Ok this is the yaoi version. If you wanted non-yaoi go back and click on the other Duo babysits! (non yaoi)
disclaimer: I still do not own GW. They belong to someone else. I also have no association with the owners of teletubbies. So don't sue me! Besides that I'm broke. I'm mean I don't even own my own computer. It's my parents. All I own is notebooks w/ no blank paper and a evil leaky pen. So I repeat DON'T SUE!
Welcome all yaoi fans! (gomen for the delay) Where were we? oh yeah.

It was...dun, dun, dun...Zechs Merquise!

"It must be getting harder and harder to find good help these days if this was the best she could do," Duo said sarcastically while standing there gaping. But before he could complain anymore, there was ANOTHER loud crash.

"What am I doing here! And what the heck was that noise," shouted a very angry and confused Zechs.

"Look behind you."

Zechs turned around and saw three chibi pilots and one very broken model of the tallgeese. He stared at the mess looked back and Duo, stared at the mess, and returned his gaze to Duo. His mouth was wide open and Duo could tell he was totally in shock. So Duo laughed at him. Finally after standing in complete silence for five minutes, Zechs was able to speak.

"What did you do, Maxwell!"

"Me? why would you think this is my fault, you guys always blame me for everything! I mean seriously can't a guy go out and have some fun and not always get blamed when something bad happens? I mean sure it was my fault the safehouse exploded, and i was responsible for painting Wufei's nataku pink. Sure I did dye all Quatre's pink shirts black, and maybe it was me who uploaded all those viruses on Heero's laptop, and I..."

"Maxwell, we get the point. You're right, I was wrong to assume it was you who caused this problem. So why don't you explain to me how this all happened."

"Well, it started like this..."

Duo then proceeded to give Zechs the full story, with a few minor modifications. At the end of the story, Zechs looked at each of the toddlers, the huge messes, and Duo, and said "and why was I chosen to help?"

Duo did not get a chance to answer as a swirling of lights appeared AGAIN. And there in the middle of the room stood Sister Helen.

"Allow me to explain. I have seen how you have fought against the pilots all this time and how you've changed your identity in order to escape the responsibilities you were born to complete. I have also seen how much damage you caused during the war, and I believe a sufficient punishment for these crimes would be having to help Duo babysit the other pilots."

"Really? Are you sure that is the best idea? I mean I'm sure I didn't do anything that bad. What if you send me to a Relena's all girl boarding school for ten years or maybe a twenty year sentence in the toughest prison or maybe working for the teletubbies company."

"No, I believe you'll learn your lesson faster this way." And with that, she disappeared and her trademark swirl of lights.

"You know, I'm really getting sick of those lights." Duo said before going to clean up yet another ruined model. Zechs just kinda stood there for a while.

"Well, you could come help me ya know." Duo exclaimed from where he was holding four toddlers and trying to clean up the mess at the same time.

"I don't know what to do."

"Pick two."

"Two what?"

"You pick two toddlers and watch them, and I'll watch the other two."

"Ok, I'll take the two easiest ones to watch. I pick Trowa and Wufei."

"Oh darn, I should have picked first. When will I ever learn?" He fought to hold back the smile as he handed over the two Zechs had requested.

"And to be fair, I think, we should each be responsible for the messes our two make."

"I agree."

"Glad to see you're being reasonable for once, Maxwell."

Duo only smirked as he picked up his two and turned to leave the room. "By the way, Wufei and Trowa are the ones who made that mess in the floor so get to work. And when your done with that there is still that mess in the kitchen they left from this morning."

"WHAT?"

TBC...

Hello all my nice reveiwers! I told you I'd update, it just took me a little while. Glad you liked my decision, and thanx for your comments. I will try to update much sooner this time. Until later, me