Voodoo Dolls and Crazy Ayame!
Rated T for: Pervertedness, Craziness, and Randomness……
One day Shigure-San looked out the window, and saw a bunch of sexy ladies in their bikinis. So he went out there and said "hello I'm going to take my clothes off" And so he did. I was going to make this part the beginning of the story, but come on... that part would have really made the story messed up and perverted! I hope this chapter isn't too perverted... If it is just tell me.
The Real Story
Tohru: Shigure, what are you doing?
Shigure keeps staring out the window like a raging alcoholic
Tohru stutters and steps close to the edge of the door
Half-Demon Inuyasha: IF I DON'T GET TO SEE HOT KAGOME N A TIGHT BIKINI I'M GUNNA SCREAM!
Sesshomaru: You're already screaming…
Shigure stares at the half demon
Shigure: I really should of got you "non-alcohol-alcohol" Inuyasha
Half-Demon Inuyasha: I WANT BIKINIS!
Inuyasha stares at Tohru with a creepy-insane-raging-alcoholic-look…
Tohru runs away
Tohru: Never mind!
Tohru then leaves…
Sesshomaru: Inuyasha please shut the hell up! We could of got her to put on a bikini or something…
Half-Demon Inuyasha: GOD DAMMIT WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!
Shigure whispers to Sesshomaru…
Shigure: We really need him to get used to this stuff before he rips are asses apart…
Sesshomaru: Well that's you're damn fault!
Inuyasha starts playing with the voodoo dolls in a violent manner…
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Miroku's peaceful and soon to be interrupted hiking trip on a beautiful mountain close to a pit from hell…
Miroku thinks about Sango as she walks by him
Miroku: I was thinking we could have a little chat… I'm really bored.
Sango: I'll talk to you… as long as it doesn't involve you trying to be heroic in front of me! I can't believe you let that demon get away! We almost had the Shikon Jewel!
Miroku: It doesn't involve heroic stuff; I just want to see if you would-
Miroku falls on the ground
Miroku: STOP RAPING ME!
Sango: EXCUSE ME! You better stop being a pervert before I rip your head off!
Miroku: NO IM NOT TALKING TO YOU! THERE IS A GHOST ON MY BACK AND ITS DOING SOMETHING... LIKE TRYING TO KILL ME!
Sango: YOU ARE REALLY MAKING THIS TRIP WEIRD, SO STOP! AND SHIPPO TURN AROUND!
Shippo: Sorry… this is scary… make it stop Sango!
Shippo starts crying
Sango: Miroku stop it dammit! You are making Shippo cry!
Miroku: I CAN'T! THIS GAY GHOST WON'T GET OFF MY BACK! AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY!
Miroku Falls off the edge of the cliff
Sango: At least it stopped...
Shippo jumps out of his basket and starts break dancing
Shippo: What the f-ck! I can't control myself!
Sango: Damn! Those are some nice moves! What do you wnt me to do?
Shippo does the robot
Shippo: Domo arigato Mr. Roboto… Go to hell Mr. Roboto… We've been waiting for you Ms. Sango… I LIKE DUCKS!... SANGO HELP ME!
Sango: This is f-cking scary…
Shippo jumps off the edge
Sango: Omfg… What am I going to do now!
Sango lights on fire
Sango: This is major bull-sh-t…
Sango jumps off the edge of the cliff…
Kirara wakes up and finds everyone gone…
Kirara: -bark-bark-meow-meow-
Translation: What the hell, where did everyone go
Kirara starts floating and does many flips continuously and stays there for a few minutes…
Kirara: BARK-BARK-MEOW-MEOW-!
Translation: YOU STUPID BASTARDS! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED WHEN I WAS ASLEEP?
Kirara then floats her way to the edge of the cliff… and falls like the others...
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Back at Shigure's room
Shigure: I may be very drunk right now, but why are you touching my voodoo plushies!
Half-Demon Inuyasha: WHAT?
Shigure: WHY DID YOU BURN THE SANGO ONE… AND WHY DID YOU THROW ALL OF THEM OUT THE WINDOW!
Inuyasha: I WAS HAVING FUN YOU BASTARD!
Shigure: ANSWER ME YOU-
Sesshomaru: I think you should come down Shigure before he rips your balls off and eats them.
Inuyasha gets distracted by hearing girls outside the window...
Inuyasha: THE GIRLS ARE PLAYING OUTSIDE… IN THERE BIKINIS! WOOT!
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At the shopping mall…
Haru: ARE YOU EVER GOING TO DIE!
Kyo: YEA, WHEN I'M 100! BUT YOU ARE GOING TO DIE FIRST, BY ME!
Haru: YOU SUCK AT TOUGH TALK YA INHUMAN MONSTER!
Kyo: I ALREADY TOLD YOU ABOUT A MILLION TIMES, I'M NOT A MONSTER!
Kyo smacks him in the face
Haru: WELL I TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES, I DON'T HAVE 4 NIPPLES!
Haru kicks him in the stomach
Kyo: FINE YOU HAVE 4 BREASTS! LET'S JUST LEAVE IT AS THAT!
Kyo knocks Haru down
Haru: I DON'T HAVE FOUR BREASTS! THE PROBLEM YOU HAVE IS YOUR DEMONIC BUNNY FORM! NOW THAT'S SCARY!
Haru smacks Kyo through the wall and into Shigure's room
Shigure: What the hell!
Haru and Kyo both look at the strange things they see...
Kyo: Inuyasha looks evil and has his shirt off… Shigure looks drunk…
Haru: Sesshomaru looks drunk too… and there's banging coming from inside of the closet.
Everyone looks at each other slowly as if reading each others mind…
Kyo bust the door open and finds Ayame in there with his shirt off… again…
Everyone: What the hell!
Ayame: Hatori locked me up in here because I was talking to him how nice it would be if Ritsu and I could get together some time…
Kyo quickly shuts the door with everyone else helping him push
Half-Demon Inuyasha: Now that dude is f-cking scary…
Shigure: How did Hatori put Ayame in there?
Haru: Ayame probably hugged a pole causing him to turn into a snake… and then Hatori threw him… that's just my guess.
Sesshomaru: He's a homo?
Shigure: No he's bi… and he's very scary.
Yuki comes in
Yuki: Where's Ayame! That woman is going to die!
Shigure: What did he do?
Yuki: He… He mooned Ms. Honda!
Kyo and Haru: WHAT!
Haru: This day has been so f-cked up! I can't get to my life goal because of all of this! I'll kill him myself!
Yuki: No I'll do it!
Yuki opens the door but finds nothing so he starts searching
Yuki: SHIGURE! Why is there underwear in here with Tohru's name on it!
Shigure starts turning red…
Shigure: It's a ummm…. a long… story… you see, I was desperate… and-
Yuki: THERE WILL BE BLOOD SPILLED ON THE FLOOR TONIGHT!
Shigure: Really!
Yuki: No...
Yuki continues looking…
Yuki: I finally found you!
Ayame: I'm innocent!
Yuki starts beating the living crap out of Ayame
Yuki: I kicked you in the balls 17 times! Why are you not screaming!
Ayame: Uhhh... well...
Akito opens the door
Akito: I'm tired of this! Everyone will leave Ayame alone! Ayame get the hell out of this house now! You too Ritsu!
Ritsu gets out from the other closet
Shigure: How the hell did they get in there!
Akito: Shut Up Shigure… Now I don't want anymore Bi's or Homo's in this house, do you all understand! And I want you guys to stop drinking alcohol… you guys have been doing that for 2 days straight!
Akito leaves the room…
Sesshomaru: Is she a lesbian?
Kyo: He's a girl? Wtf!
Half-Demon Inuyasha: Do you two want to join us and drink, and watch bikinis... because I would... screw him and his rules!
Shigure: He's... I mean she's a lesbian!
Sesshomaru still looks puzzled with his mouth opened...
Haru: No thanks, but Kyo can and continue being a jackass… I wonder what a demonic bunny that's high would look like…
Kyo: Hmmmm, I wonder what it would look like to see a drunken man with four breasts!
Haru: You're really pissing me off!
Haru turns into Black Haru… but then Tohru comes in
Tohru: Hey Haru, Momiji said that you wanted to marry me… but I'm sorry.
She kisses Haru on the cheek
Tohru: I sorta like someone else…
Kyo: YES! I STILL HAVE A CHANCE!
Tohru: And that someone else is not you Kyo… because if I married you I would get my limbs ripped of from your murderous girlfriend.
Kyo: God dammit! I have to have kids with Kagura? I guess I could, but I would get my arms ripped up and my body torn apart in the process…
Toheu: You wouldn't be able to have kids with me any ways... I'm not the type of person who goes for beastiality porn.
Inuyasha: You don't! Now I can't have kids with you either..
Sesshomaru: You are a half demon-dog... not half dog...
Inuyasha: Well... I'm bored and want to see a chick in booty shorts...
Tohru runs away
Sesshomaru: God dammit Inuyasha you did it again!
Inuyasha: I guess I don't have a way with girls like her… but I do with Kagome… hehehe…
Inuyasha stares out the window again
Black Haru: Well… what a day… full of bull.
Kyo: We both lost…
Black Haru: I'm still going to try to hit on her!
Kyo: You're a really stupid friend cow nipples…
Black Haru screams
Black Haru: WHEN WILL YOU STOP!
He suddenly turns into a cow
Black Haru: How did I turn into a cow?
Kyo: Something probably hugged you…
Black Haru: What do you mean!
Kyo looks down at Haru's cow ankles…
Kyo: HOLY CRAP! IT'S AYAME!
Black Haru: AHHH!
Ayame: Goats make me horny!
Black Haru: I'M NOT A GOAT!
Black Haru runs away and throws Ayame to the wall … still trying to marry Tohru… and still trying to buy her a gift with that money…
Kyo: NO! TOHRU IS MINE NOT YOURS!
Kagura comes in
Kagura: YOU ARE MINE KYO!
Kyo: Crap!
-insane pain…. It can't be explained from the normal human eye…-
Ritsu: Who said I was gay! Who the hell is Ayame... I am a cross dresser... I could be working for the FBI as a secret agent... you guys really are stupid! You don't know anything about me!
Shigure: You're an FBI agent!
Ritsu: No that was just a made-up excuse...
Ritsu leaves...
Snake/Ayame: Wait for me Ritsu!
Ritsu: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Ritsu runs away... when suddenly Elmo comes in
Elmo: What the hell is beastiality porn?
I'M STILL SOOOOO BORED! MAKE IT STOP!
Woot! Woot! Woot! I Hope it was a good chapter for you all!
Reveiw and tell me if I should cut down the pervertedness and put a little more happy humor, you decide!
I Like Chocolate! o.O … You have been warned!