Disclaimer: hey – yeah so all of you know I don't own Inuyasha, yes? Nor do I own sour patch kids...though I DO eat them. Tasty sugary goodness .
anyway, on with the story – hope you enjoy!
Chapter Nine :
"Naraku, leave."
And that was all that was needed to sent the normally calm and cool man into a dead run from the room, sweat running down his neck. The one thing that delayed his departure for a few milliseconds was the thought that maybe the window would be the faster escape route.
Sinya looked longingly at the window herself for a few seconds before turning her attention back to the enraged dog demon. "Is there a reason for your seemingly random outbursts of temper? Or are you just crazy?"
"Woman, you have been intentionally trying to anger me since you learned who you were to me. That is --"
"Don't call me women stupid." She yelled cutting him off, her own temper flaring up. Moving a few steps closer to him, she narrowed her eyes into slits. "And as fare as I'm concerned, I have nothing to do with you!"
Reaching out, he grabbed her chin in his hand and forced her even closer to him. "Which is a problem, since I have arranged for us to be wed within the week." as he let those words sink in, he smiled slightly and let go of her before revealing his remaining trump card. "And you do realize that it is not required for the female to say a word during a demon ceremony, correct?"
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"Now Inuyasha, calm down..." Miroku said in his calmest voice as he took a set toward the enraged half demon, slowly working his way between Inuyasha and Kagome. "This is nothing to --"
"Get out of the way Miroku. Now."
"I can't do that."
Growling low in his through, Inuyasha reached forward and grasped him by the front of his shirt and tossed him a few feet away. Without even a second glance at his friend, he started advancing on Kagome once again. "Explain yourself bitch. Now."
Squaring her shoulders, and damning herself for not running when she had the chance, Kagome narrowed her eyes and pointed an accusing finger at him. "You have no right to demand anything from me Inuyasha. You hate me, remember? So if I go off on a date with Koga, it shouldn't mean a thing to you."
The marks returned to his face as he growled louder, taking another step toward her, his claws flexing slightly. "What 'recent events' caused you to decide to date that mangy wolf?"
Snorting loudly, she jerked her head toward Sango. "Her answering my phone and telling him I would 'love' to see him."
The marks faded out. "Thats all?"
"Of course thats all – I mean, I like Koga. But only as a friend. Besides, anyone with demon blood in them is a little too intense for my taste in boyfriends..."
His eyes slowly turned back to their normal golden color. "So your not going out with him."
"Of course I am."
Everyone seemed to do a double take at that. Inuyasha, however, recovered first. "What do you mean, 'of course I am'? You just said --"
"-- Well," she started, glancing down at her fingernails as she spoke. "Sango made him a promised in my name. And I always keep my promises, so..."
Narrowing his eyes, Inuyasha closed the distance between them once again, his nose touching hers. "You'll brake this one."
Her own eyes narrowed at that. Poking him hard in the stomach, she lifted her chin and did the 'angry-hair-flip'. "What makes you think that you have any say in this?"
"What makes you think I don't?"
"The fact that you're not part of my life, dumb ass!"
"The fuck I'm not!"
"The fuck you are!"
Sango and Miroku at this point, took a step back and watched the two argue as if watching a tv show. Pulling out a box of sour patch kids, she offered some to Miroku as a few minutes passed by. Kagome was now on Inuyasha's back, pulling on his hair as she screamed 'who's your uncle'. All in all, it was a very humorous sight. Poor Inuyasha seemed at a loss as to what to do, so was just running around the yard screaming that she was a crazy bitch and to get off of him.
They wished they had a video camra.
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"Are you completely out of your mind! This is insane!"
"Your mother thought it was a wonderful idea."
"My mother," Sinya sneered, turning her back on Sesshomaru "is crazier then you are. Demon ceremonies no longer hold any league ramifications on anything – it would never hold up in a court of law."
"It dose if the family wanting one is old enough."
Snorting, she turned back to face him, her eyes flashing slightly. "You mean if the family has enough money, don't you?"
Shrugging, he inclined his head slightly. "How ever you wish to put it, it matters not. Everything will be legal and binding."
"Over my dead body!"
His lips curved ever so slightly as he turned to leave. "You would be of little use to me dead woman." and with that, he left her. Leaving the door open however, much to Sinya's relief. As soon as she was sure he was gone from the hall way, she made a made dash for the front yard where she had last seen her friends.
However, what she say there made her stop short for a second. Kagome was on Inuyasha's shoulders, pulling his hair like reigns, as he ran around the yard, both of them screaming their heads off at one another. Sango and Miroku were sitting on the ground watching the two as they ate candy, their heads following them across the lawn.
Smiling and shcking her head slightly, Sinya moved and sat on Sango's other side, and shoved her hand into the box of candy. Shoving them into her mouth before her friend could even thing of taking them back, she smiled, showing off the half chewed candy. Sango rolled her eyes, and after Sinya had swallowed, slapped her in the back of the head.
"You could have asked dumb ass."
"I could have...but it wouldn't have been nearly as much fun, now would it have?" as a particularly loud screech was issued, all heads turned back to the free show they were being given. Inuyasha had changed his strategy and was not jumping around from tree to tree trying to get the young woman off him. And with each jump, she would scream, and grab his whole head for support. Sinya motioned between to the pair and tilted her head to the side when she got Sango's attention again.
Sango sighed and rolled her eyes. "A stupid fight that should never have happened."motioning to the half demon before them, she scowled. "The dumb ass was trying to tell Kagome she couldn't go on a date with Koga."
"Since when dose she say yes to dates with Koga?"
"Since I answered her phone and told him yes for her."
"And your still in one piece! I'm shocked! I think the old girl is losing her touch..."
Miroku chocked on his candy at that, drawing attention to himself for the first time since the fox demon had strolled out into the yard. Both women turned to glare at him. Holding his hands up in defense, he cleared his throat and turned back to the safe even going on.
Something pocked him hard in the head, knocking him over.
Sinya stood over him, holding a stick, and pocked him again, only this time in the side. "Hey Sango...can I eat this?"
The poor man's eyes went wide as dinner plates at that. Looking up at Sango with pleading eyes, she snorted loudly. "Sinya, you don't want to eat that."
"Why not?"
"You don't know where it's been..."
Stopping to think about that for a second, she grinned again, and started looking around. "If I hose it off first..."
"What if it's diseased?"
"...like, with cancer?"
"Like with herpes or something..."
"Ewww!" mowing away from Miroku as fast as she could, Sinya ran over to jump onto Kagome's back, 'helping' her with the Inuyasha problem. Neither Kagome, or Inuyasha seemed too happy with the interruption. And she was, in fact thrown off both of them a fw minutes later...