Disclaimer: For the love of CHEESE, I don't own Neopets.
Techo: Give that back, Jedder!
Skieth: No way, loser!
A nearby blumaroo tapes up Lord Kass posters..
Voldemort: -shakes head- I have been replaced by an overgrown purple ostrich... WHY ME!
Skeith: OOF! -trips and falls flat on his face-
Techo: FAG! -skips away happily-
Lord Kass's voice: ..a time of peace, a time of prosperity, a time of understanding!
Techo: HEE!
Skeith: That hurt!
Scorchio: SHH! Lord Kass is speaking...
Lord Kass: But there are those that would take our newfound freedom, my friends. Those who would rob it from us.. those who would lead us to another war! IN THE NAME OF SELFISHNESS! IN THE NAME OF GREED! IN THE NAME OF PINK SILK BOXERS! IN THE NAME OF KING SKARL!
(Random screams from the crowd.)
"Boo!"
"Hiss!"
"I hate you too!"
"I am your father!"
Lord Kass: Are we going to let him wage war against us again!
Crowd: NO!
Lord Kass: Are we going to let him attack us again?
Crowd: NO!
Lord Kass: Are we going to let him ruin everything we built?
Crowd: NO!
Lord Kass: Are we going to let him steal our old tapes of Star Trek?
Crowd: NOOO!
Lord Kass: Then I ask you, I ask you my people... WHAT SHOULD I DO?
"War!"
"Attack him first!"
"War!"
"Send Indigo breakdancing Meepits!"
"Show him who's boss!"
Lord Kass: The people have spoken, and the will of the people must be obeyed. DEATH TO SKARL!
"Yeah!"
"War it is!"
Later...
Kass: No... I'm worthy, I promise...
Kass fangirls: OHMYGOD! IT'S KASS IN BOXERS! -squabbles over who gets to pants him-
We don't believe you Kass...
You just don't show enough ambition.
Your desire for wealth is lacking.
This citidel deserves its revenge against that fool, Skarl...
Adam: Ooh... -shifty eyes- Big, creepy font... I'm SO scared...
-Adam is knocked out and carried offscreen-
Kass: I will! I'll do anything! Just don't take the power away...
If you fail us...
As Darigan did...
Your fate will be ten fold.
Kass: NOOOOO!
Guard: Is everything all right my lord? I heard a shout.. and someone screaming for their teddy bear Mr. Snuffles...
Kass: No, I'm fine, only a dream, nothing more...
- - - - - - - -
Behind the scenes with Lord Kass, interview especially by Sharon and Bob.
Sharon: So.. erm, tell me, Lord Kass, -stares at Bob- how did you feel about the entire... entire... -drooling over Bob-
Bob: She MEANS, how did you feel about the Skarl hatred thing and enslavement by Dark Faeries?
Kass: Oh, it was all right. I mean, I knew the Jedi would come save me soon enough.
Bob: And how did you feel about getting on the set in boxers?
Kass: Oh, it was ok, really. I knew the fangirls would love it, anyway.
-Slight pause-
Sharon: You know, Bob, I wouldn't mind seeing you in boxers...
Bob: -glare- You have a one track mind... anyway, Kass, how did you feel taking over Voldmort's place as supreme leader?
Voldemort: YOU FAG! AVADA KEDAVRA!
-Lord Kass falls limp-
Bob: -stares- Now what did you do?
Voldemort: -grins- I AM NOW SUPREME LEADER!
Sharon: NO, BOB IS! -puts crudely made crown on Bob's head-
Bob: SHARON, YOU IDIOT-
Voldemort: OPPOSITION! -hurls at Bob-
Sharon: HIIISSSS! -leaps at Voldemort and strangles him on the ground-
Sharon: Bob! -proceeds to make out with Bob-
Bob and Voldemort: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
To be continued...