Socrates rushed up the stairs, searching for Calvin and Hobbes.

He was looking in all directions, and calling, "CALVIN! HOBBES! CREEPY ALIENS!"

Rupert and Earl looked up.

They saw a pair of white feet walking towards them.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Rupert and Earl were scattered, and they fell off the balcony, and into the kitchen.

Calvin blinked.

"Well, that was easy." Calvin said.

Socrates past Calvin and Hobbes.

He didn't even notice them!

He walked right past them, and proceeded up to the attic.

Calvin and Hobbes watched him.

"He just saved us, and he'll never know." Calvin said.

"Figures."

Calvin and Hobbes turned their attention back to the aliens.

They were laying in shambles on the floor.

But they quickly regained their control.

Rupert leaped into the air, first, followed shortly by Earl.

Both of them had lethal expressions.

They were obviously not having a good day.

"TIME TO DIE, POTENTATE!"

And with that, without any dramatic pause, Rupert ripped his ray gun out, and started firing, wildly,

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Calvin and Hobbes screamed, and leaped from the way, as the ray blast hit the wall.

Calvin and Hobbes frantically ran off, withe Rupert and Earl bolting after them, with their ray guns blasting.

Then, Calvin got an idea.

He started running for the crew.

The crew stared at him.

Calvin stopped in front of the aliens, drew his foot back, and kicked the wall as hard as he could.

Do you know what happened next?

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Rockets roared to life, and aliens went flying in all directions.

Erne collided with Rupert sending flying backwards, and Lace crashed into Earl, sending him flying backwards.

Calvin watched with quiet content.

OK, maybe he wasn't quiet.

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

Calvin fell over onto his back, and pointed at the struggling aliens.

"HA HA! THIS IS BETTER THAN TELEVISION!" Calvin screamed, turning a nasty grin onto the aliens.

Hobbes came walking up to Calvin.

"How long do think it's going to take Rupert to gain control of his men?"

"Two days. Come on, let's get to the attic!"

Calvin and Hobbes started running after Socrates.

However, before they got there, they heard the sound of screaming.

Calvin and Hobbes spun around, and spotted something grey with yellow compound eyes roaring towards them.

Oops.

CRASH!

Calvin and Hobbes were both gathered up in Jack's wildly flinging arms.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Calvin, Hobbes, and Jack screamed, zooming around everywhere except in a straight line.

Jack's rocket started crashing down the stairs.

They entered the kitchen, where Mom was mopping the floor.

"LOOK OUT FOR THE MOP!"

The rocket circled Mom, went through the mop making everyone sopping wet, and then flew into the livingroom.

Mom didn't notice.

The rocket then started to rise, still completely out of control.

It started towards the vacuum cleaner.

"LOOK OUT FOR THE VACUUM SWEEPER!"

Too late.

CRASH!

The plastic between the vacuum and the dust bag was off.

Calvin, Hobbes, and Jack crashed into the bag.

It blew up on impact.

FOOM!

Dust went flying in all directions.

A shower of dust covered the entire livingroom.

Mom heard the explosion, and ran into the livingroom.

She stared at the livingroom.

"THAT'S IT, CALVIN!" She screamed. "GET OUT HERE, OR NO TV FOR A YEAR!"

Calvin heard the threat, but you can guess that he was unable to come into sight at the moment.

He gulped, and tried to hang on harder to the rocket.

Then, Jack started flying upward.

They started flying up the stairs.

However, they didn't stop at the top of them.

They continued to fly up.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Calvin, Hobbes, and Jack all screamed as they approached the...

CRASH!

...ceiling.

That was enough to cause Calvin and Hobbes to loose their grip.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Calvin and Hobbes screamed, as they pelted towards the ground that looked like it was a mile down.

Luckily they both landed on an alien which softened their landing.

CRASH!

SMASH!

"Wow, I found a use for these guys." Calvin grinned, leaping off of Lenny.

"Hmmmm, yes." Hobbes said, stepping off of Biff.

"Now what do we do?" Calvin asked.

"We run," Hobbes said.

At that very moment, a blast of plasma sent a piece of floor exploding upward.

"Here's another screaming scene." Calvin said.

"Let's set extra drama into it." Hobbes said.

"Right."

Calvin and Hobbes cleared their throats.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

They ran around in circles, crashed into each other, and started flying away.

Rupert and Earl were right behind, screaming and yelling at the boy and tiger.

"We can't shake these guys off!" Calvin panted. "What are we going to do?"

Hobbes looked around in all directions.

Then he pointed at Calvin's door.

"There!" he gasped. "Run into there, and close the door."

Rupert and Earl overheard this, and started laughing.

"HA HA HA HA HA! You'll never be able to get there fast enough to save yourselves!"

They might of been right.

Because Calvin and Hobbes were starting to run out of energy.

Rupert and Earl laughed, again, and started to move in.

"And don't worry!" Earl called after them. "We'll take good care of your planet when your gone!"

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

YIKES!