Disclaimer: Ok, I know this story is a little weird and had completely trailed off from Inuyasha (Which we do not own. I tried to claim them once but the big scary men in black suits came and tried to put me in a big cement room with lots of bars instead of doors. I ran and screamed.) but I swear that Inuyasha does have a big part in this story. It just might take a while for us to figure out how. I mean you to figure out how. Haha.
SWE: CHICKEN FLAVORED NOODLES DAMN YOU! JUST MAKE SOME NOODLES!
TCC: NO! NO NOODLES! NO CHICKEN FLAVORED NOODLES EITHER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SWE: YESSSSS. YESSSSSSS, you want chicken ramen! YOU WANT CHICKEN RAMEN!
TCC: No chicken ramen. No chicken ramen. TES! HELP!
TES: Why should I help you? You didn't try to help me kill the evil SWE-monster.
TCC: It's not my fault
TES: Sure it wasn't. That's what they all say.
TCC: SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY! It's not my fault I don't want to become a murderer! SO HA!
TES: Non-murderers are not aloud here. Everyone wants to kill someone.
ADMIT YOU WANT TO KILL SWE TOOOOOOOOOO.
TCC: Anger management MUCH!
TES: I don't need anger management! 'Starts mutter to myself'
Calm...Calm...Go back to the land of the ponies...
TCC: Land of ponies my butt! ANGER MANAGEMENT!
TES: Ignore her...Ignore...Ponies...Butterflies...Pretty things...No
Don't think of knives...No sharp pointy things...No killing, killing bad.
SWE: Whispers to TES, "Yesssss sharp pointy objects, you want to stab TCC.
Yesssss kill her. Make her bleeeeeeeeeeed! You want blooooooooddddd.
TES: Hehehehe I like pointy things
SWE: 'Hands TES a knife'
TES: 'Takes knife and turns around and stabs SWE'
TCC: 'Turns to speak with readers.' If you are squeamish or you get upset easily, leave now or forever hold your peace. 'Turns and talks to TES.' Yes. Kill her! KILL HER! 'This is my little Inuyasha moment. So if you'll excuse me.' TES! KILL HER ALREADY DAMMIT!
TES: Yes blood...Lots of blood...Hehehe. Blooooood.
TCC: KILL! KILL! 'Ahem. I'm not a violent person. I'm just tired and HYPER!'
TES: Yes you are
TCC: I am what?
TES: 'Goes really close to TCC and says' Violent 'and now I go on one of
my Altoid induced frenzy's' I AM A STRAWBERRY!
TCC: I AM NOT VIOLENT! 'Stabs TES' I AM THE STRAWBERRY! You don't have
any oactchaminnowas! MUAHAHAHA!
TES: You think you're a strawberry? Have you been painting in enclosed spaces again?
TCC: No I have been staining my box. I HAVE A DREAM!
TES: Uh huh, would this dream consist of strawberries eating your shoes?
TCC: Strawberries? Eating shoes? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY WORST
NIGHTMARE!
TES: What about the one with you eating the pickle and then your on a flower and a bee attacks you?
TCC: Naw. I think the one where I'm a cow and I'm going to be taken to get slaughtered and then I end up making out with a ... CHICKEN!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
TCC's Notes: Yeah. I know this story is completely random and stupid but bear with us. Uh me. I'm trying to get the group together to finish the third chapter but that might take a while. There is a point to this story… I think.