A/N: This is for my lads fasting this Ramadan ;) Consider it an early Eid gift if I don't update anything else after this for a while ay.

"Come near me
Don't fear me
I just can't get enough of you, boy"

Ding Dong Song - Günther & The Sunshine Girls (yes, it's that fucking tra la la song :D)

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'I'm satisfied, How would Kwami Buster go down?'

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The school day starts off in the morning, during registration with Plagg carefully sneaking out of Adrien's bag and phasing through the floor below into an empty science room. Before the mischievous glutton was the umpteenth plate of delicious, scrumptious cheese in generous portions and he wastes no time in devouring the treats.

Someone with common sense would have been suspicious over the daily portions of treats that appear mysteriously but unfortunately, Plagg is Plagg. When it comes to his precious little fromage, there's nothing else worth making room for in his tiny little head. Thankfully, his little cheese party ends up being interrupted by Tikki who darted after him with suspicion in mind and doesn't waste any time scolding her other half for letting his guard down and slinking away from their holders.

"Unbelievable! I understand that when it comes to our favourite food, we're a little weak. But this!? This is clearly suspicious and dangerous, Plagg!"

"Oh you need to chill, Sugarcube~ Is it so hard to believe that there's a gracious, wonderful soul out there who happily loves to supply me cheese?"

"Erm, yes!?"

Meanwhile, Adrien and Marinette were too busy chatting (flirting) to notice that their respective little friends were squabbling in the science room below them. The former trying to see how many kisses he can land on his lover's cheeks and nose without getting pushed away saucily by the nose, much to their class' collective amusement and annoyances.

"-Mais, porquoi-aaaaaaaaa, ma Princesse~? It's not my fault that you look so cute when you're blushing~!"

"Is it too much to ask for one day without you trying to embarrass me, you dummy?"

"Absolutely."

"You idiot."

However, Plagg's standard bad luck finally rears its ugly head and both kwamis are suddenly approached by a gleeful looking Madame. Mendeleiev with a net in hand. The two little beings easily evade her trying to capture them in a net, babbling about aliens and how everyone will finally take her seriously.

Tikki and Plagg made sure to speedily whizz around the crazy teacher in order to make her dizzy and then immediately phased through the ceiling whilst she attempted to gather her bearings.

All the students upstairs were startled by the woman's frustrated growls from the floor below but then continued on with their day, more than used to the scientist's eccentric quirks. Though, Adrien and Marinette spotted their kwamis phasing into the girl's purse, clocking on the fact that their powerful friends may or may not have done something.

Afterwards, Adrien's over at Marinette's house for a sleepover when they both prod Tikki and Plagg for answers, the redder of the two much more anxious-looking than her counterpart. Though, they got vague answers at best from the little Gods.

"Adrien...I'm really worried. I feel like those two are hiding something," Marinette furrowed her eyebrows with concern, cuddling her partner closer whilst eyeing the slumbering kwamis buried within the pillows beside them. Her knuckles were starting to whiten from the tight grip she had on his Ladybug themed pyjama top but then relaxed when Adrien placed a free hand over hers, rubbing his thumb over the back.

"I would have easily gotten it out of Plagg with some camembert but Tikki seems to have a leash on him. She must be really scary to have him so tight-lipped." The blond unconsciously let his fingers comb through his girl's silky hair, resting his cheek against her head and inhaling her sweet, bakery scent that always lingered on her frame.

"Or maybe he's just really whipped? Tikki is far too sweet and kind to hurt a fly, let alone cute little Plagg." Adrien playfully flicked her nose with his other hand, making her squeal in protest. The mock glare she sent him simply made his grin widen as he leaned his forehead against hers.

"It's the cute ones you have to watch out for,"

Marinette sat up quickly, raising a sly brow at him whilst Adrien continued to smirk back. Only this time, it was dipping in his feline territories and mischief danced within the glitter of his emerald greens. Both of their fingers itched for a pillow, never breaking eye contact.

"You're right, but I've always known how dangerous you could be despite those cute kitty eyes," Taking advantage of Adrien's sudden blush blooming across his face, Marinette launched forward with her pillow, earning a delighted yelp and another pillow was chucked at her head in retaliation.

Oh, it was war!

The next day, the class is gathered at the library to watch Madame. Mendeleiev's appearance on a TV show. Much to everyone's surprise and slight embarrassment on behalf of their teacher, she was trying to convince everyone on the set that aliens were real and even showed footage that she secretly took of the cheese traps, the treats disappearing as if an invisible force was devouring them. When she showed the people the additional proof, two crude drawings of said aliens, she was immediately mocked by everyone on the show.

The class all simultaneously booed at the host for making fun of their teacher and mumbled out their frustrations on how no one really gave Madame. Mendeleiev a chance whilst everyone else on the show was taken seriously without a beat.

"How could Alec be so mean? If we can have superheroes and evil butterflies in this world, then surely inter-dimensional aren't such a farfetched idea, right Juleka? And this probably means that even unicorns are real too!"

"Isn't that host the same one who made Aurore feel like shit on camera and ended up getting her akumatised as Climatika? I feel like we should brace ourselves in case Madame gets akumatised too."

"Oh Alec, it is never too late to change and be a better person! I'll even use all my unicorn wishes and hope that you become nicer! They may not have worked on Chloé but they can certainly work on you!"

"Hey!?"

Amidst the chaos between their classmates, Adrien and Marinette sneak out of the library together, shocked but slightly mad at the little kwamis for not confessing the other night. The duo sternly tells them off, Plagg especially since it was his greediness that gave their existence away to the science teacher.

Instantly, screams and yells were heard outside and before they knew it, the bathroom they were hiding in was smashed through the wall. Marinette and Adrien struggled under the debris, their identities intact but much to their horrors, Tikki and Plagg were sucked into the strange vacuum the Akuma held.

"JE SUIS CHASSEUSE DE KWAMIS! I FINALLY HAVE PROOF THAT INTER-DIMENSIONAL BEINGS EXIST AND NOW NO ONE WILL MAKE FUN OF ME! AHAHAAHAHAH!"

As soon as Chasseuse de Kwamis left in pursuit of Alec, Marinette came up with a quick plan to help them regain back their friends. She instructs Adrien to hide and maybe find a disguise until she comes back. The two of them trying everything not to panic and lose their minds. Thankfully, the trust they had in each other overpowered all the negative feelings and anxiety that buzzed through their bodies.

Before Marinette could head out, Adrien launched a brief yet sweet kiss on her lips. The strangeness of kissing and having no magic thrumming through their beings despite wearing the miraculous was nothing in comparison to the warmth that eased through their bodies and the sparks that flared through their bloodstream.

"Mmm...what was that for, Adrien?"

"What? Can't I kiss my partner good luck?"

"Hehe...silly Chaton,"

"I'm your silly Chaton~"

Whilst Marinette was away to receive the remaining miraculous from Maître Fu, Adrien picked up a spare banana costume in the TV studio and reluctantly decided to use it as a disguise and distract the villain.

Since the other miraculous only require a simple transformation phrase, Marinette was able to transform as Multimouse with ease. However, the dizziness and exhaustion were quick to run through her body and mind from all the magical jewels she was wearing. It took her everything to not falter as she pulled off her convoluted plan, regained the kwamis and purified the Akuma.

"Damn girl! You have great buns!" Banana Noir received a glare from all the individual Mousinettes, silencing him. "Hehe...guess I just booked my funeral in early..."

Saving the day was a cinch for these two. Though, they preferred that it never happened again. After dropping the teacher back to her class, Chat Noir immediately vaulted back towards Marinette who was still in her Ladybug attire. She was on the floor, clutching her head with a frown, body swaying from side to side.

"Bug? You okay? That must have been so painful..." Chat Noir rubbed circles on her tense shoulders, lips mirroring her frown as he eyed her worryingly.

"I'm okay, just knackered,"

"Marinette..."

"Fine! I feel like I got hit by a truck and then took ten rides inside a washing machine. Happy?" She received an appreciative kiss on the forehead and then another one on her lips, already making her pain lessen from her partner's tenderness.

"I had many jokes to tell, ready to tease you as soon as I saw you as a mouse-"

"And I'd have throttled you with my rope."

"Ooo kinky~"

"Adrien..."

"So cute~ I'd have eaten you." The boy rubbed his nose against hers, helping Ladybug stand up and making sure she rested most of her weight against him. He didn't get a chance to carry her when she retorted back.

"There are some cats out there that are afraid of mice- you're one of them." Ladybug suddenly leaned into his face, making Chat Noir take an instinctive step back as if he were the prey. "Got ya~"

"H-Hey! I wasn't ready!"

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A/N: I could have made this longer and expanded on the fight scenes but I'm tired and I have work to do ;A;

As always, let me know what you thought of the chapter in the comments below~