When Past Meets Present

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

Chapter 1: Insanity Or Simply A Crush? Part II

A/N: I'm going to just add part two to be fair to everyone.

Usagi stepped a few paces back and bumped into a fearful looking Ren. Usagi gulped and backed up as far as she could.

Shikamaru: How troublesome, these girls are afraid of us…

Normally Usagi would have yelled that they were totally justified to be scared and Ren would have argued that the guys were being more troublesome. But the girls could see weapons and they could also see that the guys were very sculpted and could easily beat them in a fight so both girls kept their mouths shut.

Neji: We are from Konoha village and Hokage Tsunade has assigned us, to watch over you girls.

Usagi: …

Ren:…

Shikamaru: How troublesome, you don't believe us?

Usagi: (Quietly) Obviously not…

Neji: What is it that is making you girls so distrustful of us?

Ren: (REALLY softly) here in Tokyo, it isn't exactly safe to be alone with men.

Shikamaru: So you girls don't fight much do you?

Usagi: (Still Softly) If by fighting you mean beating a brother upside the head with brass knuckles then yes, we do fight a lot

Ren: (Tiny Smile) or if you mean blasting any fella that gets too fresh with maximum strength mace

Neji: Brass knuckle? Mace? What is all this stuff? I don't understand what you girls are talking about…

Usagi: (Slightly Annoyed) Do you even know what our names are?

Shikamaru: How troublesome, girls are always so defensive. You are obviously Usagi and YOU are obviously Ren.

Ren: I'm not defensive, I simply don't like some random guy trespassing, and making up some lame story and then acting like girls are under him.

Shikamaru: Heh, most nights I do get girls under me…(Remember they are 17 years old!)

Usagi: How vulgar, boys are such pervs.

Neji: You shouldn't let one man's actions influence your opinion of men in general

Usagi: Aren't we getting off topic here, first, why are you in here again? Second, when are you going to get out of here? And third do you really think you can beat me in a battle of wits?

Neji: First, we are here because we are from 'The Past' village of Konoha, we are on a mission assigned by our Hokage to watch over you girls, kind of like a personal body guard, we don't know the details about our mission though because it is better that we only know what is relevant to us. Second, we are 'going to get out of here' when we find the people who are trying to get you girls killed, and third, yes I do think I can beat you in a battle of wits.

This got Usagi's naturally hotheaded and argumentative personality started and she began to argue with Neji. Ren was watching the whole thing nervously, she hated conflict and arguments, mostly because they stressed her out and disturbed the peace. She dared herself to look over at Shikamaru, he was watching the scene with boredom and disdain, and he looked pretty cute while doing that. Ren felt her face grow hot when he spotted her staring out of the corner of his eye. Shikamaru smirked and thought to himself…

Shikamaru: What a troublesome girl…humph pretty cute though, she could probably compete with some of the girls back in Konoha in terms of looks…I think I'm going to keep an eye on this one…So…Ren is it? How are you feeling about all this?

Ren: How do you think I feel? My best friend is arguing with a possible serial killer, there are two strange teenage guys in a young girls bedroom, and Usagi's parents are coming home any minute…uh oh, they are coming home!

Ren ran over to Usagi and started to shake the poor girl, her parent's disapproved of dating and if they saw the girls standing near guys or anything like that they would lecture for hours about teen pregnancy and other stuff like that.

Usagi: Ren! Stop! You are going to give me brain damage, what is with you shaking a girl like that? You are acting like you are about to be killed…you didn't say anything to that guy right there to make him want to kill you did you?

Ren: No! But your parents are coming home soon and there are two strange guys in our room!

Usagi: Fuck! I totally forgot!

Suddenly both girls heard a sound they really didn't want to hear. It was of Usagi's parents pulling up to the driveway.

Ren: Dammit! Uhh okay you guys get out the way you came! I don't care if you came through the bottoms of my socks just get out! Or the people who want to kill us, are going to be her parents.

Shikamaru: How troublesome, we came through a portal and it's closed up right now…

Ren: Dude! You can't stay here! You have to get out!

Shikamaru: There isn't much we can do about it now…

Ren: I don't care! I'll push you out of the window if I have to!

Usagi: Calm down, mom and dad might not come in here.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door and they heard the sound of Usagi's mom.

Usagi: Shit! Okay I have an idea…

Usagi's mom opened the door and walked in, the room was the same as usual a bit messy but that wasn't unusual. The girls had stuffed both guys into the closet, the closet doors were slotted like the doors to some dressing rooms, you can see what's going on outside but they can't see you inside.

Usagi's Mom: Girls, while I was out shopping I found two beautiful dresses that you girls can wear to the party! Don't worry they aren't matching you girls are getting too old for that!

Usagi's mom took out two dresses that were very…for older type girls, they were low cut and tight fitting, but they were what were in style.

Usagi's Mom: Try it on for me girls.

Usagi: Uh now? (Shifty Eyes)

Usagi's Mom: Yes! What are you afraid of? It's not like there are people who can see you change…

Ren: But Ma'am, we would much rather try them on at a more convenient time…

Usagi's Mom: Psh! Try them on now so I can know if I should get a bigger size…

Meanwhile the guys loved this!

Shikamaru: (Whispers) How troublesome, why won't the girls just listen to their mom and change into those dresses…

Neji: (Whispers) Usagi was right you are vulgar.

Shikamaru: And as if you wouldn't want a peek of two girls getting changed?

Neji: You sound like a perv when you say that, did you know that?

Shikamaru: You're homo are you?

Neji: (Sputter) W-what? Where would you get a stupid idea like that, I dated Sakura, one of the hottest girls in Konoha (they broke up by the way).

Shikamaru: No straight man would deny wanting to see two hot girls get changed…

Neji: Fine, I do want to see a little bit, but not as much as you!

Usagi: Mom, I really don't feel like trying on this dress right now.

Usagi's Mom: Suit yourself, but try it on when you have time.

Usagi's mom finally went back outside and Usagi closed and locked the door after her. While Ren went over to the closet and opened it and both guys came crashing down and who else to land right on top of her but Shikamaru.

Ren: Hey! Get off of me…what's your name again?

Shikamaru: Shikamaru

Ren: Ok Shikamaru get offa me! You're like smothering me.

Usagi: Ignore her mean attitude, she likes the male attention.

Ren flushed a deep red, partly because she was pissed that Usagi would say something like that, and partly because it was kind of true.

Ren: Well, FYI …uh…what's his name?

Shikamaru: Neji…

Ren: Yeah, FYI Neji, Usagi only argues with guys who she likes…(wink)

Usagi: What? Don't believe her! She is delirious!

But it was too late, Usagi also became flushed and it became obvious to everyone that she was grasping at straws to defend herself. Ren was the first to recover from her crush blush, so she turned to the guys, making sure to not look directly Shikamaru.

Ren: You guys should really go home…

Usagi: Yeah, but be careful, if you weren't raised in Tokyo things are going to be tough for you guys.

Neji: Alright, thanks for the advice…

Shikamaru: We'll be back tomorrow…

Ren: What? B-but

Usagi: Huh?

A/N: Done! Haha, no haters, haters will be cussed out by me to the fullest extent of my vocabulary, but nice people are safe!