Swing123: I have been working on a Bonus Chapter for this story latley. It will include a trailer for Which Way is Where, and a soundtrack. It wont be posted soon, because it's far from finished. But I will post it before April is over, so don't worry.

Also, a quick little side note, the reason I'm not making any more Rupert and Earl stories after this, is because I think the idea might start to get old. I'm working on other villains for Calvin and Hobbes to face off with, right now, but Rupert and Earl stories are fun to write, so if you want more stories with them, then I'll be more than happy to write them.

Calvin and Hobbes screamed, and leaped out of the way.

Earl leaped into the air, and went screaming for Rupert.

Calvin grabbed Earl's leg, as he flew past.

Hobbes grabbed Calvin's leg as he leaped into the air.

"GET OFF OF ME!" Earl screamed.

Earl shook his leg violently, and lost his concentration of flying.

He made a semi-circle in the air, and crashed into Rupert.

Then, they all landed in a heap on the ground.

CRASH!

Earl's crew ran up.

"MEN DOWN!" Jack screamed.

The crew got out a first aid kit, and attempted to wrap Rupert and Earl up in bandages.

However, the king and captain were able to kick the morons off.

"GET AWAY FROM US, YOU IDIOTS!" Rupert screamed.

Suddenly, there was a loud screech.

The aliens, Calvin and Hobbes both all spun around, and faced the Black Widow Spider that was advancing over them.

"YEEK!" The crew screamed, leaped into the air, and landed on top of Rupert and Earl's heads.

CRASH!

Calvin and Hobbes stared at the jumbled aliens in front of them.

"Here's our chance to escape!" Calvin whispered.

"We can't!" Hobbes hissed. "Socrates thinks we're still here."

Calvin and Hobbes looked up.

Socrates was still trying to find Calvin and Hobbes.

He was looking under a toy truck, when he spotted the speck of red over by the door, and ran over to it.

Calvin and Hobbes were waving their hands up and down, and Socrates had almost pinned them down, when Jack and Dave leaped on top of their heads.

"HEY!" Calvin yelled. "GET OFF OF ME!"

Calvin and Hobbes stumbled backwards, and collapsed on top of the pile of aliens.

"GET OFF!" Calvin and Hobbes screamed in unison.

Socrates stared at the small pile of grey, and cocked the Mega-Shrinker.

"OK." He said. "Let's hope this works."

He pointed the microphone at the jumble of screaming aliens.

He pushed the button.

The end started glowing red.

Then, in slow motion, a blast of red shot out, and hurled towards the screaming aliens.

The spider was almost on top of the aliens.

It began gathering up poison for the deadly bite, and prepared to sink it's jaws into an alien's skin.

However, all of a sudden, something very unexpected happened.

Red light suddenly consumed the mass of screaming aliens, and they started glowing.

zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

There was a loud explosion and a flash of red light, and Rupert, Earl, the alien crew, Calvin and Hobbes immediately grew back to their normal sizes.

BOOM!

Socrates grinned.

"I GOT IT!" He said. "I knew I'd find ya, sooner or later."

Calvin blinked, still confused about what had happened.

Then, his eyes bulged as he came to the realization that he was no longer a little shrimp.

He leaped to his feet, grabbed Hobbes' arm, ripped him out of Bill's grasp, and carried him over to Socrates.

Calvin dropped Hobbes on the ground, grabbed the Shrink Ray away from Socrates, and turned to the aliens.

Rupert and Earl's heads popped out of the pile of morons.

They stared around at the normal sized things around them.

Then they're eyes fell on Calvin, Hobbes, and Socrates.

A wide grin spread across their faces.

"Finally." Snarled Rupert.

He and Earl kicked and shoved, and finally got out of the stack of aliens.

They held up their ray guns.

"Normal size, once more." Earl smiled. "Normal sized death. Goodbye, Calvin."

Their ray guns started glowing.

Calvin pushed the button on the Shrink Ray.

ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

The ray guns were immediately shrunk.

Rupert and Earl's eyes bulged.

Calvin grinned.

"Not one more step." He growled. "Or I'll shrink you. And I wont unshrink you."

Rupert and Earl stared at Calvin.

"Wow, I hate these loopholes." Earl muttered.

By this time, the crew had regained themselves and were celebrating their "sudden growth spurts"as they called it.

Morons.

Rupert told them to shut up, and turned to Calvin.

There was a moment of silence.

"Very well, Calvin." he said. "You win the battle."

He kicked the shrunked ray guns away.

"But the war for Earth goes on."

He turned a nasty grin on Calvin.

"We'll be back."

And with that, he activated his jet pack, rose into the air, and blasted out the window.

Earl glared at Calvin, turned his rocket pack on, and flew out.

The crew watched, shrugged, turned on their jets, and flew out the window.

Calvin ran over to the window, and saw the aliens flying back up to their Space Ship, hovering in the sky.

Calvin gave them a farewell gift.

"HI, LENNY!" Calvin screamed after them.

Lenny's head came up.

He waved frantically at Calvin.

Then lost control of his jet pack.

Then, the rest of the crew lost control of their packs.

Calvin grinned.

The crew all collided with Rupert and Earl causing them to scream, "WE'LL GET YOU CALVIN!"

Calvin chuckled, waved goodbye, and reached up to close his window.

Except his window was closed. There was no glass left in it.

Oops.

Calvin turned back to Hobbes and Socrates.

"Well, one riot, one Earth Potentate."

Socrates and Hobbes exchanged glaces.

Calvin unplugged the Shrink Ray, and wrapped it up.

"I think I'll put the Mega-Shrinker 5000 away for a while."

"YES!" Hobbes screamed.

Socrates looked disappointed.

"Ahh." He sighed. "I wanted to borrow it."

Calvin glared him.

"Lend my invention to you! HA! What a joke!"

"Yeah," Hobbes said. "They all need to be destroyed."

Calvin spun around to Hobbes.

"Shut up." He spat.

He spun back to Socrates.

"I wouldn't lend you my inventions if Mom burst in here, and screamed bloody murder in two seconds!"

Two seconds later, the door to Calvin's room exploded open, and Mom appeared.

Calvin, Hobbes, and Socrates looked around.

Smoke was bellowing out of Mom's nose, her eyes had turned bright red, her hair was all mussed up, her shoulders were up by her ears, and her fists were clenched, and shaking.

There was a moment of silence.

"...And... That's my cue to go." Socrates said, pointing at Mom.

And with that, he leaped through the air, and jumped out Calvin's broken windows.

He landed on the ground, screamed, "YOU FORGOT TO THANK ME FOR UNSHRINKING YOU! SO, YOU'RE WELCOME!" And zoomed off for his house.

Calvin blinked.

Mom stormed over to him.

"YOUNG MAN!" She screamed. "THE TABLE IS DESTROYED! THE COUCH IS BURNED UP, THE WINDOW IN YOUR ROOM AND THE KITCHEN ARE BOTH SHATTERED, THERE'S A HOLE IN THE FRONT DOOR, THE LIVINGROOM IS COVERED IN DUST, THERE'S A DENT IN THE WALL, THERE'S SCRATCHES ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR, AND ROSALYN WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE AND..."

DING DONG.

Mom's eyes bulged.

"OH NO! SHE'S HERE!"

And with that, she rushed out of Calvin's room.

Calvin and Hobbes stood in the middle of Calvin's messy room.

"We're in trouble." Hobbes said.

"No kidding." Calvin said.

"What are we going to do about it?" Hobbes asked.

"I have no idea." Calvin asked.

There was a moment of silence.

"Calvin?" Hobbes asked. "Why did your room suddenly get dirty again, even though you haven't been in it, all day?"

There was another moment of silence.

"Well, it appears that the shrink ray only lasts for a day."

"You said it was permanent." Hobbes said.

"I was misquoted."

"I hate you."

At that very moment, the sound of a slamming door reached Calvin's ears, and Rosalyn's voice called up to Calvin.

"ALRIGHT, BUCKO! GET DOWN HERE! YOU AND I ARE CLEANING THE HOUSE UNTIL IT'S SPOTLESS!"

Calvin sighed.

"This has been such a hard day." He sighed. "And it's only beginning."

And so, he walked downstairs to face the horror of cleaning the whole house.

With Rosalyn.

Hobbes watched Calvin leave.

He stared at the toy chest where he had put the Mega-Shrinker 5000.

He blinked.

Then, he sat down on the bed, stretched all four legs, and prepared for some well deserved rest.

It had been a long day for Calvin and Hobbes, and it was finally over.

Well, at least it was for Hobbes.

Meanwhile, a weird looking man walked down the sidewalk next to Calvin's house.

The man had a very strange hairdo. It was dyed red, and was sticking straight into the air, and ending in sharp spikes almost as though he had just been electrocuted.

He had yellow eyes that were out of focus, and a big grin on his face.

He was wearing a lab coat with a black shirt underneath, brown sneakers, black jeans, and green gloves.

"AT LAST!" He yelled in a squeaky voice, holding up a large gun-like device. "I have completed my Human-Compacter! I can now shrink the entire population, and make them bow down me! DOCTOR BRAINSTORM!"

He started laughing like a lunatic.

He then turned to Calvin's house.

"Well, I might as well start with this house." He said, flipping a switch on the Compacter to "on".

Uuuuhhh...

You ever get the feeling that some stories go on and on, repeat themselves, come up over again, and never end? I get that feeling sometimes.

So how do you end an unending story? You run out of paper, which is what I just did.

The End