Postcards from Insanity

by Madame Band Geek

Give a writer a word, and out comes a story. Strange and unrelated happenings in the Titan's lives play out in this collection as I see fit. Be warned: once you enter, you will never be the same. It's been a month. So shoot me.

5. Reporter

Postcards from Insanity

Reporter

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Raven hated reporters.

They were very, very aggravating.

For example:

3:30am, Friday morning. Raven is fast asleep…

Ring, ring.

Ring, ring.

Raven shifts in her sleep.

Ring, ring.

Raven wakes up.

Ring, ring!

Raven lays in her bed for a moment...

RINGRINGRINGRING!

Annoyed, Raven picks up the phone and manages a bleary "Hello?"

"Hi, this is Cindy Watergate from the Jump-"

"It's three o'clock in the frickin' morning."

"Oh, is this Raven speaking? Oh, hi, Raven? Listen, I wanted to ask you some ques-"

Raven hangs up on her.

Oh yes, Raven loathed reporters.

"RAVEN! Who do you like better? Prince William or Jay-Z?"

"Raven, do you like men with muscles or men without?"

"Raven, what is your favorite beauty product, and would you like to have a free sample of this Maybelline?"

"Raven!"

"Raven!"

"Raven!"

"Raven!"

It never changes. Ever.

Not even throwing them into the nearest trashcan would shut them up. The restraining orders were piling up on both sides.

Worst of all… "Raven, are you dating Beastboy?"

"No."

"Raven, are you and Beastboy a couple?"

"No."

"Are you dating Beastboy?"

"NO!"

JC WATCH REPORTS: BEASTBOY AND RAVEN JUMP'S NEWEST COUPLE!

Raven dropped her head onto the table. Beastboy slunk up beside her and left a kiss on her cheek.

"Looks like they finally got something right, didn't they?"