When Past Meets Present

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

Chapter 3: New Competition

A/N: Another installment of my crappy ass story, enjoy! Also this is going to be a Sakura/Ino hater story as well, so if you don't like that then leave, don't flame, just leave.

The pink haired girl climbed out of the portal and glared at Usagi and Neji while the blonde girl was looking around the house probably for Shikamaru.

Usagi: Who are you?

Pink Haired Girl: Haruno Sakura. Who are you?

Usagi: Usagi…

Sakura: Maybe I should have asked what are you doing with my ex-boyfriend?

Usagi: Nothing.

Sakura: Right…Neji what is up with you? You know that you shouldn't be making a move on your client.

Neji: I wasn't making a move on anyone. Why don't you just—?

Ino: Where the hell is Shikamaru?

Neji: I don't know…

Ino: Hey, red, where's Shikamaru?

Usagi: Whoa, that's one crazy chick…he's in the game room with Ren.

Ino: Is Ren a GIRL?

Usagi: That's what it says on her birth certificate…

Ino: GRR! SHIKAMARU!

Meanwhile Shikamaru and Ren were totally oblivious to what was going on outside, Ren had challenged Shikamaru to a game of Mario Kart. Except he kept on winning. Ren was about to challenge him to yet another rematch when Ino ran into the room yelling and screaming.

Ino: Shikamaru! What are you doing?

Shikamaru: Playing a game…

Ino: As if? You expect me to believe that all you're doing is playing a game, when you are alone with a girl in the middle of the night?

Shikamaru: How troublesome…how did you get here anyway?

Ino: We bribed people around town and we were able to get your portal opened up once again.

Shikamaru: Why?

Ino: We heard that you were going to be watching over girls and since we don't know how slutty future girls are we decided to go and see for ourselves.

Ren: Uh can I get a word in?

Ino: No.

Ren: …

Ino: (Glare)

Ren: (Shifty Eyes) Well ahem if you're scared that I'll take your boyfriend then don't worry I don't go for taken men.

Shikamaru: She's not my girlfriend, she's just troublesome…

Ino: Humph.

Ren: Uh who are you?

Ino: I'm Ino, not that it matters…

Ren: Well uh Ino…could you please leave? (Please?)

Ino: Haha, you're not getting rid of me that easily…?

Shikamaru: Her name's Ren.

Ino: You're not getting rid of me so easily...Ren, what kind of name is that?

Ren: What kind of name is Ino? Bleh.

Shikamaru: Don't argue, it's troublesome. Let's just go outside and find Usagi and Neji and get this all worked out.

So all three of them walked out, Ino clutching tightly to Shikamaru's arm and Ren looking thoroughly confused and unhappy. They saw that Usagi and Sakura had gotten into an argument and Neji was looking very unsure whether he should risk his life by stopping the fight or risk letting them kill each other, luckily Shikamaru's entrance stopped the fight.

Neji: It's about time, what took so long?

Shikamaru: The girls were being troublesome again.

Ino: There wouldn't BE any trouble if she would just back off my man!

Ren: She's the troublesome one, I didn't do ANYTHING.

Usagi: The only thing that needs to be discussed is these girls, and where they should be going.

Sakura: We are NOT leaving until we are sure that you girls aren't trying to get with our guys.

Usagi: Please…we can get guys from our own time period…

Sakura: Well if that's true then why don't we just spend the night here?

Usagi: Ok then, I've got nothing to hide.

Sakura: You don't mind if I spend the night on the couch next to Neji do you?

Usagi: No, you're the guest, please take my bed and I'll spend the night on the couch…

Sakura: No, really, it's fine I don't mind…

Ino: Humph, I'm not even going to ask if I can spend the night with Shikamaru, it's clear he would love sleeping with me by his side.

Ren: Are you sure…?

Shikamaru: Girls, there's no need to go through this troublesome business, you can both share a bed with me, that way there's no troublesome business.

Usagi: You know what? Why don't we settle this right now?

Sakura: Give me the time and place bitch…

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Ren: Ugh, Ino stop hogging all the blankets.

Ino: I will once you stop kicking them off then pulling them back on!

Sakura: Usagi! Stop kicking me! I thought you didn't have bad sleeping habits?

Usagi: That's not a sleeping habit; I just want to kick you.

In case you haven't figured it out, the girls ended up sharing beds with each other, to the sadness of the guys…Eventually the girls fell asleep without committing slumber party murder, though it didn't exactly ease the mind of the guys.

Neji: What do you think the girls are doing right now?

Shikamaru: Something troublesome, like talking about boys…

Neji: You realize that they could be talking about us to our ex-girlfriends.

Shikamaru: How troublesome, what if Ino is telling Ren all about the bad things I've done?

Neji: (Raises Eyebrow) And you care why?

Shikamaru: No reason.

Neji: Look who is being troublesome now?

Shikamaru: Humph, and you have no problems whatsoever with Usagi sleeping in the same bed as your annoying ex-girlfriend? I think you're forgetting who brought up this subject in the first place…

Neji: (Snore)

Shikamaru: How troublesome, pretending to be asleep.

Neji: Fine, you caught me.

Shikamaru: You like Usagi don't you?

Neji: No I don't.

Shikamaru: Poor troublesome Neji, you are denying your feelings…

Neji: And what are you doing?

Shikamaru: I'm not denying that Ren is pretty cute, and that she would make a fair fling.

Neji: I can see why Ino broke up with you…

Shikamaru: I broke up with her.

Neji: Whatever.

Shikamaru: How troublesome, I'm going to sleep now.

The next morning Ren and Usagi woke up early, they didn't have to say it but they both knew they felt something for Shikamaru and Neji, and they knew exactly how to make a man fall for them hard. They would get their revenge on Sakura and Ino they were sure of it.

A/N: Finished! Don't hate!