Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of it's characters. Sinya, however, I do own. Body and soul baby! Ahh, yeah...annyway, sorry for the long wait with this chapter guys. I'm hoping to pop out another one relatively soon before I'm shipped off to basic.

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Chapter Five

Early morning sunlight streamed in from the stained glass windows. Kagome muttered incoherently as she burrowed deeper into the covers. It was there she encountered another warm, sleeping body. Deep brown eyes shot open as said body latched onto her person. Long silken hair engulfed her as she was pulled closer to her sleeping bed mate.

Okay Kagome, calm down. It's probably just Sango. She was supper upset last night and...unless Sango got some massive surgery last night, this is a guy. Well now, panicking sounds like a lovely idea! What the hell did I do last night anyway!

Taking a deep breath to keep from hyperventilating, Kagome slowly began to slide toward the other side of the bed. She got three wiggles in before she was pulled even closer to the man behind her. But that didn't get her angry, no no. it was the fact the man growled at her once he had her back where he wanted her. Like she was the one doing something wrong! That, my friend, was the last straw.

"Hey, jackass! Let go of me or loss that fucking arm!"

"Hm? It's too early baby. Go back to sleep, okay?"

Already wide eyes widened further. She'd have known that arrogant tone anywhere. "Inuyasha, you have five seconds to let me go before the shit hits the fan! The only reason you live right now is because I know your still half way asleep so –"

Growling louder this time, he turned her slightly and kissed her, sliding one hand over her left breast as he did so. When he broke the kiss, he let his lips fall to the base of her throat. "Too much talking..." And with that, he started lightly nipping and sucking at her throat.

Which made Kagome forget what she had been protesting just moments ago. Biting down on her lower lip, she pressed back against him slightly, shivering when his chest rumbled in approval. It was only when his hand had found it's way between her legs that Kagome snapped out of her trance. "In-Inuyasha, you have to...have to let me go. Now!"

When she turned in his arms, wide liquid chocolate met half closed smoldering gold. He lightly pressed his lips to hers and smirked "You like it, why stop?"

Kagome, of course, saw red at this. Drawing her arm forward, she quickly drew it back and elbowed him in the stomach. Too bad for her that he was part demon and didn't even feel it. "Let me go, you philandering pig! You don't even like me, remember! And I'm starting to think that your more awake then I am!"

Inuyasha whimpered slightly, and covered his ears. It was too early for such loud voices. Sitting upright, he put some distance between himself and the woman in his bed. "Stop shouting like that. Your hurting my ears." was all he said before moving more fully to his side of the bed.

"Get out of my bed dog-breath!"

"This is my bed, you want to leave, there's the door bitch." a clawed hand waved toward the left side of the room before burrowing under the covers.

"Don't call me a bitch, mutt!"

His head popped out of the covers only long enough to shout back. "Don't call me a mutt, bitch!"

Kagome screeched toward the ceiling and tossed her pillow at the lump known as Inuyasha. When that got no response, she threw back the covers and started for the door. She got about have way there too, until the room started spinning at least. "And stop moving the room..."

It was the sound of her falling to the ground that got the half demon out of his cozy bedding. Cursing softly under his breath, he walked over to the fallen girl, picked her up, and walked her back to the bed. Turning toward the intercom by the head of the bed, he hit the blue button and waited.

"May I help you?" the saucy, and rather annoyed voice demanded loudly.

"Yeah. Get some food up here. Now. And something for a hang over. Get up here in the next three minutes or I'll snap your neck."

"Hmm, what do you think lord Sesshomaru would say to that?." it replied as if in thought. But Inuyasha knew better. That was the tone of voice used only when the little scamp was getting ready to have his ass kicked.

An image of his brother then popped into his head, an angry and very violent image. Rin was a 'stray' that Sesshomaru had taken in at the tender age of five. If the little runt told his brother of the threat, there would be problems. And knowing the little punk like he did, he knew some extra offences would be added. "Thanks. I wont kill you this time Rin."

"I'm just soo relieved..."

Rolling his eyes, he turned off the intercom, and sat on the edge of his bed. He has spent the night in his clothing. Holding Kagome's head over the toilet as she vomited all night had warn him out more then the had thought possible. It had also made it impossible to leave her alone to sleep it off.

Human's were weak, and images of her smothering herself in her sleep, chocking on her own disgorge, and dyeing. Oh, he knew he was being ridicules, but it didn't matter. His mind would not quiet all the things that could have gone wrong to the mouthy little wretch.

The door slammed open and a young human girl around the age of thirteen came sailing in with a tray. Today she had on a nurses cap with her hair in pigtails. On the tray was four dishes and glasses, ready to be served. "We have scrambled eggie-weggies, and a drink to help with...well, the aftermath of drinking. The contents of which I will not go into."

Inuyasha flinched. "Stop talking like that psycho from Clock Works Orange. If Sesshomaru finds out I even lent it to you, he'll kill me."

"Yeah...but I'm okay with that..." was only response he got.

"Damned runt. My brother should have tossed you out as soon as you started talking again."

"Please, you know you love me. Now, tell me who this is and why I heard screaming coming from in here earlier."

Inuyasha turned bright red, though for the life of him he could not figure out why. He decided it was because Rin was so young. Yes, that had to be it. "Get out of here Rin. This is not something for little girls."

"Ohh, it's like that is it? Ah, never mind, sleeping beauty has finally awakened. I'll just ask her."

"Rin..."

"Silence fool. You'll hurt her head."

Inuyasha glared at the girl and crossed his arms over his chest. The girl was obviously spending too much time with his brother. She was starting to sound like the dick. Shrugging his shoulders, he gestured toward the bed and waited for the fireworks. He didn't have to wait long. However, they were not the fire works he had been expecting.

Rin got her face super close to the still drowsy Kagome and smile widely. "Are you going to be my new auntie? Will you name your first child after me? Ohh! For it's birthday I'll buy it a puppy!"

The poor half demon almost died on the spot. Sweat started to run down the side of his face as he felt Kagome's angry gaze fall onto him. Chanting in his mind that a human could not hurt him, he started toward the door. A pillow hit him in the face on the way.

"What the hell have you been telling this kid? Pervert!"

"I didn't tell her anything!"

"Oh, so I'm supposed to believe that she came up with all that on her own! Where would she have gotten such an idea if not from you, Inuyasha!"

"I don't know, movies, books, video games. She could have gotten it from the fucking media for all I know!"

"Or, more then likely, she got it from you!"

"Give me a brake! Why would I do that!"

"I don't know, why would you be sleeping in the same bed as someone you hate!"

Rin watched the two go back and forth. It would be hard to top this show, but she would find a way when she brought the other's their morning things. She sat upright and covered her mouth to muffle a cry. Both Inuyasha and Kagome stopped fighting at once and looked at her, waiting to see what was wrong.

"I still have work to do! Sesshomaru-sama will be most displeased with me if I don't hasten! It was wonderful to meet you Kagome. Inuyasha, you had better do the proper thing towards her!"

"Come back to the twentieth century twerp! And keep your nose out of other people's affairs!"

Holding the try in one hand, and opening the door with the other, the Rin grinned and winked at him. "Oh, so she's married already and your having a hot, steamy love affair! I got it. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me!"

She closed the door just in time to avoid the two pillows that were hurled at it. Of course, the scream Kagome let out could be heard clearly through the thick door. Poor Inuyasha...