"I'm your cabana boy."

"Idiot."

-o-o-o-

"D'you love me?"

+ growl +

"Sigh."

-o-o-o-

"Major?"

"What?"

+ whisper +

"Not now!"

-o-o-o-

"Did I ever…?"

"Very probably."

-o-o-o-

"Major?"

"No."

"But…"

"Saving time."

-o-o-o-

"You hit me!"

"Not hard."

-o-o-o-

"Fuck!"

…!

"Pervert!"

"You started it!"

-o-o-o-

"It says, 'position wanted.'"

…?

…!

"Pervert!"

-o-o-o-

"Major?"

"Wha—! Ow!"

"Love hurts."

-o-o-o-

(For Mosellegreen)

"Chronicles of—"

"Narnia."

"Moggy."

"Idiot."

-o-o-o-

"Who is this Moggy?"

+ giggle +

-o-o-o-

"Belladonna! That's…"

"Drink, Earl?"

+ grrrr +

-o-o-o-