Assam: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Orange Pekoe: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Darjeeling: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Orange Pekoe, learn to listen.

Kay: What if it bites itself and I die?

Alisa: That's voodoo.

Naomi: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Orange Pekoe: That's correlation, not causation.

Kay: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Alisa: That's kinky.

Assam: Oh my God.