Assam: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Orange Pekoe: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Darjeeling: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Orange Pekoe, learn to listen.
Kay: What if it bites itself and I die?
Alisa: That's voodoo.
Naomi: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Orange Pekoe: That's correlation, not causation.
Kay: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Alisa: That's kinky.
Assam: Oh my God.
