Alright! Next chapter!

Okay, the gang's been through a lot, what with Tifa and her nude, and all of that other stuff. But the suffering never ends. . .

Here you see Yuffie

Hair: pink

Eye color: purple

Is In: a rock concert

Is: a rock star

Is playing: drums

Invited: Cloud, Aeris, Barret, Red, Cid, Vincent, and Sephiroth

Came anyways: Tifa

Condition: being booed

You must be wondering. Well, Yuffie succeeded in the band, rocking and all, but a lot of detail has been skipped. . .

. . . Hopping back two chapters. . .

"Yuffie, you get started on the band!"

Hearing Tifa's demand made Yuffie sigh. A band? Well where was that going to lead them to? Or did Tifa just want to have something for her to do just to keep Cloud to herself. . .

"Well, better get started!" Yuffie followed Tifa and Cloud to the secret lair, but Tifa refused to let her in so Yuffie left for that room she had previously taken the afros from.

Turns out it was a dresser room. Who would have guessed?

She grabbed the phone and made some preparations with Gold Saucer, then rented a drum set.

"Show time. . ."

Now to Vincent, where we had left off, puking in a toilet, which had started out unflushed.

After finishing up, he flushed it a couple of times, then even more.

"God, this is embarrassing," he muttered to himself.

Talk about embarrassing, Aeris had just popped in, "Dang Vincent." she said, looking in the toilet.

"Shut up! It's all Tifa's fault! Speaking of that whore, where is she?"

"What do you got against Tifa?" Aeris asked, "Actually, I don't care, I came to tell you something! I was looking for sephiroth, and-"

"You were looking for SEPHIROTH?"

"I did it for a reason!" She exclaimed

"Yea, Aeris, go head, put the world in danger again, like we really need another sequel to final fantasy VII."

"As I was saying," she began again with her annoying high pitched voice, " When I was walking, I figured out Shinra had banned all weapons from Midgar after all the things Midgar has been through no one can ever fight again. And I was looking for Sephiroth because-"

Vincent was covering his ears, "hearing you talk is like falling in love with Hojo! Could you get to the point already?"

Aeris scowled, "well, do YOU think it's safe to let Sephiroth out in the streets of Midgar? Besides, I got to get some things straight with him!"

"What kind of things?" Vincent questioned knowing it would be important.

"Oh you know, the usual . . . stuff. Hey you should go talk to Cid if you're still confused, he was with me so he should know a thing or two." she replied.

"Cid? You mean that drunken nincompoop who would forget his own name if it wasn't so short and in every final fantasy game? Screw this I have unfinished business with Tifa."

Vincent walked out of the bathroom but Aeris called him back, "You forgot to flush one more time!" this made Vincent walk faster "That's not it though! You should really talk to Cid, Tifa's taken care of, Cid is at the counter!" she screamed the last words loud and clear.

Vincent, despite Aeris' advice, headed to the secret lair, there he found Barret hugging Marlene with a potato sack, Tifa all nice and covered up, Cloud drinking from a bullet, and Red being blind and all.

"Is anybody going to tell me what's going on?" Vincent questioned them.

"No." a simple answer from Red

Vincent quickly turned around and headed out the lair, this couldn't get any weirder.

"Hey, I still got a bar full of drunks; I got to keep it running!" Tifa said running out of the lair as well.

"Yea and I got to put Marlene to sleep," Barret too headed out the lair.

"But its only 2:35 Am," Whined Marlene.

"Whoa how the time flies," Cloud began," way past my bedtime!" there goes Cloud.

"Thanks for stating the obvious, dink." Red replied leaving.

Basically, everyone had left to sleep, even Tifa who needed to keep the bar alive went to bed and so did the slum drunks. Vincent, being nocturnal, was still up all night. He'd been suspecting Aeris and Sephiroth, the two who should be, would be, if he decides to, dead. He then begins to wonder about that weapon law. Why does Barret, Cloud, and himself have their weapons.

At this point who should come to his mind but Aeris, her annoying high pitched voice still haunts him," You should talk to Cid if your still confused. . .You should talk to Cid if your still confused. . .You should talk to Cid if your still confused. . . hint hint (nope she's not done yet). . .I got to get some things straight with him!. . . get some things straight with him!. . . something's straight. . .straight. . .straight. . . That's it! Sephiroth is gay . . . when hell freezes over! He may not look like a man, but if he was gay, he'd be all over me." Vincent wiped that thought out of his mind," I think I'll go with the first one."

Aeris and her stupid advice! Vincent had searched the bar counter up and down, left and right, every nook and cranny, all of it, but no Cid! What he did find was a strange man sleeping behind the counter.

Vincent examined him, wasn't too hard to figure this one out, the silver hair gave it away, "Sephiroth!" Vincent called out. Unfortunately it awoke him. Sephiroth got up slowly, "Victor, I presume?"

"My name, if that is what you are referring to, is Vincent. Now, explain what you are doing here."

Sephiroth walked circles around him, "I don't have to explain my self to you! You're not my mom!"

"You mean the headless freak specimen being tested in Hojo's lab? No, I don't believe I am."

Sephiroth totally looked stoned,

". . ." that's all sephiroth could manage to breathe out in his drunken state

"Say something worth my while; are you really an important part of the storyline?"

"Why of course, Venice, I'm the one who's behind all this. Aren't I always?"

"The names Vincent," Vincent gritted his teeth, "and you are the one who took all of our weapons when we left them at the bar?"

Sephiroth stared blankly, then blurted out a squeak, then a cough, then a choking sound, "well, whatever, you know what laughter sounds like. But heavens no! I didn't take your weapons! My plan is of course less complicated."

"(what could be less complicated than that? And how could this man still manage to keep his balance and say some sensible words at once?)" Vincent pondered this not taking his eyes off Sephiroth.

"Wait a minute, why am I telling you anything, go back to your cave and save Gothem city, Batman."

"For the last time, it's VINCENT!"

Vincent swings his fist at Sephiroth but missed terribly due to Sephiroth fainting on the spot

"Hopeless insolence, that's all I ever get from this guy" he said to himself going back to bed.

Sephiroth was still muttering in his unconsciousness, "I have spies Vernon, spies.

End of this chapter! Tell me if ya want the next chapter already!