Disclaimer: For the love of Bob, I DONT FRIGGIN OWN NEOPETS!
On top of his tower, Kass surveys the Citadel.
Zafara Double Agent: My lord, the judge and sheriff now swear -insert complex word- to you.
Kass: -scratches name off list- Excellent. He -points to Master Vex's name- will be next, followed by the Meepits, then Voldemort!
Zafara: He will prove difficult to persuade, my Lord Kass.
Kass: Who, Vex or Voldemort?
Zafara: Voldemort refuses fo bow to his Lord Ass.
Kass: Ha ha ha ha... no matter... WHA? THE NAME IS KASS, FOO!
Zafara: Yeah, but if you just remove the K...
Kass: SHUT UP! If he doesn't see things my way, he can spend the rest of his days locked in his own dungeon!
Zafara: As you wish, my lord. As you wish.