Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or any of it's characters. And..well, I'm back baby! LoL. I spent a good four months in a hell hole known as the 319th. It rocked and sucked at the same time. I made some great friends and learns some valuable things there.
One being that, if someone asks you for the time or for a dollar, watch out, they are trying to kill you...ahh, if you went through basic, that should make sense to you...
Chapter eight
Sinya sat at a large desk, her arms crossed on it and her head resting on her arms. Sighing loudly, she hit her head once into the desk hard enough for the contents on it to shake. She hissed slightly in pain as she did it once more, knowing her forehead must now be red.
Closing her eyes tightly, Sinya sighed again. It was three in the afternoon. The sun was shining brightly in the sky, not a cloud in sight, and she was locked in her room...his room...the room.
She had tried kicking down the door, jumping out the window, tarring a hole into the floor, and punching a holes in the walls. And what did she get for her efforts? Nothing but bruises, a few scratches, and a call from him telling her that the room had been enchanted, and if she didn't stop hurting herself, he was going to have to 'deal with her harshly'.
"What ever the fuck that means..." she muttered darkly before pushing away from the desk to lean back in the chair, almost toppling it over. "Geh! I'm so fucking board! And that..that freak of a demon wont even let me out of the damned room!"
The room was silent but for her random shouting every so often, and it was driving her insane. It was then she remembered what she had stashed into her bags. Making a mad dash for it, as if it would suddenly disappear if she didn't dive for it like a pot head lunging after their hidden stash.
She carefully withdrew her treasure. An Ipod with it's own speakers. Turning it on, plugging it into the wall, and hitting play, she grinned. 'Why do you love me' by Garbage started to blare loudly. Turning the music up louder, the walls started to shack slightly when the course started to play. Just the way she liked it. Head banging in the middle of the room, she didn't hear the pounding or shouting at the door. Nor did she notice when said door opened.
"Why do you love me? Why do you love me? Your driving me crazy!" Sinya sang along, her head moving to the beat of the music, not noticing the tall man leaning one shoulder on her door frame until she turned around to switch the song, board after a few of the verse had passes. It was not, however, who she had thought it would be...
"How can I help you monkey man?" Sinya asked, turning her Ipod down considerably. She smiled as the 'detachable penis' song by The Cramps started playing. She watched the older man's face flush as he started listening to the words of the song.
"Is...this song about what I think it is?"
"If what you think it's about is a song about a man who went to a party and lost his penis and is now looking for it, then yes, it's exactly what you thought it was..."
"I...came to let you out...please turn that music off..."
"...but it makes me giggle..." frowning slightly, Sinya moved closer to the nerves man and pulled on a lock of his red/brown hair. Looking at the hickey on his neck, she sniffed it slightly, then gasped. "You're the guy that always has Kikyo sneaking off to see! Ohh, when I tell 'Gome --"
"I'm locking you back in" Naraku stated blandly, walking back over to the door. Sinya grabbed onto the back of his shirt with a soft cry.
"No! I wont tell a soul, I swear!" her inner self smirked at that and started laughing in her head. Yeah, we both know you swear often...
He didn't move, or turn back toward her, but nodded his head slightly. To make amends, she turned the music and smiled her brightest 'I've done nothing wrong smile'. The one that always scared 'Gome and Sango when they saw it...it had the same effect on Naraku. A sweat drop was forming at the side of his head as he tried to return her smile.
Reaching out, she took one of his large hands into both of her small ones and looked up into his face with shimmering eyes. "Will you run away with me so I don't have to wed the scary one?"
"I...what?"
Leaping forward, she wrapped her arms around his waist and pulled him into a tight hug. "It won't be so bad – I know you must really care for Kikyo. So of course I will look the other way when you cheat on me with her – as long as you do the same when I start taking a string of lovers for revenge..."
"...what...are you talking about?"
"...life with you married to me?"
"No."
"You 'll love it. You just don't know it yet."
"No."
"Come on," pulling away slightly, she pocked in in the side and smiled when he jumped slightly. "You'll get all my money..."
"What good would money do me if I'm dead?"
Frowning in concern, she lightly brushed his bangs out of his face and then letting it trail down his cheek. "Your sick?"
"No. Sesshomaru would kill me."
Sinya laughed loudly, doubling over slightly at that, tears in her eyes. "He wouldn't kill you. He'd probably thank you..."
"The hell." a voice stated coldly from the doorway. "I would." it finished as the two jumped apart, faces flushed slightly from embarrassment.
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"Go on."
"No way in hell."
"It'll be good for you."
"The hell it will."
"The hell it wont!"
And so on went the fight between Kagome and Sango. A few minutes again, Kagome had gotten a call from Koga, asking her when she was going to go to finally agree to date him. Sango had grabbed the phone from her hand at the name 'Koga', and told him tonight. He had been ecstatic, she had been furious.
Kagome grabbed a clump of grass and tossed it at her friend. "Not happening."
"Why not? It would make the poor kids day."
"Poor kid! Sango, my deluded friend, the 'poor kid' is half a century old!"
"And looks damned good for his age, yes?"
"...your impossible..."
Sighing softly, Sango moved closer to Kagome and put her arm around her shoulder. "Kagome, it's not like I'm telling you to have sex with him or anything!" leaning back on her arms, she tilted her head up into the sky and closed her eyes. "I'm just saying go out to the movies, let him feel you up – do the same if the mood suits you, and give me all the juicy details!"
Kagome blinked a few times, face flushed, and then screamed bloody murder as she went after her friend with a now rock filled purse. And that, is how Miroku and Inuyasha found the two. Kagome screaming something about Sango being a pervert, which they must have been hearing wrong. And Sango shouting out that she was sorry and begging her friend not to kill her between laughter.
"Why dose my brother have to let these crazy bitches into the house? Their going to ruin the place in a matter of hours, screw days!"
"Now Inuyasha..." Miroku started to say, only to be cut off as Sango came up behind him and warped her arm around his neck.
"One more step 'Gome, and the pervert gets it!" she stated loudly, holding her fist up threateningly.
"Yeah," Kagome said with a smirk, taking aim. "She will. I could kill two bird with one stone this way actually! Thank you Sango-chan."
"I-Inuyasha! Help me!" Miroku shouted, his arms reaching out for his friend in a silent plea for help. "Sango, my love please --"
"Don't call me that!" she cried out, punching him hard on the head before letting him fall to the ground, his eyes still swirling. "Come one 'Gome. We have to get you ready for your date."
Now that got the attention of someone. Inuyasha's ears twitched slightly toward their conversation, his eyes narrowing slightly. "What date?"
"Kagome's date!" Sango stated helpfully, in one of her ultra happy, and equally scary, voice. Letting one of her hands hang over Kagome's shoulders, she grinned at the two men before them. "She's been letting him cool his heels for a few weeks now. But she's finally decided with recent events, that she should give him a try – maybe you know him Inuyasha. He's a wolf demon after all...hey, Kagome, you know that Wolves mate for life, right?"
At Kagome's blush, Sango's smile widened. "I wonder if Koga is looking at you as a life partner or just a --"
"Recent events?" it was said very softly, and sent shivers down everyone's spin. His eyes were locked on Kagome, flashing from gold to red, blue markings fading in and out on his face. Now that got everyone to stop talking and moving. "What recent events have made you decide to see this other man Kagome?"
"Other man?" Sango whispered, looking from Kagome's flushed face, she Inuyasha'a stony one. Pulling away, she gasped. Pointed at Kagome, then Inuyasha, then back again. "Did you too...last night? Oh my god!"
"No we didn't!" Kagome snapped, her face turning a brighter shade of red as she looked down at her shoes. "Shut up Sango."
"Well then, you should have no problem keeping your date with Koga."
"Over my dead body..." Inuyasha stated icily, his eyes completely changed to red as he slowly made his way to Kagome, his clawed fingers flexing slightly as he got closer. "Do you hear me bitch? Over...my...dead...body..."