I'm back….after so long! xD

The story's starting to come to an end…. –sniff- It'll be my first completed story that had more that one chapter! .

But it's not over yet! This chapter won't be the last.

But I hope it'll be funny 'til the end. Enjoy the randomness.

And I hope I can get this chapter out soon; my mum has to troubleshoot our stupid computer, and that can take a while. .

Disclaimer….blah….I don't own anything. I don't even have a DVD. xD

On with the story….

"Kisa's been DRINKING!" everyone present except for Ayame, Tohru, and Shigure yelled.

"Ooops….I mean, of course not! I simply misunderstood Tori-san! He said 'I have to pee', not 'Kisa's been drinking' or anything of that sort!" Ayame quickly covered up nervously.

Tohru let out a long sigh as everybody shrugged.

"Tori-san WILL be coming to pick us up, though. Just wait a bit, he said," Ayame explained. And, right on time, Hatori's car pulled up. Kisa was with him, smiling and waving at everyone.

"Onee-chan!"

"Kisaaaa-chan!"

Hearts were everywhere.

Everyone managed to get back, only after a few hundred speeding tickets, of course. Shigure kept randomly stepping on the gas pedal.

"Now, tomorrow I shall take all of you shopping for some nice clothes for tomorrow night. No objections, dear Tohru-kun!" Shigure announced, seeing Tohru's flustered face. She smiled weakly.
"This dress is pretty, Honda-san," Yuki mentioned, pointing at a fluffy, blue dress.

"Oh, that is pretty! But Kyo also showed me a nice orange one…" Tohru laughed. "I think this pink dress will do. Hana-chan told me about it…"

Everyone was out shopping; Saki and Arisa had agreed to go along with Tohru, Yuki, and Kyo.

"This Oh-per-uh lady sounds kinda psycho to me," Arisa stated, looking through the racks of clothes. "I'm not sure that you should go to her party."

"YOU'RE GOING TO OPRAH'S LEGENDS BALL?" a voice shouted out of the air.

"What the hell was that!" Kyo muttered, looking around.

"Me! And Jim, Bob, Tim, Electra, and Dave," the voice spoke once again.

"Well, can you come out of hiding so that we can SEE you?" Yuki asked, also searching for the mysterious speaker.

"We're right in front of you!"

"What?" Arisa breathed doubtfully.

"I sense their waves….somewhere very near, Tohru-chan. Be careful," Hana added, closing her eyelids and concentrating. "They're everywhere. Right in front of us. But….there's nobody here," she finished, opening her eyes.

"I-I'm scared….please come out!" Tohru coaxed.

"We can't! You see, we are the dresses. Like the lady said, we are all around you. AND WE LOOOOVE OPRAH! We are her OFFICIAL fanclub. Oh, to have the opportunity to be worn by her…." Bob, the pink dress sighed.

"T-that sounds a bit….wrong," Kyo twitched. "Do you have eyes?"

"Of course! EVERYWHERE….hehe…..hey, short girl. You should try me on…." Bob went on. As you can imagine, everyone present's eyes went blank as they realized what was being said…and what it meant.

"PERVERT DRESS! AGH!" Arisa yelled. She reached her hand into a nonexistent pocket and whipped out her bloody metal pipe, holding it like you would a baseball bat ready for action.

Yuki's brow furrowed, as if trying to use telepathy to kill the thing within the gown.

Kyo's fists balled, and words that sounded like "Perverted bastard" escaped him.

"OOOWWWWWW!" Bob screamed, causing everyone in the store to stare in it's direction. "Sharp…PAIN…"

"Sorry, my mistake," Hana smiled. Tohru….stood still. Arisa attacked.

It must of looked pretty funny; a teenage girl, a Yankee, to be whacking a frilly pink dress with a bloody stick. It didn't look so funny to the manager.

He stepped out of his office….

It was……..

Jesse McCartney.

"OMG! It's Jesse McCartney!" Electra screeched.

"RUUUUN!" Uotani yelled, racing for the door to the store.

"What was that about?" Kyo huffed once the gang was outside.

"Well…." Arisa started, "I saw him once before. In an alleyway. With Elmo. That little red, fuzzy thing with those glowing eyes, ya know? But anyways, I asked 'em what they were doin' on my gang's turf. And….they started singing. Way out of tune…and not in sync. Then Barney showed up and started singing too! Ya know…'I love you, you love me..' that song. And…he pulled out a goat…..and started making rapid love to it."

"O.O"

Author's Closing:

My mind went blank for a while. Just sitting there….thinking (and probably saying) "What should Jesse McCartney have to do?" I dunno much about him, so I couldn't make too many jokes without risking them being false.

Also, I was going to use Otto from "A Fish Called Wanda" ("Don't call me stupid!"), but not enough people would of gotten it. xP

Sorry about that. xD

But hope you enjoyed anyways.

Review….please….

Laterzzz.

E.