A/N: Aiiiiight Lads and Laddies and Non-Binary Baddies, this chapter is basically a bonus chapter with a compilation of miscellaneous questions from Tumblr so that the next chapter can focus on season two~! Thank you all for the support so far and thank you for feeding me with your delicious comments and kudos UWU

Some of the following ideas have been done with the help of my good friend Gale the penguin (author of soulmate survey and childhood soulmate AU- go give them a read) so you're in for a treat~!

So without further ado,

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


"Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling.
And every time we kiss, I swear I could fly.
Can't you feel my heartbeat fast?
I want this to last.
Need you by my side."

Everytime We Touch - Cascada

Tumblr Asks

'For the ML kiss AU and Dark Adrien AU, what would Adrien's reaction be to Marinette letting her hair down?'

'How does Gabriel react to people (not Marinette) like Kagami and Lila who are after Adrien when he is an Adrienette shipper?'

'So I luv your Kiss au. So I have a question about the whole power-up thing. So aside from the different powers, the only real difference between the other miraculous and the cat and Ladybug one is that they need to kiss to transform. Wouldn't that make it a huge disadvantage? Are there any benefits they get to make up for that?'

'Hiya, it's me again. So as promised. I would like to request your take on the combination of your Kiss AU and Gale's Childhood Soulmates AU. Let the fluff commence.'

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Hair Down

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Adrien has already got the pleasure to see her hair down multiple times. That doesn't stop him from appreciating it or falling deeply more in love with Marinette than he already is. He first saw it down during their first sleepover which turned him into a stammering, blushing mess. His cheeks were so red that they could have given Ladybug's suit a run for its money.

"OhMyGodYou'reSoBeautifulWhatTheFuckMan!"

"...huh?"

"How are you even more pretty than usual!? Oh- I'm not saying you're not very pretty when you have your hair up or anything but holy shit you're so hot right now-"

"Th-Thank you,"

"AaaaAAaaaaaaaAa~ I'm so lucky to see this~!"

He loves running his fingers through Marinette's hair as if it's made of ink, brushing it carefully when given the opportunity and trying out different hairstyles on her for fun. His personal favourites are the single high bun and the twin space buns because he thinks they're the most cutest looks on her.

It's also really soft to touch so he often finds himself burying his face into her hair whenever he can ranging from hugs, carrying her away or being carried or even just at random when the urge is too strong.

"Chaton, again?"

"Yes, again,"

"Is your obsession with my hair a cat thing?!"

"Maybe, maybe not~ come back here and let me hug you~~~"

"Adrien!"

Just to fluster Marinette and make her blush in the way he really likes, Adrien adores picking the strands of her hair with his fingers just to kiss it like a gentleman. He'd peer at her under his fringe and his smirk would widen like the Cheshire cat as she riles up.

"This is so embarrassing- why are you like this!?"

"Because I think pink is a great colour on you~"

"At this rate, I might as well throw away my blushers!"

"Good idea- next time you need a touch up of blush after you've done your make up, call me and I'll give you a nice, long, kiss~~~~"

"You suck!"

"Oh, I'll be sucking something alright..."

He once burst out into tears when she declared that she wanted to cut her hair, complaining how it's getting too long and was in the way when she's battling or working to the point where it was becoming a hazard. Granted, he knew that she'd look smoking hot with a bob cut; but all that beautiful, thick hair...

Gone.

"What else am I gonna run my fingers through...?"

"Adrien,"

"Where else would I bury my face into which is deemed appropriate?"

"Adrien."

"HOW MUCH HARDER WILL IT BE TO SNIFF THAT SWEET SWEET BAKERY SCENT OF YOURS ONCE ALL THAT LUSCIOUS HAIR IS GONE!? I HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE NOW!"

"Oh boy...Tikki? Plagg? Lil' help here?"

"UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"And thus, I'm once again reminded why I never wanted a cat as a pet in the first place..."

Gabriel Agreste

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Kagami is only after Marinette romantically in this universe and she's just a strong, persistent rival for Adrien. Despite that, she is a thorn to Gabriel's side because he doesn't want her snatching away his beloved future daughter-in-law. And his son will end up single for the rest of his life too and that's no Bueno cos Agreste senior wants grandkids!

"Whatever you do son, do not lose Mademoiselle. Dupain-Cheng to Mademoiselle. Tsurugi."

"Oui, Monsieur!"

"Marinette is your future wife and my future daughter-in-law."

"Oui, Monsieur!"

"And I won't be having you die as a bachelor surrounded by nothing but cats as your company."

"Oui, Mon- hey...oi!?"

"Do I happen to be wrong?"

"N-No..."

Regardless, he has some professional respect for Kagami considering that he's signing some important documents with her mother (which we have no idea what that's all about). Overall, he doesn't hesitate to glare at the girl when she gets a bit too close to Marinette and Kagami in return doesn't hesitate to fight back with her icy glower.

He knows how smitten Adrien is with Marinette and vice versa so he's not too worried.

Lila on the other hand?

Oh my.

He cannot stand the girl. AT ALL. Adrien was quick to tell him how awful Lila is and how she tried to steal the book that he borrowed from Gabriel's safe (out of curiosity, he claimed- still landed him a punishment which was a week of no anime). The man also refuses to akumatise her ever since Volpina or acknowledge her unless he was desperate. He can sense that she's up to no good and warned both Adrien and Marinette to stay away from her.

No one can come between him and his OTP.

Power-Ups

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The cheesiness and fluffiness of this universe are brought up to the very next level with the power of love playing a massive role in this ridiculousness.

So, it has been covered in the first chapter that once their soul bond has strengthened with one another, Marinette and Adrien are able to transform with the standard "Transforme-Moi!" phrase wherever they are for a solid five minutes. They'll need to find each other and kiss to complete the transformation (This is handy if they need a quick escape or are currently really far away). This is handicapped by not being able to use their superpowers till they kiss.

However!

There is a way for them to power up.

Holding Hands.

The way they hold each others' hands can make their power vary. The most powerful hold is the one where their fingers are interlocked with each other. For example, Chat Noir politely holding Ladybug's fingers itself can boost their speed and endurance. Ladybug clasping Chat Noir's hand when lifting him up or something like that grants them super strength, speed and agility as well as an extra brain cell.

Interlocked hands give them all that plus they fall into a synchronised movement that helps them defeat the enemy much more fluidly and with ease. They can't hold hands all the time during battles because it's harder to fight, unfortunately- otherwise, they would have been unstoppable. The power surges last for a good ten minutes or so after letting go (and they can only do the hand holding power once per battle).

Chat Noir, being the idiot nerd he is, shouted "KAMEHAMEHAAAAAA" after they interlocked hands, once, expecting a powerful beam or blast to appear.

It didn't work of course.

On their own, Ladybug and Chat Noir are really, REALLY strong. Only they can outdo each other (and the Akuma getting the occasional hit or close calls). Ladybug once dared Carapace, Rena Rouge and Queen Bee to beat her in an arm-wrestling competition during a group patrol.

They couldn't make her budge despite all three using both hands.

Lastly, as they grow closer, Ladybug and Chat Noir get stronger. The more love and trust they have, the easier it is for them to fight and defeat the enemy.

Kiss AU x Childhood Soulmates AU MASHUP

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- Since they've known each other since childhood, Marinette and Adrien are so much more eager to go along with Fu's mission and take on the kissing ritual.

- Fu had to step out of the room because the mutual pining and love was so obvious yet the teens were unaware that their feelings were reciprocated.

"Wayzz...I have recruited France's most stupidest idiots to save Paris. What have I done?"

"At least they're good idiots, right master?"

- Fu pops back into the room to see Ladybug and Chat Noir in a heated, passionate kiss and he lets out an ancient swear, face-palming himself.

- Adrien and Marinette are very much in sync already so taking on Cœur de Pierre was like a breeze for them. They instantly win Paris' hearts.

- The duo is a lot more confident about themselves because they've been supporting each other from the start. They have very few insecurities and know for a fact that they'll always have each other.

- Adrien introduces himself as Marinette's fiancé when he first comes to school. It is literally one of the first few things he says.

"Please introduce yourself to the class, Monsieur," Madame. Bustier asked with a sweet smile and beckoned the excited blond teen to stand up to the front of the class.

"Salut! I'm Marinette's fiance, nice to meet you all!" His innocent answer was met with instantaneous shouts, gasps and squeals from his new classmates. Adrien cocked his head to the side in confusion, glancing at Marinette who simply slammed her face into her desk with a blush that would rival even the ripest tomato out there.

"I-I meant your name..." Caline chuckled, already charmed by the boy. Adrien let out a cute "Oh!" and then reintroduced himself properly with a dramatic bow.

"Since when were you and Dupain-Cheng engaged!?" Chloé shrieked from her seat, glowering at the two love birds and fists clenched like a child throwing a tantrum.

"When I proposed to her with that daisy ring?" He answered nonchalantly as if he was talking about the weather.

"We were four Adrien! FOUR!" Marinette finally blurted out and then covered her face back up with her hands and squealed silently. Adrien merely blinked a few times at first before his lips widened into a Cheshire grin, his eyes glinting deviously like his alter-ego.

"You still said yes~ and you gave me the biggest, fattest kiss in the world~~~" He pretended to swoon on the spot whilst the rest of the class laughed, already warming up to the new student.

"Dibs on being maid of honour!" Alya quipped and was met with a light slap on the shoulder by her new best friend.

- Ladybug and Chat Noir are a lot more cheeky and open in public, both simultaneously agreeing to act that they're married and ancient beings just to mess with Le Papillon and the rest of Paris. An excellent way to keep their identities a secret too.

"Ladybug! Please go out with me!"

"Should I be concerned that you're into a woman who's many thousand years senior to you, young sir~?"

"Chat Noir! I want your babies!"

"Give me a date and I'll hook you up with my great, great, great, great, great, GREAT, grandkid~"

"How is it possible that the two of you are so old? Are you guys demi-gods or something?"

"Hell yeah, we're something like that~"

- Marinette and Adrien has said "I love you" to each other so many times but neither ever got that it was meant in a romantic sense because they're IDIOTS.

- Gabriel is actually a really good dad here (thanks to Tom and Sabine) despite akumatising people on a daily basis to get the miraculous. He's a bit like Doofenshmirtz- only much more flamboyant, cheeky but still overprotective. He treats Ladybug and Chat Noir more like a friendly nemesis than an actual enemy.

"CURSE YOU LADYBUG AND CHAT NOIR- oooh, my son is back home~!"

- Every time Mari and Adrien go out together, they treat it as a date. Alya and Nino suffer from this nonsense and they swear that it has caused them to get grey hair.

"Wait, wait. Hold up, girl. This boy has snogged you a gazillion times, even today in the morning from what you've said...and you still think that he doesn't have feelings for you?"

"It's complicated Alya..."

"NO. YOU'RE BOTH SO DENSE! YOU CAN ACE YOUR GRADES BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL THAT YOU BOTH LOVE EACH OTHER!?"

- They kiss all the time. Like oh god, it's like an addiction.

- Ladybug and Chat Noir are so OP due to their incredible soul bond and connection, it doesn't take long to battle an Akuma. When Monsieur. Pigeon got akumatised for the umpteenth time, Chat Noir took him down in less than ten seconds and brought the akumatised object back to Ladybug as soon as she took one sip from her tea.

- Just like Gale's take on this remix AU, they confess at the end of season two and start dating officially.

- Adrien and Marinette get married at the age of 18 (booo France! You can get married at 16 in the UK lmao)

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A/N: See you hoes next chapter ,';D