Obession: yo whats up? i'm making my first fan fic and i hope ya like it it's pretty funny! and it's reno and rude singing hope ya like it!
Reno: i'm singing! get the party started and lets go!
Rude: ...sigh...

Reno: 1...2...3!

Reno: Tifa is bitch she is just a witch

Rude: I really hate her Reno cant date her

Reno:Cloud is such a man, I do all I can

Rude: Just to do him

Reno and Rude: We Just Want to screw him!

Rude: She's such a bitch i'm gunna scratch her eyes out!

Reno: I have dream about Cloud being inside my den and we hold and we kiss like were sweet hearts.

Rude: But the bitch is a slut wth her cute little butt and i guess Cloud likes boobs made of big lard
Reno: And I cry...Every day! Cause Strait every day that bitch is in my way! o-o-o-h Tifa is a bitch she is just a witch

Rude: I really hate her Reno Can't Date Her Cloud is such a man I do all I can have... Just to do him

Reno and Rude: We just want to screw him!

Rude: When I see her I will Nee her!

Reno: eww ewww ew

Rude: I punch her, I will crunch her!

Rude: ohhh ohhh yes

Obsession: no more music for it now XD the song is over
Reno: Hey Rude!

Rude: What!
Reno: Look who's over their!

Rude: well if it is'ent Tifa with out Cloud and that stuped motarcycle!

Reno: Tifa it's us! come over here!

Rude And Reno: Right over here see!

Reno and Rude knock the wind out of Tifa

Rude And Rude: Ohhhhh!

Rude: Take that and that!

Reno: yea want some of this!

Rude: arggg! hi ya

Reno: grrr...yaaaaaaa

Rude: tak that and that and thaaat!

Tifa: ...unconisious...

Rude: ummm...
Reno: I think we over did it and lets leave now...

Rude: good idea...
Obession: uses a phenox down okai she'll be fine now! calls cloud out for a date
Cloud: okay... and what about Tifa?
Obession: she's unconsious and wont be up till at least 10:00 XD so yay it's 5:49pm right?

Cloud: I guess...