A/N: 'Ey there fellas! I was meant to upload these a while ago but got busy with IRL stuff lol. But don't worry, once again, I shall grace you plebeians with my wonderful presence~ These past few weeks have been so hectic and the months to come will continue to be so hence updates may be slower than usual.

I ain't apologising for that :D

Anyways, enjoy the long-awaited Glaciator prompt UWU~ The result turned out to be much longer than I anticipated lol.

"My friends say that I'm crazy - I'm just fine
My neighbours stare at me - Nevermind
Cause every time this sweetness of her smile
My supersonic girl - I'm in love"

I'm In Love - Alexander Rybak

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'How does Glaciator happen in the Kiss AU?'

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The episode starts off with an unnamed couple receiving their ice-creams from André on the Pont des Arts bridge, all happy smiles and cute interactions. However, once they finally get a glimpse of their concoctions, the pair is quick to anger much to the plump man's horror.

The ice-creams reminded them of their former exes.

Despite the poor man's apologies and his attempts in explaining why he gave those flavours in particular (all with good intentions and without any malice), the couple didn't have any of it. They accused André of being fake, problematic and shoved the ice-creams back to him, stomping away.

André's eyes begin watering and if that wasn't bad enough, the people who were queueing for their treats overheard the commotion and almost all of them decided to head elsewhere. Their harsh whispers and snide comments made the man close in himself and soon he gets akumatised.

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Adrien and Marinette on the other hand were not available for some ice cream because they were immensely busy with their own stuff. The girl had to help out with the bakery because of a few wedding orders, she had some commissions she needed to get a start on and plenty of homework to power through.

Meanwhile, fashion week was looming ahead so Adrien was busy with the modelling rehearsals, studying and having to help a distressed Nathalie out because Gabriel was all over the place, stressing out and being a complete nightmare. Both Adrien and Marinette haven't seen each other for over a week because of that and the lack of akumas.

"He had three weird dreams in one five minute nap and was this close to burning down everything he's created just to redo them again by hand...ugh..."

"I'm so sorry you had to deal with that, mon Minou,"

"UGhhhHhhhHh...How was the third attempt on Madame. Li's wedding cake-"

"WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT."

Later that night, Adrien drops by on Marinette's balcony, decked up as Chat Noir just so they both can have a break from the intensive week they were going through. Not to mention that they've missed each other deeply.

"It's a good thing I came by- you look like you haven't slept for days! I knew something was off with the way you sounded over the phone." Chat Noir scowled the second he landed, not giving Marinette a chance to counter back as he scooped her up in his arms, bridal style, and settled on the lounge chair before she could even take a step near the trapdoor.

The designer decided on crossing her arms, directing a pout at her partner who simply glowered back lightly. The stare-off lasted for merely a few seconds until Marinette felt her cheeks fire up and her heart skip a few too many beats more, prompting her to sigh in defeat and relax in her partner's hold.

She didn't even need to look up to know that his expression was instantly replaced with one that you'd find on a content, well-fed kitten, his clawed fingers tenderly taking the bobbles out of her hair and combing through the tresses in a manner that he knew would make her melt on the spot.

"There we go, that wasn't so hard, was it?" Chat wrapped one firm arm around her waist and grabbed a mug of hot chocolate from the nearby table with the other, pressing the ceramic into her cold fingers. His smile softened sweetly when the scent of cinnamon and nutmeg enticed her to take a sip, leaning her head back on his chest with a softer exhale.

"Yeah yeah...you got me. But I swear I was going to rest- I was just going to head downstairs and get some sweets for us." She took another sip of the delicious drink and then eyed her Chaton cheekily. "After all, we all know how a certain somebody gets when he doesn't get his sugar fix~" The grin on Marinette's lips turned wicked, causing the boy to stiffen up and his face to bloom with an adorable red hue.

"Just because my eyes watered that one time you forgot to bring in the éclairs that you promised to bring-"

"You had tears STREAMING down your cheeks!"

"There were pigeons nearby!"

"Lies~"

"Oh stop teasing me, ma princesse-"

"Crybaby~~"

"Ma-aaaaarine-eeeeeete..."

The shorter of the duo eventually stopped affectionately mocking her other half, squishing his cheeks together with a coo and pecking his cute kitten nose with a big "Mwah!". She couldn't help the occasional peels of giggles that left her mouth as Noir continued to sulk and his belt tail wrapped itself around her ankle. It took her everything to not kiss him right there and then, to tease his soft lips with her softer pair and to massage the sensitive spot behind his faux ears as she captures his mouth with her teeth-

"You done with joking around and being a little clown?" Chat blew at her fringe, his hands rubbing circles on her hips and his nose barely brushing hers. "You might as well jest write it all down and put pun to paper," It was now his turn to flash a devilish grin, beckoning his partner to roll her eyes at him.

"That's was terrible. Even for you. Been sleeping funny?"

"Ooh~? Returning my puns with one of your own? What a nice little jester,"

"You clearly put some laughing stock in my hot chocolate and that's why I'm being forced to humour you."

"Just admit it, you love punning with this-" Chat then used his hands to squish his cheeks suddenly, the gesture almost making the silly girl burst out laughing at the even sillier cat. "-with this Clownfish, non~?"

Marinette couldn't keep it in any longer and she bubbled with unrestrained laughter, pushing the hero's face away from her as she tried not to fall off his lap.

"You look so stupid! Hahahaah!" She swatted his hands away as he attempted to squish her face too, resulting in a mini wrestling match with their hands interlocked as they pushed against each other.

"Olala- My Lady is so strong, I think she'll end up breaking my funny bone," He exaggerated the strain in his voice, purposely not using the magically enhanced strength against her for fun. "And it wasn't even me who was clowning around~! Someone save this poor Chaton from this fate~!"

His dramatic tone was enough to make the love of his life snicker anew, the boy taking advantage of her momentary distraction and trapping her in his arms once more with an "Ah-hah!".

"Hey! Cheater- oh- hey! That tickles- Haha- Wait- HAHAH-" All that left Marinette's lips afterwards were unintelligible babbles and unladylike titters until the boy finally ceased his peppering of kisses all over neck and shoulders, the pecks gradually turning longer and filled with adoration and love.

Her sighs became even more laboured and intense as Chat's lips trailed to the corner of her mouth, still puckered from its previous ministrations but yet ached for more of her touch. Marinette's lashes fluttered open from the sharp exhale of her partner's nose, the boy tentatively placing his forehead against hers.

She couldn't help the way her brows furrowed at the sight of his stressed expression and the way his eyes were squeezed tight from what ever was going through his mind.

"Adrien? What's wrong?" Her question was no more than a breath, her heart hammering from the proximity whilst her fingers busied themselves with rubbing comforting circles on his shoulders. "Do you need to lie down? You can detransform and come to my bed. I'll play with your hair and let you sleep on my lap again-"

"That sounds lovely Marinette. I'd love that- but I'm not tired right now or anything like that," His tone held a growly edge, causing both of their faces to flare with colour and they couldn't help but simultaneously eye each others' lips and then look away when the inevitable shyness took over.

With another deep sigh, Chat Noir gently get up with the curious Marinette still in his arms and then placed her back down on the still-warm chair, making way to the balcony railings and simply leaning against them as he watched the sky. His faux ears twitched at the sound of the girl scrambling back to her feet and taking a spot right next to him.

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"Adrien?"

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Her tentative question was answered with said boy placing one of his hands on top of hers on the ledge, squeezing the slender appendage with what he hoped was reassuring.

"I really missed you, Marinette," He then faced her, his expression quite serious which juxtaposed the silliness that happened just minutes ago. Their hearts pounded in sync.

"Oh? I missed you too...is that why you look a bit down, tonight?" She placed a free hand on his jaw, her touch warm and delicate against his soft skin.

"...Did I ever tell you that you're the best thing to have happened to me? Ever?" The way Chat Noir spoke could have been described as if he was before a deity he worshipped with his everything. Absolutely smitten, adoring and eyes glittering. It took Marinette all her strength to stop her knees from buckling.

"Y-You have mentioned it a few times here and there..."

"But I don't think you understand the extent," He leaned in, emerald greens still holding that intense, deep look behind the feline lenses and his expression almost desperate. He clasped his hands over both of hers, bringing them to his lips so that he could give them a sound kiss and then angled down even further so that he could kiss her cheeks as well.

All three kisses left a scorching brand of heat and tingles which resonated throughout Marinette's body and left her as a mute, gaping, lovesick girl.

"Marinette...you mean everything to me. You're the most important person to me...and...and I'd do anything for you," He tucked a lock behind her ear, his eyes pleading and trying their best to convey what he's been hiding in his heart all this time. "I've been wanting to let you know why that is...but it's so hard to put it through words- especially since it can change everything."

It was now Marinette's turn to be the brave one and give her partner the push he needs, especially if the conversation was leading to where she was hoping it would lead.

"Say it," Her baby blue sapphires sparkled with wishful thinking, rosy lips parted. "I'll always be here, to listen to you...always," Their noses were grazing one another.

"Marinette...j'ai...je t'ai-"

"My name is André! André! Glacé! The sweetheart matchmaker! If you disagree, THEN I'll FREEZE YA!"

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The Akuma's song snaps the duo out of their bubble, annoying them both since they were close to confessing their true feelings after all this time. Thankfully, since they were in a blindspot, Glaciator didn't spot them and he continued to merrily freeze people who weren't a couple into ice cream statues.

Determined to get his feelings across and kick the Akuma's ass, Chat Noir brings Marinette in for a sweet yet no less passionate kiss, enthralled that the girl met him halfway. It was all lips and softness, his hands buried in her tresses as she transformed into Ladybug and her arms around his neck as he gained the full power for his transformation.

They part with a satisfying pop, their eyes still glistening with intensity and hearts high on the adrenaline rush.

Battling Glaciator was an easy feat for the heroes; they caught on quickly that the Akuma didn't target couples so they fulfilled the role without batting an eye. Ladybug brought Chat Noir in for a quick, cute kiss on the lips, making Glaciator squeal like a teenaged fan seeing their ship become canon. He was taken down right away after that.

After he was purified, the unnamed couple from the beginning of the day come rushing by, apologising to André for all the horrible things that they have said and how he didn't deserve their ire earlier on. The man only smiled, handing them both some ice cream and mentioning that enjoying the flavour of his desserts is more than enough for him.

"Aw...look how happy he is, Chat Noir~"

"Maybe we should get some ice cream from him tomorrow, whaddya think, ma Buguinette~?"

"Are you asking me out on a date, mon Chat-valier~?"

"Depends on your answer, ma belle~"

The episode ends with Adrien and Marinette getting ice cream from André the next day, the duo dressed up in pretty, swoon-worthy clothes that clearly indicated that they were on a date. Marinette gets a scoop of dark chocolate with chocolate chip, a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of mint with two chocolate shards on top that resembled cat ears. Meanwhile, Adrien gets the strawberry with chocolate chips, a scoop of blackberry and a scoop of blueberry with a ladybug wafer on top. The joyful man gives it to them with a knowing smile and wink, claiming how they are perfect for each other.

Idiot one and idiot two spend the rest of the date feeding each other the desserts, getting it all over their faces and kissing it off with love radiating from their forms.

Their supposedly unrequited feelings didn't seem so unrequited after all...

Fucking idiots.

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A/N: Next prompt will definitely be Frozer! Lemme know what you thought of this piece in the comments~

Ciao!