you are much too immature for a sexual relationship!"

"I don't want to talk about this with you…" Jess sighed and got up to grab his coat.

"Too bad Jess, cos I reckon someone needs to, before you go out and impregnate the entire female population of Stars Hollow…including Mrs Kim!"

Jess spluttered, "Oh, and that comment wasn't immature! And anyway, I'm not dating the entire female population of Stars Hollow, I'm dating Rory!"

"…Which is why it's even more important that you don't mess around like an idiot…"

"I'm seventeen!"

"…and I think you need to take things slow…for your sake as well as Rory's …heck, why not put on the brakes for a while and see how you feel in maybe a year…when Rory's gone to college…"

"I know what I'm doing!"

"…because it's not to be taken lightly…"

"I've done this before!"

"…it is a big thing…"

"Mine sure is!"

Luke sighed dramatically, "You can't take anything seriously can you!"

"No actually, I just can't take you seriously…"

"Yeah well take this seriously…if you mess Rory about…in any way then…you're out!"

Luke's POV

That ought to show the kid…

"Looks like I'll be sticking around for a while then." Jess winked and slipped out of the door.