Swing123: OK, here is the much waited Bonus Chapter for TMS5000.
Bonus Chapter
Voice work: (In no particular order)
Pamela Segall Adlon: Calvin/Spaceman Spiff
Tom Hanks: Hobbes/Erne the alien/Alex the alien/Lukethe alien
Bill Murray: Dad/Stupendous man/Tracer Bullet/Lace the alien/Biff the alien/Jack the alien
Jennifer Love Hewitt:Mom
Ryan Stiles: Socrates/Carl the alien
Tom Kenny:Earl/Lenny the alien/Jaythe alien
Elizabeth Daily: Moe/Alfred the alien
Eric Roberts:Rupert Chill
Daveigh ChaseRosalyn
Jim Carrey: Dave the alien/Danny the alien
Steve Martin: Zack the alien/Tim the alien
Ben Stine: The guy that goes "Mmm-hmmmm"/Bill the alien
Dee Bradley Baker: Additional Voices
Trailers:
THE MEGA-SHRINKER 5000
Narrator: This summer...
Calvin: Hobbes, prepare yourself.
Hobbes: That would be impossible.
Narrator: Prepare for the biggest...
Earl: WHERE IS HE!
Narrator: ...baddest...
(Calvin and Rupert shoot their ray guns at each other, screaming their heads off)
Narrator... most action packed movie of the year!
(Fast music starts to play)
Calvin: This, Hobbes, is the Mega-Shrinker 5000 it shrinks you.
Narrator: Rupert and Earl are back!
Rupert and Earl: HE HAS A SHRINK RAY!
Narrator: And they're out for revenge!
(Rupert fires the Mega-Shrinker 5000 at Calvin and Hobbes)
Calvin: Rupert and Earl are after my shrink ray! They could use it to destroy the Earth!
Hobbes: They could use ANY of your inventions to destroy the Earth.
Calvin: don't get smart, fuzz-ball.
Narrator: And now...
(Calvin looks up in time to see Shrink ray blast heading for him, Hobbes, Rupert and Earl)
Calvin: Oh for crying out loud.
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
Narrator: When Calvin and Hobbes find themselves half an inch tall...
(Aliens look up at the giant box in front of them)
Alien: Well, Ma always said this would happen if I didn't change my ways. And sure enough, it did. Darn.
(Black widow spider opens its jaws and roared.)
C&H: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
Narrator: the fur...
(Mouse slaps Rupert and Earl against the wall)
Mouse: SQUEAK!
Narrator ...will...
(Socrates falls to the ground, throwing Calvin and Hobbes into the yard)
Narrator: ...fly.
Rupert: YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET THERE FAST ENOUGH TO SAVE YOURSELVES!
Rupert & Earl: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
(Calvin and Hobbes trip over the stairs.)
(The crew loses control of their jet packs, and fly around in all directions)
(Red tailed hawk carries Calvin and Hobbes away in its talons)
(There's a crash of cymbals, and the screen goes blank. The title phases on.)
Narrator: The Mega-Shrinker 5000. Rated PG. Coming to theaters near you March seventeenth.
(Shows Calvin firing the Mega-Shrinker 5000)
(Shows Fanfiction logo)
(End of trailer)
Which Way is Where?
Narrator: This fall...
(Shows several postcards laid out over the table.)
Narrator: An escaped convict has returned for revenge.
(The shadow of a man walks down an alley)
Narrator: and when the villain finds his victim...
(A green van bumps down the road)
Narrator: Insanity will reach the next level.
(Camera zooms out, showing Calvin standing in the doorway.)
Dad: Calvin! Guess what! We're going to Georgia!
(Pause)
Calvin (throwing his head back): WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
Mom: Hmm, I think he took it quite well.
Narrator: Dad has received a SPECIAL letter.
Maurice (picking up letter): What's this?
Winslow: Tree Huggers International? Never heard of them.
Narrator: A letter that will just ruin Calvin's summer.
Calvin: Dad's taking us on another camping trip! We have to do something.
(Shows Calvin and Hobbes cloning themselves in the bathroom)
Calvin: OK, duplicates. Here's your mission. You're supposed to go with Mom and Dad on a trip.
Calvinclone: It's not a camping trip, is it?
Calvin: uh... it's not?
Calvinclone: good.
Narrator: and now Calvin and Hobbes are loose in the big city.
Calvin (standing over the city): Sweet freedom, Hobbes. Let's breath it all in.
Hobbes: Yeah, and then let's shove it all out.
Narrator: But Rupert Chill the human convict has other ideas.
Calvin: Chill! What are YOU doing here!
Chill: Don't be so surprised, Calvin! You knew I was on the lookout for you!
Calvin: No I didn't.
(Pause)
Chill: You didn't?
Calvin: No.
Chill: You mean you didn't get any of the postcards I sent you?
Hobbes: what postcards?
Chill: Well, this is odd, I must have sent you over a hundred postcards.
Narrator: And now, Calvin and Hobbes have to beat Chill before it's too late.
Chill (To the people in the elevator): OK! EVERYONE OUT!
(Chill captures Calvin and Hobbes)
Chill (throwing them in the van): I'm taking you to Canada.
Calvin: Why?
Chill: I like their flag.
(Calvin, Hobbes, Andy, and Sherman groan)
(Drum roll starts)
Narrator: From the authors of Retro Chill and Calvin and Hobbes: The Series
(Shows Chill digging in front of the poilcemen.)
(Shows Calvin and Hobbes pigging out on a bed)
(Shows Calvin and Hobbes meeting Andy and Sherman in the theater)
(Shows Chill chasing Calvin and Hobbes in a mustang)
(The drum roll stops, and the screen goes black)
Narrator: Which Way is Where? Rated PG. Comic soon to Fanfiction.
(Shows Chill sticking his head out disguised as an old woman)
Chill: Why, hello, gentleman.
(Shows Fanfiction logo)
(End of trailer)
The Realiphone
(The screen is blank.)
Narrator: Coming soon to Fanfiction . net...
(Shows Calvin wearing goggles and screwing things in with a screwdriver)
Narrator: Calvin is making his latest invention yet.
(Shows Calvin pulling the sheet off his invention, and showing Hobbes and Socrates.)
Narrator: and it's his most dangerous of all.
Hobbes (nervously as Calvin is about to show him and Socrates the new invention): Calvin, I don't have a good feeling about this.
Calvin: You ALWAYS have a bad feeling about my inventions.
Hobbes: Well, this time, I have a nagging feeling that this one is the most horrible of all.
Calvin: Oh really? Why?
Hobbes (crossing his arms): Because Rod Serling was just in your room talking to the audience.
Narrator: An invention that can distort humanity.
Calvin: nobody is to use it, until I'm finished with it! Otherwise, something horrible will happen!
Narrator: An invention that can wipe the human race out with the push of a button.
(Doorknob transforms into a donut)
Narrator: And things were difficult enough until...
Rupert Chill (After bursting through the front door): Oh Caaaaaaaaalvin!
Calvin and Hobbes: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!
(Suspense music starts to play)
Narrator: ...Rupert and Earl discover the invention.
Rupert (after grabbing the invention away from a shocked Calvin): I'll take that. And now, not even you, Earth Potentate, can stop us from TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
Rupert and Earl: HA HA HA HA HA!
Calvin: oops.
Narrator: Do you think things can't get any worse?
(Rupert activates the invention, and blasts Hobbes and Socrates backward into a brick wall.)
CRASH!
(Hobbes stands up, and looks around)
Hobbes: hmm, odd, I'm not scratched at all.
(Socrates leaps up)
Socrates: WHOO! Let's do it again!
(The giant crowd around Hobbes and Socrates gasp in horror.)
Susie: HOBBES! SOCRATES!
Moe: They're... they're... they're...
Mom: They're... real...
(Hobbes and Socrates look around)
Socrates: oopsies.
Narrator: Socrates and Hobbes have been reveled to the world.
Rupert and Earl: HA HA HA HA HA! NOBODY CAN STOP US NOW!
(The screen goes blank)
Narrator: THE REALIPHONE. Rated PG. Coming soon to Fanfiction.
(Shows Rupert and Earl using the invention to change the world to fit their style.)
(Fanfiction logo pops up)
(End of trailer)
Hobbes' dictionary:
Aardvark: Apparently the first word in this dictionary. I believe it's some kind of plated ant-eater. I'm not entirely sure, considering I've never met one.
Andy: A fine boy. Around eight or so. Kinda quiet, but certainly good at shutting up hamsters.
Asia: The origin of tigers. In other words, a place with a lot of taste.
Calvin: The kid I live with. at times he can be a nice little lunatic, but I'd rather, uh, vanish when he gets in a bad mood.
Cat: The most perfect species on the planet. All cats are wonderful and majestic. Except lions that is, who have become cocky over their so called "king of the jungle" idea.
Claws: Probably the most useful device installed into a cat's body. They can be used as a defense, attacker, and more frequently used, as a key that can open any door!
Dog: The apparent opposite of cats. Need I say more?
Earl: The captain of the Royal Zokian Army Crew. Probably the only smart alien IN that crew. Everyone else, except Rupert, are a bunch of idiots. But don't get me started on that.
Hobbes: a specific tiger. One that just happens to be able to stand up, use opposable thumbs, do math, type out this dictionary, and talk.
Human: The creature that's responsible for the extinction of several animals, and the destruction of the rainforest.
Invention: The worse possible object ever introduced into this defenseless world. Especially if those inventions happen to be named, MTM, Time Pauser, Realiphone, Time Machine, Transmogrifier and Duplicator.
Lion: the so called "King of the Jungles". First off, lions don't even live in jungles. They live in deserts. Second off... Ah well, Shouldn't get started on that.
Rupert: The King of Zok. You'd think he'd be satisfied with that, but no, he has to go and take over the other planets in the universe. Plus, as an added bonus, he thinks he can't start taking this world over until he destroys Calvin and I. Sigh. It's a tough life.
Salmon: The second most perfect food in the universe, which happens to be a species of fish.
Sherman: Andy's pet rat. I mean hamster. He learned how to talk at some University, and it's made him a little pest. He's over intelligent, cocky, a show off, and most of all, annoying. I don't know where we'd be if Andy weren't around to shut him up.
Socrates: My good pranking buddy. Socrates is where I get most of my practical jokes I play on Calvin. However, he does, sometimes, get on my nerves. Calvin can't stand him. And I'm just fine with that.
Tiger: The most perfect species of cat in the universe. We have good sense in style, habitat, and food, and we happen to be more intelligent than humans. On the other hand, chickens are smarter than humans, too. Ah well. The point is that we're smart.
Tuna: The best food in the universe, which ALSO happens to be fish. HAZZAH FOR FISH!
TV: Not good and not bad. It can be used for some good tiger documentaries, but the other shows the world could probably live without.
Zok: The planet that Rupert Chill and Earl live. It's 90 percent lava, and has a torture shop.
Swing123: Whew. Well, there it is. I whipped this up in one night, so I'm sorry if it seems rushed. I'm also aware I didn't have a soundtrack in it. Sorry about that, but I couldn't find the right songs to fit the scenes. Maybe if I ever find the right songs, I'll edit this chapter and put them in.
Thank you for reading The Mega-Shrinker 5000.