Disclaimer: Eroica Yori Ai O Komete © Yasuko Aoike and Princess Comics; no profit is being made from this fan production and no disrespect is intended to the original creators.
AUTHOR's NOTE:
Thank you to Belladonna (dot) org for inspiring these.
belladonna (dot) org/fivewords (dot) html
If you thought drabbles were short, try writing a fan fic in five words or less!
Also, because FF (dot) net erases asterisks, I have had to use + instead. Go figure.
"A smile! It's a beginning."
o-o-o-o-o
"Going up or down?"
"Middle."
…?
…!
o-o-o-o-o
"Being rear ended is bad?"
o-o-o-o-o
The microfilm is inside what?"
o-o-o-o-o
"You, outside. Now!"
"Why?"
"Picnic."
…!
o-o-o-o-o
"That red shirt…"
"It's yours."
o-o-o-o-o
"A lovely green…"
"Just pour."
o-o-o-o-o
"Blue eyes.
"Never noticed.
"Liar."
o-o-o-o-o
"Purple?"
"I'm out of red."
o-o-o-o-o
"Always in brown."
"I'll strip."
…!
o-o-o-o-o
"Black like…"
"Just cut it."
o-o-o-o-o
"Colorless."
"Not with you here."
o-o-o-o-o
"Friends?"
"Enemies."
"Lovers?"
"Well…okay."
o-o-o-o-o
"Too much?"
"For you, nein."
o-o-o-o-o
"How's that?"
"Not enough."
"Major!"
o-o-o-o-o
"My sixth sense…"
"Is perverted."
o-o-o-o-o
"You smell of…
"Pervert!"
+ giggle +
o-o-o-o-o
"Don't touch."
+ moan +
"Let me."
…!
o-o-o-o-o
"Come see my etchings."
"Nein."
o-o-o-o-o
"You stole my heart."
"Idiot."
o-o-o-o-o
"Diamonds are forever."
"Until stolen."
o-o-o-o-o
"We're oil and water."
"So?"
o-o-o-o-o
"What did you...? Shit!"
…
…
"Breakfast?"
o-o-o-o-o
"Drink or me, darling?"
+ growl +
o-o-o-o-o
"Snow! Let's play."
"Let's not.
o-o-o-o-o
"What did we…? Fuck!"
"Exactly."
o-o-o-o-o
"Why's it so dark?"
…
…
…
"Pervert!"
o-o-o-o-o
"Major?"
"What?"
whisper
"Pervert!"
…
…
"Later."
o-o-o-o-o
"I'm to reach up where?"
o-o-o-o-o
"When did that happen?
+ giggle +
o-o-o-o-o
"Why're you smiling?"
…
…
"My pants!"
o-o-o-o-o
"Dorian, how do I—?"
…
"Oh!"
o-o-o-o-o
"If I say, yes— Ah!"
o-o-o-o-o
"Happy Birthday, Major."
"It was."
o-o-o-o-o
"Merry Christmas! I'm your present!"
o-o-o-o-o
"Oh, dear. James discovered eBay."
o-o-o-o-o
Doctor Who/Eroica Xover
"Human."
"NATO."
"TCE!"
KA-BLAM
"Magnum."
o-o-o-o-o
"You will obey—"
KA-BLAM
"Idiot."
o-o-o-o-o
"Loot! You stole that!"
"Naturally."
o-o-o-o-o
"NATO intelligence."
"Contradiction in terms."
o-o-o-o-o
Replaced Casio-mini with K-9 – James
o-o-o-o-o
"The Seal of Rassilon!"
"Tacky."
o-o-o-o-o
"Jack? What's under that uniform?"
o-o-o-o-o
STOLEN: Police Box, circa 1963
o-o-o-o-o
"I didn't say play doctor!"
o-o-o-o-o
Dear Diary,
Have stolen Adric.
o-o-o-o-o
Ran off with Adric. –James
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