(Alternate Timeline Season 8)
Janet and Sam sat in the shade watching their respective husbands play with two six month old babies. "You know, it's funny to think that we both owe our lives to yahoo instant messaging." Janet said, watching Daniel interact with the tiny baby.
"Yeah. I know. I never would have thought it was possible, but…sure enough, yahoo saved me from making a big mistake."
Janet laughed, one hand on her protruding stomach. "We sound like we're making a commercial…advertising or something."
Sam laughed. "That'd be a laugh. 'I realized my true potential through Yahoo Instant Messenger'."
"Hey, T!" Jack called, picking up one of the twins as Daniel did the same with the other. "The burgers done?"
"Indeed, O'Neill." He said, before slapping the back of his neck at one of those pesky mosquitoes.
Sam stood up and got the bug spray. "Step away from the burgers!" She instructed. "Put your hands in the air and prepare to be sprayed!"
He did so, and she sprayedhalf the remaining can ofbug repellant onto the Jaffa.
"I think Junior's a favorite." Jack said, stepping onto the deck.
"I no longer carry a symbiote, O'Neill."
Jack shrugged. "Yeah, but…I'm sure there's something in your blood that makes you particularly appetizing."
Sam swatted a mosquito that had landed on her arm. "I think it's the naquadah. I have the same problem."
"Ah, but naquadah is good for…other things." Jack said, suggestively.
She stood, rolling her eyes and handing the can of bug spray to Jack. "Help me out, will ya?"
"Out of what?" He asked, his mind clearly on something other than the barbecue at hand.
Daniel just closed his eyes tightly, shaking his head violently as though something foul had just been poured over the top of him. Janet just laughed, and Teal'c gave his signature expressionless look. "Are you suggesting that Samantha O'Neill and I have a greater tolerance for bedroom activity than the rest of you because of the element found in our blood?"
Sam bit back a laugh as she saw her husband's surprised, and somewhat disturbed look.
"Nice one, T. Almost fooled me for a minute." Jack said, turning beet red. "Almost didn't realize that you were joking…"
"I did not intend for my statement to be humorous, O'Neill."
There was an awkward silence before Daniel looked at the meat burning on the grill. "So…burgers!"
Sam and Janet looked at one another again, chuckling. This was their wild and crazy extended family. And they wouldn't have it any other way, grateful that others had sacrificed to warn them about the lives they had escaped by the simple click of a mouse.