Some people have asked for a sequel... So I finally got off my lazy butt and did one. I don't think it's as good as the first one though.

(Daisuke)

#Dark#

(I was going to use different symbols, but FFN won't let me upload them...)

Disclaimer:I don't own DN Angel and am in no way making any profit off of this.

Warnings

Dark wandered around Daisuke's room, bored. He still had a half-hour before he had to go rob a museum, and Daisuke had wanted a nap. Dark yawned. Stretching, he flopped down on the bed and looked for something that could be of intrest. He saw a cord plugged in. On closer inspection a tag on it read, 'Warning:Shock Hazard; Dry Location use ONLY'.

"Huh." Dark looked around for something else new and exciting. He saw a plastic wrapper on the desk. Again, when he looked at it, there was a warning label. 'Warning: Choking Hazard; Keep out of reach of children'. Dark read this, then looked at the cord. Suddenly, a thought came to him...

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#Daisuke! DAISUKE!#

(Huh?)

#Finally! You were out cold! You slept right through my fancy stealing of the great-#

(Yeah, yeah, same old thing you do every time. Never gets boring.) Daisuke yawned. He felt Dark relinquish control of his body.

"Well! Now I think I should get to be- Oh, damn! I forgot all about my homework!" Daisuke sighed. He walked over to his desk, sat down, grabbed a pen and went to open his book - but stopped short.

#...Something wrong Dai? #

(Dark... would you just so happen to know anything about this...?) He held the book up to the light so that he could read the red ink and messy scrawl underneath it. ('Warning:Brain Hazard;May cause severe brain cramps' ... ... Dark, did you do this?) Dark chuckled nervously.

#Well, I was kind of bored, you see, and-#

('Warning:Foot Hazard; May cause stubbed toe, leaping around on one leg and cursing'.) Daisuke read off the bottom of his desk.

#I can explain...#

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!" Daisuke turned to the doorway. Krad stood there looking absolutely livid, his hair dishevelled, his eyes those of a madman.

#Dai, please don't...#

(You're on your own this time bud.) He changed to Dark, who smiled nervously at the very mad blonde in front of him. Before he could think of anything to say, Krad began.

"Explain to me, you purple-haired baka, why exactly I need a warning label on EVERTHING THAT I OWN!" He grabbed his jacket. "INCLUDING ME!" A red stamp read, 'Warning:Homicidal Blonde Hazard;self-explanitory."

"Well, you see..."

"AAAAAAAAAAAARRGGGGHHH!" With a loud battle cry, Krad leapt at Dark with a baseball bat. On the side it read, 'Warning... ...'

----FIN------

Forgive me for any spelling mistakes, I'm kind of half asleep. Reviews are appreciated.