"What're you doing?"
"Something illegal."
OoOoO
"You sulk beautifully."
"Shut up!"
OoOoO
"KGB, Neo Nazis…!
"Christmas list?"
OoOoO
"Where am…?"
"Major?"
"Fuck."
"Please."
OoOoO
"Give us a cuddle."
"Major!"
OoOoO
"What're you leering at?"
+giggle+
OoOoO
"Happy, now, you pervert!"
+sigh+
OoOoO
"Kiss me, Major, or…"
…?
"Pervert!"
OoOoO
"I was right."
"Smug bastard."
OoOoO
"I'm gonna kill—"
…!
"Wanker!"
OoOoO
Dear Diary,
Saved the world.
OoOoO
Gone for more bullets – Klaus
OoOoO
Gone for sex toys – Dorian
OoOoO
Gone completely mad – The Chief
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Had enough. I quit. – Butler
OoOoO
Gone for cigarettes – Klaus
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For Sale: Tank – see James
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FROM CANON
"I dislike what I dislike!"
OoOoO
"I'm pretty bad with machines."
OoOoO
"You don't do it anymore!"
OoOoO
You wanna go to Alaska?
OoOoO
"Hair like wet crow's feathers."
OoOoO
"You klutz!"
"So sorry."
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"I'll kick him down there."
OoOoO
"Be careful of your trousers."
OoOoO
"If I'm Christ, you're Judas."
OoOoO
"You really are wonderful, Major!"
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"No touching below the belt!"
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