Author's Intro:

God, already on 13! Man, I'm good. xD Okay, well, maybe not. But I didn't think I'd get this far.

I love you, reviewers! You warm my "Cold Heart"! (Or so my mom says…) Keep reviewing! I'm reading your stories at this moment! And reviewing…..

I don't think you care, but I have two things to say:

1) 13 is "unlucky", but not for me! And

2) Only a few more days of school for me! Whee! xD

Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Furuba, it's characters…yeah. You get the point. Not like I would anyways….. . I think you should know that by now.

"Uhhh….where are you taking me?" Shigure, for once, asked, terrified. You'd be scared too if some old lady was carrying you off somewhere to be possibly killed.

"You'll see….you'll see….." Cho's wife responded gruffly.

"You know, that doesn't help my nerves much."

"It's not supposed to. God, you're clueless." Right after she said this, however, she finished plowing through the snow and there was…….OPRAH'S DREAMS COME TRUE VAN!

"Who the hell is Oprah?"

"Some rich black lady."

"RACIST!" screeched a voice. A figure jumped over the HUGE, blue car and landed right in front of Cho's widow. It took the Dog a second to focus in on the intruder, but after a second he figured that THIS lady must have been Oprah, no matter how scary her appearance was. You see, the old lady we know and (possibly) love was dressed in a ninja suit.

(A/N: Which, in REAL life, would be VERY disturbing, by the way. And sorry if I offend anyone. Just put it in your review and I'll reply.)

It had the Naruto ninja logo on it, and was complete with (scary) spandex like material and a red sash around her waist.

"Ohh….God…." Shigure mumbled. This was going to be weird. The lady then thrust a huge piece of paper at him that was shaped like a ninja star.

"Read this! Now!" The Dog had no choice but to open the letter. It stated, in VERY fancy, computer made writing:

" Come to Oprah's Legends Ball tomorrow night! It's going to be a memorable night, so you better come! And the fact that if you don't, I'm gonna come and kill you in your sleep w/ REAL ninja stars."

"But why would I go to some dance hosted by someone I didn't know until today? And on top of that, found out that they're REALLY creepy?"

"BECAUSE I'LL SLICE YOU IN HALF!"

"Okay, I'll be there." And so, Shigure Sohma officially had plans for the next night.

"Hey, Honda-san. Have you noticed how dark it's getting?"

"Ummm….now that you mention it!"

"Shouldn't everyone be going home?"

"Yes. We should too. But I don't know where everyone is right now! How can we possibly go home?"

"I dunno. I guess we just have to wait. I think Haru's looking for Kyo and a few others, and Kisa, Hatori, and Hiro went home."

"Yes, so that makes Hatsuharu-san, Kyo-kun, Shigure-san, Ayame-san, and Kagura-chan. I can try to find Shigure-san if you'd like!"

"He's dangerous. You should find Kagura-chan. After the pig thing, she just slipped away." But Tohru had already left. 'Damn.'

"Shigure-san! Where are you?" Shigure heard in Tohru's small voice.

"Tohru-kun! Over here! In the HUGE Oprah van!"

"What van?" Tohru wondered aloud, walking towards the Blue Car.

"RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! CAN'T YOU SEE IT!"

"No….."

"SH-H-H! You're the only one that can see the Magical "Dreams Come True" Oprah Van! Just…..say you were kidding to her and then say the words "Oprah's the greatest binja (black ninja) ever!" and you'll be out. But make sure to come back! Or I'll kill you," Oprah hissed in the Dog's ear.

"Uhh…okay."

"Who are you talking to, Shigure-san?"

"Hurry!" Oprah pushed.

"Oprah's the greatest binja ever!"

-FLASH-

"Shigure-san! Where did you come from?"

"Oh, just the bushes."

"But there ARE no bushes."

"Oh."

Author's Closing:

Yess! New chappie out! . Again, I hope none of the stuff in here offends anyone. Just tell me. And REVIEW! 11

I will have Oprah kill you if you don't. xD But not really.

The next chappie should be out soon! Buh-bye. .