Hello again! .

There are some of you who said: "This is confusing!" and I can relate. This story is kinda jumbled. It SHALL get less confusing! Hopefully. Maybe. And if not, then please enjoy the puzzling randomness! And wish me luck in coming up with more ideas!

Summer is now HERE! For me at least. I shall be able to write more! Whoop!

I am now obsessed with the internet comic "Megatokyo". Go figure, and PH34R T3H L33T5P34K! Or, if you want to be complex, "Pl-l34r +3l-l l33+5P34l !". Now, I got THAT out of my system…. xD

Here is da chappie:

"Owwww! Get off of me, you stupid lemur!" Yuki shouted, wincing in pain. He didn't know that lemurs COULD bite.

'Or maybe they're not even supposed to! He can talk, after all……'

"It's okay, Rupert-kun….you can stop biting Yun-chan. After all, I can kick his ass on my own," Kagura exclaimed to Rupert with a perfectly straight face. Ironically. Maybe.

"Fine…" The Lemur grumbled, and let go of the Rat's hand. It started bleeding almost immediately.

"Oww….this may need a bandage, Kagura. Do you know where one is?" Yuki whined. Kagura shook her head, and Yuki looked around for anyone to help him. That's when he noticed… THEM.

"Kagura-chan….is this natural…?" Yuki asked anxiously, spinning around. Rupert smirked. People, and animals, from everywhere within a mile of the lake, were walking slowly towards them. The one closest to them, now closing in, grinned.

Fangs. Sharp, bloody fangs shifted out of his mouth.

"My minions! Come, feast on this young blood!" Rupert yelled, jumping happily around. Yuki and Kagura looked around. They were trapped.

"Uh-oh….." They whispered in unison. This would not be pretty.

"Hatsuharu-san, where did Shigure-san go?" Tohru wondered aloud to the Cow.

"I think he mentioned something about…."Oh-per-uh" or something. But he mumbled it. I've heard of Oh-per-uh. She's some black lady—" Haru didn't get to finish, though, because he suddenly heard a shout that would make trees crack, if there were any present.

"RACIST!" the yell echoed in the air. Everything was briefly silent, like the affect of someone shooting off a bullet.

"Haru, what was that?" Momiji asked innocently.

"The Call of the Oh-per-uh. She'll be arriving shortly."

"Oh….."

"Per-uh." Haru finished for the Rabbit.

"I-I think I see something in the distance! In the sky! Hatsuharu-san! Is it a bird?" Tohru screamed.

"Is it a plane?" Momiji cried with excitement.

"No, it's Oh-per-uh. And Shigure. On a flying ass." Haru explained.

"A…what?" Tohru and Momiji asked at the same time.

"A flying ass. A flying donkey. Same thing."

"Ohh…." They whispered, wide-eyed in amazement at the giant donkey flying through the air towards them. It soon landed.

"At least we're all together again," Tohru sighed. This was turning out to be a complex trip.

"Hello Tohru-chan, Momiji-kun, and RACIST," Oprah greeted, still ninja-clad, stepping off the donkey. Taking a closer look, any American could realize that this beast was, in fact, Eeyore. Pink bow and all. But there, in Japan, only Shigure and Oprah knew.

"Wow…..how did Oh-per-uh know my name?" Tohru questioned Momiji. He just shrugged his shoulders, indicating that he was wondering the same thing.

"Hi…" Shigure greeted, smiling nervously. In the Oprah Van, he had magically changed back into a kimono.

"Shigure-san! I didn't know you were friends with Oprah-sama!" Tohru greeted, helping him off Eeyore.

"Be careful with the Donkey! He's my cousin twice removed!" Oprah yelled at Tohru warningly. "I can kill you with my magical ninja moves, you know!"

"Your family is made up of asses?" Haru asked, looking bored. 'I wouldn't be surprised…' he added mentally.

"NO! Some of them just turn into the animals from Winnie the Pooh. Don't laugh! Or I will show no mercy!"

"I didn't laugh."

"Dammit…." Oprah grumbled. "I really wanted to kill someone right about now." All of the sudden, Kyo popped up out of nowhere.

"You may get your wish, lady. Look over there," the Cat stated, pointing behind him. Hundreds of people and creatures, all showing bloody fangs, were walking around, either towards them, or towards two people…..

Tohru squinted her eyes. Gray hair…..an orange kitty bag….

"Kagura-chan and Yuki-kun!"

Author's Closing:

Whee! Quick chappie! This will be the last one out before Japan. Remember, I'm gone the 4th to the 14th. It'll be my break, my vacation!

I love you guys (and chicks). I'll see ya later!

E.