A Rocking Romance
Great... just what I wanted to have happen.
Danny thought miserably to himself. Ember has just shown up. He was too busy dealing with Starfire that he didn't notice his ghost sense while getting away from her.
Starfire didn't know who this is, but she already knew that she is not here to be friends
She frowned as she got up.
"Whom are you, and why did you attack me?!" Starfire shouted.
"Geez, don't tell me you forgot already, alien freak?! I told you the last time that you'd have some competition!" Ember said.
Great, I have to hide from one hot but crazy girl and fight another one... Danny thought with worry before turning to Starfire.
"Starfire, Ember is my enemy, I'll handle her, you stay safe..." Danny said, not wanting her to get hurt.
Ember smirked as she hovered closer to Danny.
"You want to spend time with me? I'm flattered. Took you long enough!" She said with arms crossed.
Danny rose a brow.
"Uh… what?"
"Duh, Baby Pop!" She shouted. "I came to get rid of this alien so I can have you all to myself!"
A pause.
"What?" He asked flatly.
Ember smirked again.
"I never said you weren't cute. After seeing you two be so cozy, I decided I should just make you mine."
Danny still couldn't believe what he just heard from Ember.
She actually has a thing for him... or it's one of her twisted games.
However, he noticed something that actually terrified him. Moreso than most of what he's ever had to deal with.
He saw Starfire... and she didn't look happy. Scratch that, she looks absolutely FURIOUS who Ember still looked at her smugly.
"YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY DARLING!" Starfire roared, her eyes glowing in rage and jealousy.
"Aw, is someone here feeling a little jealous, worried that the dipstick might actually want a real woman?" Ember mocked.
"Ember... If by the extremely off chance this isn't some twisted mind game and you actually mean what you are saying... I'm flattered but we are enemies. Starfire, memory or not, is still my girlfriend. Also, you're kind of evil... so I'm flattered but I'm saying no." Danny said in a simple tone.
Ember scoffed. "What makes you think I care if you're taken right now? I came to steal you."
Danny glared at her. His fists began glowing.
"You'll have to leave… now!"
"Nope." She said with a smile and her hands at her hips.
She then used her guitar to send a fist blast, striking Danny.
"Ah!" Danny shouted as he was sent flying.
"Danny!" Starfire shouted in horror.
"I knew you'd fall for me!" Ember joked before a mocking laugh.
Starfire turned to anger, her anger getting worse and worse, somewhat due to the ghostly energy and also due to the fact that her enemy just hurt her beloved.
"You will pay for that!" Starfire shouted in rage, her eyes glowing.
"Sorry, not sorry. Later Red, I got a man to catch..." Ember said before she flew in the direction when she sent Danny.
Starfire growled in anger as she flew in that same direction.
To both help her darling Danny and give this grimplork a piece of her mind.
"Ow!" Danny groaned as he got up.
"If that's her way of saying she likes me, what's the difference in staying enemies?" Danny muttered.
He noticed that Ember's blast sent him deeper into the woods.
Once he regained his senses, he got up.
Great, I have another admirer.
"Oh man, Starfire is still moody and Embet likes me...yeah, this is not good..." Danny muttered to himself.
He decided that he needed to think of a strategy, so he became invisible, not wanting either girl to get the drop on him.
That's when a pair of hands covered his eyes.
He gasped.
Please be Starfire… please be Starfire… please be…
"Starfire?" He asked.
"Nope, you're getting warmer… someone hotter… pun very intended." The rocker's voice said.
"Ember?!" Danny asked with concern.
Ember let go and put on a fake pondering stance.
"Mmm… maybe?"
Once Danny turned around, Ember made her move. One she's wanted to do for a while.
She grabbed him by the sides of his head and pulled him in, planting a big kiss on his lips.
MUAH!
Ember flew off, laughing mockingly at how Danny failed to react in time. Danny just froze there, trying to comprehend what just happened before it hit him.
Danny gritted his teeth for what she just did. After all, he's in a relationship. So, he followed her. Ember used intangibility to phase into the ground. Danny landed where she went and phased the upper half of his body to look below ground as he got on his knees.
"Where did you go, McLain?!"
He failed to notice in time Ember was right in front of him, looking at him with interest.
"Here."
They were both intangible, so she took advantage of it and grabbed both sides of his head and kissed him on the lips again.
MUAH!
Once Danny snapped out of his shock, he immediately got up and tried wiping Ember's kiss off of him.
Sure, evil or not, Ember is hot but he is still dating Starfire. Besides, if there is one thing Danny can't stand is a girl with no respect for boundaries.
That's when a pair of arms came up from behind and wrapped around him.
"Danny! You are here and not eloping with that blue-haired grimplork!" Starfire said as she hugged him tightly.
"Actually… she's beneath us." Danny explained while trying to breathe.
"Indeed!" Starfire said. "She is not worthy of your time!"
"No, I mean she's literally beneath us." Danny clarified as he pointed down.
Starfire let go and glared at the ground.
"STAY AWAY FROM MY BELOVED DANNY, FIEND!"
Starfire blasted with her optic lasers at the ground, creating a large hole like a small meteorite collided.
Danny just froze there, watching this.
If I wasn't slightly afraid… this would be totally hot.
That's when Ember rose from behind them and struck a guitar string to get their attention.
"Three's a crowd!" She said as she fired a wave of energy that knocked both of them down. She sent a wink to Danny. "Come get me, Baby Pop."
She flew off, causing an angered Danny to follow her.
However, he's grabbed by the foot by Starfire.
"Danny! Do not go! She may attempt another of the seduction technique!" She said.
Danny, despite the scenario, gave her a comforting smile and phased out of her hand.
"It's cool. Ember might be attractive, but you're my girlfriend."
Starfire gasped happily and appeared to faint as though she were an anime character.
Danny sighed a bit, but went along with his plan and flied after Ember.
Ember was standing in front of a boulder, leaning on it with one hand while the other was on her waist.
"Come and get some, Lover Boy!"
She went intangible and took a step back and phased through the boulder.
Danny landed and was about to follow her, but smiled.
"I always come prepared…" He pulled out his Fenton Thermos and, while holding it behind his back, aimed a fist at the large rock. "Come out, you KISS fangirl!"
Ember phased her head out from the ground behind him. She smirked as she used her power to phase a regular thermos, which she stole earlier, and placed it where his own thermos was, replacing it as she took the hero's with her as she returned to the ground.
Then she rose in front of Danny with a seductive smile.
"Flattery will get you anywhere with me…" Ember said.
Danny took the lid off of what he thought was his thermos and aimed at Ember, only for what looked like coffee falling out, much to his surprise.
"Huh?" Ember phased back into the ground, while Danny looked into the thermos. "What just happened?"
That's when his own thermos appeared on the ground, phased from the ground.
Danny bent down and reached for it.
Then Ember flew up from the ground and wrapped around his shoulders with her arms and gave him a deep kiss that involved dipping him a bit.
MUAH!
"Gotcha, Baby Pop!"
Ember flew off as Danny wiped his mouth again before following her.
However, as he followed her, something came out of the tree he was about to pass and kissed him lightly on the lips.
It's Starfire.
"Danny!" She said after kissing him, making him fly back a bit. "I saw her steal a kiss! I must remind you of how my lips feel!"
She was about to kiss him again, but Danny moved back again.
"T-That's okay!" Danny said, panicking a bit. "I won't magically fall in love with her! I swear!"
Ember was overhearing him and silently cursed that he was right. Her guitar made him fall for his friend, but there has to be some level of interest. Right now, he's not interested in her.
That doesn't mean she can't have more fun. She knew how she'd have fun right now.
"Yo!" She said as she flew out of the trees and stuck her guitar again. She fired a ghostly fist. "Move aside, Red!"
The first was dodged by the alien girl, who then flew to her foe.
"Face my wrath, sinister songstress!" She shouted.
Ember had an evil smirk on her face.
"I just had idea, let's share him. It'll be me in your body!"
Ember turned intangible and flew into Starfire.
However, her alien biology made it so the ghostly diva was ejected out instantly.
"Your evil is no match for my love!" Starfire declared in a proud manner.
Since Starfire is a Tamaranean, Ember can't overshadow her, so that's out. But that doesn't mean she doesn't have other tricks up her sleeve.
"Hey Red, wanna hear my new album...it's called seeing Stars!" Ember said as she sent another attack.
Starfire dodged and glared at her.
"I assure you, the only stars I plan to see are the ones in the evening sky, with my Danny once you are dealt with..." Starfire retorted.
"We'll see about that..."
Ember swung her guitar, Starfire threw a fist.
All the while, Danny stared at their battle, both out of concern and because he couldn't help but watch.
"Part of me really wants to keep watching, since it's kind of a fantasy for two hot girls fighting over me. The other part, however, really wants the one who is still technically my girlfriend to win, so I should help her out."
Ember swung her guitar again, knocking Starfire into the ground.
"Looks like I win, Space Oddity!" Ember shouted victoriously as she readied her guitar and flew down.
"Hey Ember!" Danny caught her attention, causing her to stop and look, seeing her was aiming his thermos as her. "Consider this an "I'm taken"!"
Before getting hit with its blast, Ember gave an amused smirk.
Playing hard to get? I like it… Next time, Baby Pop…
Danny wasted no time in sucking Ember in the thermos, thus ending the battle.
"Man, that was too close..." Danny muttered, happy to have that headache over with. He then noticed that Starfire is still on the ground and his natural concern was working right now. "Starfire! Are you, okay?" Danny said as he went to her, worried if she got hurt by Ember during the fight.
He couldn't stand the thought of anything bad happening to her under his watch.
He couldn't stand the thought of anything bad happening to her, period.
Starfire turned to him and Danny was relieved to see that she didn't look hurt
However, that went away when she smiled in the crazy way.
"MY DARLING! YOU DO LOVE ME!" Starfire shouted in flew.
"WHOA! STARFIRE!" Danny soon found his cheek being nuzzled by hers yet again.
"Oh, my darling! You protect me from that awful grimplork who wanted to steal you from me!" Starfire said as she gave him a bone crushing hug.
Danny groaned. "No...problem..." He managed to let out, despite her crushing him a bit
Suddenly, Starfire spun him and scooped him up bridal style and was now gazing lovingly in his terrified green eyes.
"Now... let us go back to our loving contact of the kissing, shall we!" Starfire said as she started kissing him all over his face and lips.
MUAH!
MUAH!
MUAH!
Oh boy… He thought in his head miserably, unable to enjoy how good this should feel.
"Now that singing fiend is gone, maybe we can discuss more about our marriage..." Starfire said and Danny's eyes widen.
"You're still on that?!" Danny shouted in horror, only to choke a bit with how hard she is hugging him, not that she noticed his discomfort. "Can we please change the subject?!"
"Oh, why are you still so shy? We will be so happy together!" Starfire said as she continued to squeeze the living daylights out of him, while Danny continued to squirm. "We have so many arrangements to make, as well as deciding in which world we should live in, but for now... let us just continue with our embrace!" Starfire said as she tried to kiss him again, only for Danny to phase out of her grasp.
"Not again!" Danny shouted as he immediately took to the skies.
Unlike most times, Starfire just stood there for a few moments, just watching him fly away with a smitten look on her face.
"I just love that man..." Starfire sighed romantically, before flying after her beloved.
The start of yet another lover's chase.
Unfortunately for Danny, the next one to attack them isn't jealous of their romance.
I forgot to mention this in the last chapter, but FlowerPrincess11 aided me with these two recent ones.
I needed to do a short chapter to make time for other stuff I'm doing.
Can you tell Ember's kissing is based more on Bugs Bunny kissing Elmer Fudd?
But who are we gonna get next time?
