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Behind the Rock
Last time, the team loaded up and ran out for Kevin, who was still joyriding in the warthog. They notice him driving really fast and doing donuts all over the canyon. When Kevin crashes into a rock, the other three run out to rescue him. Chris is tired of waiting around and wants to get it over with so he takes Jake's sniper rifle and is only able to kill one elite. The rest of the elites respond quickly, snipe him in the head, and kill him (or do they).
We now rejoin Max and Jake running up to the rock Kevin crashed in.
Max-Well, here's the warthog, now where's Kevin?
Jake-Did he run off again? This is getting completely retarded!
Max-Let's hope not, but let's just keep looking.
They walked all over the rocky area of the canyon. Jake spots a green-glowing triangle lying on the ground. He calls to Max.
Jake-Hey Max!
Max runs over.
Max-What is it!
Jake-Is this a teleporter exit like the one at our base?
Max-Oh crap! It is. How do these aliens have our technology?
Jake-What are we going to do? If an elite walks through, we're screwed!
Max-We could just shoot it down.
Jake-We could but that will alert all the others and they could all charge at us.
Max-Good point, glad I thought of it! We should probably cover it up!
Jake-First off, I thou…….never mind! Secondly……….Thirdly, how are we going to cover it up?
Max looks around.
Max-How bout the warthog?
Jake-The warthog? But, it's burning, and it's made of metal so it's more than likely flaming hot.
Max-I know, but what else is there? Its either this or we get killed! Now, let's put the fire out first.
Max and Jake throw sand all over the warthog until the fire finally went out! They get on one side and push as hard as they could. The warthog barely budged, but at least it moved.
Jake-OW! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT!
The warthog finally went over the teleporter. After they stopped to rest, they here a voice from behind.
Voice-Hey guys.
Jake and Max turn around to see Kevin standing behind them. His armor is slightly burnt.
Jake-There you are you freaking retard! What the frick were you trying to do in the warthog? Kill yourself? If you wanted to die so badly, we could have done it for you! We would be happy to anyway!
Max-Calm down Jake! (Turns toward Kevin) Why did you run off like that? You could have screwed up this whole mission!
Kevin-We weren't doing anything at the moment. If we're going to win, we must charge in head on!
Jake-It's not that easy, Kevin! Oh yea, by the way, WAKE UP! THIS IS NOT A GAME, ITS REAL LIFE!
Kevin-How sad. Taking it that seriously?
Jake rolls his eyes and walked away.
Kevin-I was waiting for you guys to catch up, what took you so long!
Max-I was giving out the mission and then you drove off like a freaking maniac! Normally, I would have you court-marshaled for this!
Kevin-I was having fun!
Max-Look! There is nothing "fun" about war, alright? War sucks! It's supposed to suck and if you have fun with it, than you suck!
Kevin-(sarcastically) Fine, I'm sorry!
Jake walks back over to the other two.
Jake-Max, I left my sniper rifle back there, I need to go get it.
Max-Alright, go get it! But you didn't leave it anywhere, Chris took it remember?
Jake-So?
Max-Just thought I'd point that out!
Jake-Yea! Thanks! I guess.
Jake walks away.
Kevin-By the way, where is Chris?
Max-I dunno! Dead!
Kevin-Oh!
Jake walks out into the open. He keeps a close eye on the elite's base as he walks and doesn't see them outside. He walks over to Chris' corpse and picks up the rifle.
Chris-Hey! You guys there? Listen, I think I could make it but I need to see a medic! HURRY!
Jake doesn't even hear him.
Jake-Freaking Chris! Steals my rifle and leaves me with eight bullets left.
Chris-WAIT JAKE! I can't move! I'm pretty messed up but I need help! PLEASE! I'm sorry I took your rifle and flipped out! I won't do it again! COME ON!
Jake walks away.
Jake-Man, I keep Hearing Chris! Who knows why? I didn't even like him.
Chris-COME BACK! WAAAIT!...NNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jake-Yep, I'm going crazy!
Jake walks back toward the rocks where Max and Kevin were hiding when he noticed the elites charging out with guns blazing in his direction.
Jake-OH CRAP!
Jake runs back up into the rocks where the other two were talking.
Max-Why did you even join the army at all?
Kevin-………..seven!
Max-You keep saying that! NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Kevin-……..…seven?
Max sighs. Jake walks up to them out of breath.
Max-What kept ya?
Jake-Max, we have a problem!
Max-Not you too! Am I the only normal one left?
Jake-What? No, not like that!
Max-Oh good, carry on then.
Before Jake could start, an explosion from a plasma grenade went off from the other side of the rock. They all duck.
Max-HOLY FRICK!
Jake-Yeah, the elites spotted us!
Max-What was your first clue?
Kevin-……..seven!
Max-Kevin, shut-up!
What will happen to the remainder of the team? Send in good reviews and keep reading to find out!...seven!