Sharon: Well, it's been a while since I uploaded the last spoof, but here it is! And happy Independence Day everyone!

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Skarl: OOH! Lookie! A birthday present! (Begins to drool and slobber on piece of paper).

Knight: Uh... sir... you read it.

Skarl: Oh, right. I knew that.

A gift for King Skarl from the lord and master of Kass citadel. In hopes the peace between our peoples can be maintained.

Court Dancer: I am at your service your majesty.

Skarl: What? For a birthday present he sends me a harlot!

CD: I'm $120 an hour after the dance, but as far as you know right now, I'm a sexy dancer! (batts eyelashes)

Skarl: A dancer? All right, pretty one, lets see what you can do. Music!

(Dora the Explorer theme begins to play)

Skarl: What! Conductor!

Conductor: What? I love this song! Ah, well...

(Dancing music begins to play as the guests in Skarl's throne room are hypnotized)

Acara: Oooh... swirly.

(CD dances around room pickpocketing everybody's purses)

Skarl: (stares at CD like a drunk as she slips up to his throne) (in a woozy voice) Incredible! You must dance for me every day!

CD: As you wish, my precious little idio - I mean king.

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Sharon: To tell the truth, I can't even picture that dancer as being even close to pretty.

Garin: To tell the truth, I can't even picture that dancer as being even close to pretty.

Sharon: WHAT! (slaps Garin)

Garin: (slaps self)

Sharon: Hmmm... (stands on head)

Garin: (stands on head)

Sharon: (silently pulls out tape recorder) I pretend to be a pretty little girl and I love unicorns and ponies and Hilary Duff and putting pink bows in my long, flowing hair!

Garin: I'm pretend to be a pretty little girl and I love unicorns and ponies and Hilary Duff and putting pink bows in my long, flowing hair!

Sharon: MUAHAHAHAHA! (repeats tape recorder) 'I'm pretend to be a pretty little girl and I love unicorns and ponies and Hilary Duff and putting pink bows in my long, flowing hair!'

Hannah: (pops out of nowhere) HA! Is that Garin's voice?

Garin: (a little slow) Gaspeth! How did you just get me to say that I love Hilary Duff and I pretend to be a pretty little girl and I love unicorns and ponies and putting bows in my hair?

Sharon: Uh... Internet?

Garin: Gaspeth again! I might as well tell you all my other secrets... I love My Little Pony and tea parties and dress up and dolls and I have two webbed toes and I have 42 pairs on pink earrings and I have every one of Michael Jackson's CDs!

Everyone: 0.o

End of chapter 6.