How it happened
After that whole affair, Cid was placed on the counter while Vincent poured bear in Cid's mouth when ever he got bored and Barret was placed in the hospital, or at least they tried.
"You can't put Beeres Wallete away forever! Hahahahaha!" was his reply to the ambulance as he made a quick getaway up a tree. Tifa put her hand on her forehead and went to apologize to the ambulance people for Barret's doing.
The whole gang was in the bar while Cloud was telling dumb blonde jokes wearing his afro, "okay, a lady goes in a store and asks, 'how much is that TV?' the man at the counter said, 'sorry, I don't sell to blondes.' So she went out, changed her hair color to brunette, came back the next and asked the man again, the man said the same thing, ' how'd you know I'm a blond' she asked and he said, ' because that's a microwave! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA," Cloud was the only one laughing.
Red looked at him dully, "you are a blonde and yet you insist on telling these jokes, you are pathetic, especially with that god damn afro!"
"I'm not blonde! I'll have you know my hair color is light, light, light, light, light, . . (Two hours later) . . . light, light, light, light brown!" He said out of breath falling to his knees.
Yuffie turned to Cid, "guys, I've been saying this for three hours, 'CID NEEDS CPR'"
"I'll do it!" Cloud raised his hand straitening his pants, "hehehe, I've done this before!"
He cracked his knuckles; Cid miraculously came back to life,
"I'm not dead! Especially if I have to be revived by that shit!" he points his hand at Cloud,
"you dissin' me, niga!" Cloud pointed at his hair, "this resembles a cloud!"
He then points to his shirt, "and this resembles . . . wait, lemme ask Barret." His whole speech, whatever it was about, was cut short when Barret suddenly comes in bust opening the door, "oh! Just because I'm black, you think I know what FUBU is? Well guess again B$#! All a' yall racist!" He obviously wasn't over that yet. Cid pulled out his swatter, "aww, I thought maybe by some miraculous chance I could pull out Vincent's gun and shoot him. . ."
That gave every one an idea; they all pulled out their fake weapons.
"YAAAY!" Vincent didn't pull out a water gun or toilet paper, this time; he had his real live gun.
"How the hell is that frikkin possible!" Yuffie screamed throwing her half trashcan lid in the trash, "I saw your gun break! And you threw your toilet paper away!"
"Say what?" Barret looked at him amazed.
"And you never had your real gun to begin with!"
"Maybe the author likes me." Vincent hugged his gun.
"Yea right, you, like, seriously look dead, and come on, your old and vampire-like, who could love you now?" Aeries pointed out.
"DIE, BITCH!" Vincent shot her missing by a 1/10000000 of an inch.
"What the hay! You could have killed me!" She protested
Everyone was silent
"Can't argue with that," Surprisingly, Cloud was the one to say this.
"Cloud, how could you? I trusted you! I thought you liked me?"
"Well, what have ya done for me so far?" Cloud crossed his arms.
"Um, I'll wear an afro so you don't have to look like a moron by your self!" She insisted and grabbed one for her self.
"HEEEEY, why don't we all do that? It seems kind of fun!"
Yuffie also put on an afro and went into a room.
"I refuse to." Cid looked away
"Why…" Aeries looked at him; he had no reason not to.
Cid didn't expect that, he thought hard, "because. . . Barret is black!"
"Oh, so now you got something against blacks eh, I'll show you, you stupid poopyhead!" Barret insulted.
Cid wasn't used to getting insulted like this, usually, he was the one to do it, so he thought of the worst thing to say," well, you look like poop."
Barret was about to faint, "OH LORD, TELL ME HE DIDN'T!"
Barret does faint and Cid laughs evilly, everyone, though, stares at him angrily
"That is an all time low," Vincent shook his head, "I mean, when I first met you, you cursed so much, I was ready to shoot you, I didn't know you'd go this far, and because he's black, and no one else is!"
"Stop binging that up, you are just as bad as him (continuous blabber)."
"Let's forget about him!" Cloud kicks Barret in a corner and cid disappears "Look! Yuffie is wearing stripper clothes!" Yuffie had come back from that room she was in, "look, I got some afros for everyone!"
Vincent put one on, he grinned, "do I look like Mr.T, or what?"
"No," Cloud answered, "Do you even know who Mr.T is?"
Vincent shook his head, "no, I just know Barret looks like him."
"So how the hell do you look like him?" Yuffie asked rasing an eyebrow.
Vincent just shrugged, now Red put on an afro, Aeries gave him some heavy gold necklaces with money signs on them
Tifa put on a barrette and sunglasses, and all that was left for Aeries was a gold tooth.
"(Sigh)", Aeries put it on anyway, "hey, who wants to watch MTV?"
"We don't have it." Tifa stated.
"Well, in the Promised Land," She thought a moment, "well, I guess we don't have it there either, that means it's not created, we don't know it yet, it never happened! Its gonna get wiped from our minds and we'll never think of it again! . . . What was I talking about?" Everyone shrugged, they didn't know anymore,
"I was thinking about cheeseburgers." Cloud said, staring off into space "I just put some random words together and got that word, it sounds yummy."
Aeries ignored him, "oh yea, MTV."
Cloud stared at her, but blankly as she blabbers about MTV,
"Asdfghjklmnnvvcxzzzserthjjxdjdzjmzxvc," was all he could hear coming from her mouth.
"I've had enough, who wants to start a rock band?" Tifa asked as everyone looked at each other and raised their hand, except for Aeries who was more interested in MTV.
"I don't even know what that is, so shut up, aeries!" Tifa yelled
"It's Materia Thief Television!" Yuffie shouted, and then thought about it, "wait, that's MTT."
Everyone leaves as they think about making a rock band.
"WAIT! We need our weapons! How will we fight out crowds?"
"Easy," Aeries stated, "with Tifa in the band, we won't have any crowds,"
Tifa ignored that and gave out orders, "Cloud, and I will look for the weapons, Aeries and Red will go look for Cid while Vincent tries to wake Barret up, oh, and Yuffie, you go start the band! After that, we all meet at the secret underground lair in this bar!" Everyone groans except for Tifa, she just grabs Cloud, followed by Yuffie and goes to the secret underground lair in the bar.
"Come on, beast, let's get to work." Aeries runs off to find Cid and Red just grunts.
"Shit, I have get Barret up, maaaaaan, this blows. . . " Vincent walks over to Barret and starts nudging him with his foot, weak attempt. He then tries turning him over, but Barret decides to puke on him. After rinsing five times, Vincent tried again, this time bringing a bucket of water with him, "heh, this should work."
He poured the cool water on Barret's face but Barret drinks half of it and now he's snoring and gurgling water at times. Vincent left and soon returned with a gong, banging on it a couple times made him give up after giving himself ear damage. His other attempt was to shoot aimlessly, with this he shot a light bulb, a beer mug, a slum drunk, and what he's been trying to aim for the whole time, Aeries, unfortunately, it didn't kill her, a sword through her liver hadn't killed her, the woman refused to die.
Vincent sighed, Barret could be presumed dead but still breathing, he wouldn't budge, when he was about to break a chair over his own head, he decided to break it over Barret's head, but Marlene had come just in time,
"ugh, is daddy sleep-dead again?"
Vincent assumed this was what she was talking about and nodded, "nothings working! Is this normal?"
Marlene went up to Barret, "I'll take care of this," she whispered in his ear "daddy, the beer truck outside exploded! It's raining beer!" Barret woke up in an instant, "out of my way, foo'!" Marlene just smiled and left, Vincent was amazed, "a beer truck exploded, you serious? I want some!" They both run out side looking for a beer truck.
A/N:I hope you liked it, it's probably not the best but I'll make the other chapters better, this one was a real quick one and probably doesn't make any sense, it's just a way a way for them to get to the rock band , but it was pretty random when it was brought though.