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Chapter Six :

Miroku lightly brushed Sango's bangs away from her damp forehead, a worried look in his eyes. She had not thrown up yet, and she had not awakened. The thought of alcohol poisoning once again passed through his mind, and he wondered if he should call Naraku to look at her.

He decided, instead, to try one thing that had never failed him in college to awaken her. If this did not work, he would forgo Naraku, and call 911. Taking a deep breath, sweat running down his face, he leaned in close and grasped Sango's left breast lightly. As he had hopped, her eyes shot open, and she delivered an open palmed slap that sent him flying across the room.

"What the hell do you think your doing hentai!" She screeched, shacking her fist at him angrily. Sighing, she looked at the fallen man through narrowed brown eyes. "You've become even more of a pervert since college. I never thought it possible..."

Miroku sighed, then smiled slightly, his eyes lifting to her angry ones. "I'm...glade your okay now Sango. You had me worried."

She blushed and turned away quickly, covering her cheeks with her hands. "Why? Why are you doing this? You don't care about me Miroku, you never did. What could you possibly want from me now?"

He jerked back as if struck. His eyes filled with pain and he turned his head away from her. "How can you say such a thing to me? You were the one who left without a word to me. You are the one who never returned my phone calls and --"

"– and you are the one who told me he was single, when he was still in a relationship of three years! You are the one that let me believe you loved me!"

"Koharu and I were on the verge of braking up we --"

"But you were still seeing her off and on for three months after we started dating! How could you do that to me, Miroku? I...I thought we were friends..."

A loud knock interrupted anything he might have said in his defense. Rin came in without waiting for an 'enter'. "Well hello love birds. I come baring food and that special toxin to help little drunkies feel better sooner."

Miroku bit down hard on his tong to keep from snapping at the girl. He was in no mood for her foolishness right now. "Thanks Rin. Next time, if you could maybe wait outside the door until some one says 'come in', that would be great."

"Ohh, in case you were doing..." she leaned in close, balancing her try perfectly in one hand. With the other one she covered the side of her mouth. "You know what, right? Got it, say no more on the matter!"

Turning to look at Sango, she was sad to see the woman was to flustered to be angry. So much for her show, rin silently sighed, and placed a plate of eggs down, and a glass containing a green substance. Looking back at the woman, she noticed she was fully clothed. Which was odd since she was in Miroku's bed...

Not wanting to touch on the matter however, she slowly with drew from the room. Though they had not said a word since she entered, she could tell they were both upset. Even she knew not to bother people in such a distressed state of mind. She had two more rooms to go. Sesshomaru-sama's and Naraku's.

Knowing Naraku was never any fun, and that it was strange for Sesshomaru-sama to have a woman stay the night with him, the best show would be with her guardian. And since you always want to end something with a bang, Rin turned and moved toward Naraku's room, a smile plastered onto her face.

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the smile was gone once she left the room, her face bright red. She defiantly should have waited for the okay to come in. She shook her head, trying to get the image that was burned into her eyes out. Never did she want to see someone she knew having sex. It was creepy on so many levels and not nearly as funny as she had thought it would be.

Shuddering, she grasped the tray in both hands and walked to the master bedroom. Closing her eyes, Rin silently prayed nothing perverted was going on behind this door. Knocking loudly, she waited actually waited for a response before marching in.

Sesshomaru-sama was no were in sight. A young woman with red hair and light blue eyes sat on his bed, a bewildered look in her eyes. Tilting her head to the side, Rin smiled sweetly at her. "You are you?"

"Sinya...who are you?"

"Rin...where is Sesshomaru-sama?"

Sinya snorted and shrugged her shoulders. "Who cares?"

"But...your in his bed...and he's not here..." and that means I don't get the show I had wanted! How could this happen? All the others had been together! Rin sighed, pushing aside her thoughts and placed the plate of eggs and the toxin on the side table. "Well, here is the food you requested."

"...I didn't request food. And ahh, I really appreciate the fact you made this for me and all, but...demons can't eat this kind of stuff..."

Looking from Sinya, to the tray, Rin sighed loudly and dropped her head. "Sesshomaru-sama should have told me you were a demon. All the others were human, so I just assumed...sorry, I'll got get you something else..."

"No need. Hey, want to do me a favor instead?

"A...favor?"

"Yeah." leaning forward, her face turning dark and scary, Sinya grasped Rin by the front of her dress and pulled her close. "Get me out of here."

Rin gave a wobbly smile, and waved her hand slightly, sweat forming on the side of her forehead. "Hehe, your, ah, kinda scaring me..."

Sinya sighed, and let go. Covering her eyes with one hand, she took a deep breath. This was not going as she had planed at all. She and the others were supposed to work together to get Sesshomaru to change his mind over the engagement. Instead, everyone was scattered around the house in god-only-knows what kind of trouble.

"Sorry. I just...don't want to be here."

Rin looked at her strangely. "Then go."

The fox demon smiled slightly. "It's not so simple. God it would be so much simpler if I could be two...places..." here eyes light up as an idea came to her. Grasping Rin's hands, she smiled brightly. "Hey, want to play me for a while?"

That...sounds kinda wrong Rin thought as she moved a little farther away from the obviously crazy demon. Before the human girl could say a word, Sinya laughed.

"It's nothing perverted. Well, someone's mind is in the gutter young lady. I'm going to use fox magic, and make you look like me, and me look like you. That way, I can leave, and you get to chill out all day and do...what ever it is you do in your free time!"

"Will...that work?"

Sinya shrugged. "What have we to lose by trying? Come on, it'll be fun! Think about it, you'll have the body of an adult for one whole --"

Rin held up her hands. "My love, you had me at hello!"

"Ahhh..."

"It's a deal!"

"...your kinda weird..."

"And your not?"

"When you get to be my age kid, it's called being eccentric."