Got Milk Haru? Shigure-San, Don't Look Out the Window!
It is Tohru's Birthday and Haru is broke and needs to make some money… so he joins the Got Milk commercial… in order… to fulfill his destiny… and buy Tohru a present… using that money… While Shigure does what he always does, tries seeing bouncing boobs in swimming suits out his window…
White Haru: I hope I can find some money!
Black Haru: Yes we needs to find the precious!
White: Yeah we must find the one ring and sell it on e-bay!
Black Haru: No you stupid dumbass, we must find the precious…
White Haru: You mean Tohru?
Black Haru: Yes you stupid imbecile…
White Haru: This is really boring me…
Black Haru: What? Talking to your own imagination?
White Haru: Hell yeah…
Haru looks around his room…
Haru: What should I sell… not the T.V…? Not the bed… not the chair… not my deodorant that prevents my awful cow smelliness…
Haru decides to go watch some T.V. to get some Ideas…
Haru: That's it…. GOT MILK! I can join the commercial and get money! Come on Momiji!
Momiji: Why do I have to go? I've already got money…
Haru: Fine stay here, but don't tell Ms. Honda anything.
Momiji: Okay
Haru leaves in a hurry to the milk company…
Haru: Finally!
Haru steps inside the room, and someone greets him.
Manager: Hello! Are you here for the commercial?
Haru: Yeah, I need to make some big bucks…
Manager: I see… Well you don't need any make-up because you already look like a cow… So let's just start now…
Haru: Okay…
Director comes in
Director: First of all I want you too sit down on the bench and say MOOO, and then I want you to act like a cow.
Haru: I guess that will be easy…
Haru does a mooo, and then acts like a cow… while feeling very foolish.
Director: Now I want you to pout this cow costume on, after a break.
Haru: Uh, okay.
Haru takes the suit and goes outside to take a breath... but the Tohru comes.
Tohru: Oh hi Haru!
Haru starts sweating and thinking: Did Momiji tell her anything?
Tohru: What are you doing? And why are you holding a cow suit?
Haru: It's nothing; I'm just getting ready for Halloween.
Tohru: Haru, Halloween comes in 7 months…
Haru: Well… Uhhh
Tohru hugs Haru and forgets about the curse thingy
Tohru: Sorry Haru!
Haru: That's okay… you can leave now… by.
Cow Haru puts the suit back in the bag, then Tohru leaves and the director comes outside
Director: Breaks over! Wow! You look real… real good in that costume!
Cow Haru: Thanks …
Director: Wow! Even it has realistic mouth action! I need to get my kids one of those!
Cow Haru: Can we start now…
Director: Sure…
They both go back inside
4 hours later…
Director: Well we are done for today, you can take the costume of now…
Cow Haru: I will later… can I have my pay?
Director: As soon as you take of your cow costume…
Cow Haru: How 'bout you put the money in my bag…
Director: Fine… good day…
Cow Haru: Yeah you too…
Cow Haru then trots like a cow dragging his belongings…
Director: That is one weird gentleman…
Cow Haru goes back to the house…
Cow Haru: FINALLY I CAN CHANGE BACK!
Momiji: How was it!
Cow Haru: It was terrible, but now that I got the money I don't need to go anymore… I think…
Cow Haru changes back… and puts his clothes on…
Haru: I got a lot of money… just enough to buy Ms. Honda a ring to marry me.
Momiji: Don't ya think that's a bit too messed up… Trying to marry young Ms. Honda…..
Haru: Who cares…
Kyo comes in
Kyo: I HEARD WHAT YOUR SAYING AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MARRY HER WITHOUT DAMN FIGHT COW NIPPLES!
Haru: FINE FURR BALL!
…Long period of pain… more fighting… even more fighting…
Tohru comes in…
Momiji: Tohru it's terrible! They are fighting over you!
Tohru: Excuse me?
Tohru listens to Haru and Kyo Fight…
Kyo: COME ON YA HAVE 4 NIPPLES AND CAN SHOOT MILK AT ME, NOW THAT'S IN-HUMAN!
Haru: GO TO HELL, WHAT'S IN-HUMAN IS YOUR DESTINY! YOU'RE NOT EVEN HUMAN!
Kyo: WELL AT LEAST I CAN RIP YOU TO SHREDS!
Tohru goes back outside in a 'rewind' fashion…
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Shigure's room…
Shigure spies from his window… like always…
Shigure: Make them wobble a just a bit more… ah that's nice…
He listens to the playful noises outside….
Ayame: BOO!
Shigure: Holy Sh-t what are you doing Ayame…… with your shirt of…
Ayame: I'm just insane that's why… Time to moon Ms. Honda, cya later!
Ayame leaves with Shigure Really Puzzled
Shigure: I really need to be out there with those sexy vixens...
Inuyasha: What did you call Kagome!
Shigure: Sorry… got carried away…
Inuyasha: And what are you looking at!
Shigure stutters…
Shigure: Look for yourself…
Inuyasha looks out the window…
Inuyasha: This is insanely nice! Move that butt Kagome! I love Bikini's! Makes my dog senses tingle!
Sessho-Maru stares at them…
Sesshy: How many times do I have to tell you brother, NO BIKINI'S!
Inuyasha: Please!
Sesshy: NO!
Inuyasha: Just look out and see what you're missing…
Sesshy looks out…
Sesshy: Amazing…. Such strange human, yet nice feminine species… I have been missing such greatness… I need some alcoholic beverages…
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The End… Reveiws… Woot!... I'm friken bored… OMFG……..