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A peaceful corn field in the nighttime is disturbed by a grotesque figure crunching on some corn... The old farmer Lupe comes to investigate...
Farmer: Hello? Anyone there? Who is tha- AUGHH!
Bat thing: HISS! Ph34r meh f00lz!
Farmer: OH GOD! CHATSPEAK! NOOO! -ruuns off screaming in terror-
Later, two other simple farmers gossip about their friend's story...
Kougra: Did you hear how he described it?
Quiggle: Yes I did. Don't worry, there's plenty of us and only one of it...
Kougra: I just hope we're not the ones who find it.
Quiggle: I do. I'd like to get my hands on that-
Kougra: pizza with extra cheese, mushrooms, pickles, tofu and whipped cream?
Quiggle: That too- AUGHH!
Bat Thing: HISSS!
Quiggle: OHMGEE! He stole the pizzas with extra cheese, mushrooms, pickles, tofu and whipped cream! GIVE EM BACK, FOO!
Kougra (who has a bit more sense): IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE!
Bat Thing: HISS! -flies away-
Quiggle: -sigh- It's amazing what people will do for pizzas with extra cheese, mushrooms, pickles, tofu and whipped cream.