A/N:

Oh Em Geeeee! –giggle- I'm like, finally on, like, chappie 12! Sorry. Moment there. I was just playing a burping game where every time you belch you have to say something INCREDIBLY girlish. Or for you manly mans….foppish. xD

I'm sorry this chapter (and the next) shall come out a bit late. School and music (ACID KISS! MY BAND! WOO! And, of course, the HOBO CLOWNS! DOUBLE WOO! And don't you asses steal either! P ) are taking up most of my time. Also, I've been grounded. Now, on w/ the story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Furuba or any of its settings, characters, etc…. Just kidding. Well, not really. Damn.

"FLYING PIGS!"

"Oh my God! Tohru-kun, I must have attracted them…..!"

"But will the man finally get his love?"

"Just look……" The woman was crying in his arms looking terrified, and he seemed as happy as he could possibly get.

"Either he got to feel her up, or they're gonna be married," Shigure appeared, gazing at the flying wonders with white, fluffy wings.

"Ah, Shii-chan!"

"Hello, Shigure-san. Did you know these existed? They're beautiful!" Tohru exclaimed, her smile dazzling.

"Not a clue. But que sera sera (Did I spell that right?), right? Oh, but I haven't had pork in a while…." He trailed off, amused at Kagura's horrified face and Tohru's clueless ness.

"BITCH! WATCH WHAT YOU SAY WHEN YOU TALK TO PEOPLE!" Kagura screamed, lunging at the novelist.

"Oooo, lucky me! I have girls chasing me….." Tohru watched, still wondering about the Dog's comment and watching the fight with great anxiety.

"Whatta you talkin' about, girls chasin' ya?"

"Oh….know…..not YOU again," Shigure groaned.

"YES me." The Dog looked up and saw, once again, Old Man Cho. His gangsta wife appeared behind him, too.

"This may be his last time, foo', to visit ya'll homies. I may use more then slang. I'm a psychic, for goddamn's sake! My underwear says "Medium". Hehe….and I sense my lover w'll have a heart attack and croak REAL soon. But hopefully not before he kicks you' a$$."

(A/N: She's even gangsta like when spelling! xD Okay, maybe not. But I think that "Grills" is the most hilarious and stupid song on the planet. Rock on. Sorry for those of you who think otherwise; I'm just using da "freedom de SPEECE". Now to continue…)

"I'll be the only girl chasin' you……I'll whoop your ass for bein' such a perv!" And so, just like the others, Shigure was gone, with a gangsta on his heels.

"Well….that was….odd," Kagura stated. Tohru just stared. They forgot about the flying pigs above them, even, until they heard a loud "BANG!". Both turned around quickly and both screamed. A scream of:

"YOU HORRIBLE PIG KILLER!" and:

"OH MY GOD!" were mixed. It was Cho with a gun, shooting all the winged pigs. Kagura went into rage, but couldn't get close enough to the old man when he started making a huge gasping noise. His gun dropped into the red snow, and he keeled over.

"I'm…havin'….a heart attack…..bleh," he groaned, falling over, "bleh" being his last word.

(A/N: Lol. "Bleh." xD I would hate to have THAT as my last word. Although I guess it's more like a last sound. )

"Did you know he COULD die?" Kagura asked, wide-eyed. "But he was being bad, shooting my own kind!"

"So…..his wife was right. That's so sad! We have to have a funeral for him…" Tohru cried.

"But if his wife was right, then that means that she IS psychic!"

"GASP!"

"Haru, where did you go?"

"Well, I was just given a lecture, basically. And a scratch."

"Then where did all this come from!" Yuki exclaimed wildly, making gestures at the numerous wounds on the Cow.

"I….got lost."

"Nice. But that still doesn't explain where these came from……"

"I was just walking around, trying to find my way back, when all of the sudden…..RABID COWS WERE CHASING ME. Foaming at the goddamn mouth and everything."

"…." Yuki just stared, a little shocked. Okay, just weirded out.

"They had hula skirts on."

"Are you sure you weren't just hallucinating?"

"Then where would I get the scratches?"

"Uhhhhhh………."

"Well, anyways, I tried to reason with them, but I ended up getting boomerangs made of cow bones thrown at me. They must be like the cow savages that everyone fears."

"…Umm…yeah. So how'd you get back?"

"I was unconscious, and a vision came to me. It told me to…..follow the yellow brick road. I woke up, and there was NO ROAD! So I just followed the shit pile road instead. It led me back here. And here I am…."

"………Well, at least you're not still lost."

Author's Closing: So this chappie was weird too. Ah, well….get used to it. xD

But thanks to reviewers and others who shall come to review. I 3 you guys! X3

See ya next chapter!