Disclaimer - Does it seriously look like I own it?
AN- Might be continued with other unrelated drabbles, but I dunno right now.
Pairing - Tats/Su
Family
One-shot
"You know what?" Tatsuha asked looking up at the ceiling with a thoughtful frown. "Our family's screwed up!"
Suguru only groaned, rolling his eyes. "You just noticed that now!"
"Well, yeah." Tatsuha turned over on his stomach, looking over at the keyboardist. "It seems normal to me at first, but then I get to thinking about it, you know? I mean Touma's all over Yuki and Mika doesn't even care!"
"Can't forget about Kuro." Suguru stated.
"Oh yeah, your brother."
"Yeah." Suguru muttered, a small smile inching up his lips. "And we certainly can't forget that crush on your brother, too!"
Tatsuha flushed, turning away as he stuttered. "Yeah, well, you actually had wet dreams 'bout Touma!"
It was Suguru's turn to flush and he covered his face with his hands. "God, what was I thinking!"
"Who knows Sugu, who knows." Tatsuha smirked, turning back.
Suguru glared from between his fingers before sighing. "We're just cursed with an incestuous streak, I guess."
"I guess." Tatsuha nodded before a sudden thought struck him. "Hey, weren't your grandparents related?"
"Yeah, they were twins, too." Suguru replied.
"Seriously!"
"Yuh huh. That's why Touma and I look so much alike. If it weren't for our Mom's we'd probably be identical. …I think?"
"Whoa, twincest."
"Yeah, weren't your Aunt and Uncle related?"
Tatsuha chuckled. "Yeah, 'cept they were step-siblings."
Suguru also grinned. "So, step-cest?"
"Step-cest."
The keyboardist laughed, looking back up at the ceiling. "I remember when Suki liked you."
Now that shocked him. "Really! Your sis liked me? When?"
Suguru shrugged, a teasing grin coming back. "You were probably to smitten over your Yuki!"
The pillow came down so fast he didn't even have time to dodge. It hit his face and after a few seconds of shocked silence he began giggling. "Tats-ku-"
The pillow was removed from his face and he was met with the hard eyes of his best friend.
"Tats-kun?" He asked softly, reaching out to touch his face. Only then did he become conscious of where they were, him pinned to a bed and Tats-kun leaning over him. It seemed kind of wrong, but not really.
"Yuki's not mine." Tatsuha stated firmly.
Suguru blinked. "O-okay, sorry. I was-"
He was cut off and after a few seconds, an eternity to them, the younger Uesugi pulled back. "You're mine."
Suguru blinked before smiling softly. "You do know we're screwing up our family even more, don't you?"
"Eh, it's more interesting that way."
And with Suguru's next giggle Tatsuha descended again. The night was filled with moans, hisses, pleads and the rustling of the silky bed sheets.
End