When Past Meets Present

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

Chapter 5: Shopping Sweethearts

A/N: Yet another installment of my craptastic, story. Like I said, this chapter is going to seriously lack substance, it's going to be all fluff and yeah. Let's get started.

Glinfaewyn: Thank you for your constructive criticism, though I already said in the first chapter that I don't watch the show much because I don't have the time so you don't have to point out to me that my facts aren't totally straight, also when you say that all original characters deserve to be killed, that's only your opinion. Lastly I don't use quotations because the way I do it now saves time and is easier. These stories are for FUN (something your life is probably lacking), and don't worry you aren't going to stop me from writing and I'm not going to change it for you or anyone else. Also for someone who doesn't appear to have written any stories you seem very comfortable critiquing other peoples works. (Sorry you guys had to see my Bitch-tastic side I just hate it when people ignore what I put up on the summary and A/N's)

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Usagi: Ren, are you done eating?

Ren: Just about…

Usagi: We need to take these guys shopping; they only have that one pair of clothes to wear.

Ren: Oh, that sucks.

Shikamaru: We could just wash the clothes we have now…

Ren: And what are you going to do while they're in the wash? Walk around naked?

Usagi: Ren, I don't see why you would see that as a bad thing, wouldn't you like to see him naked?

Ren: OMG! No!

Shikamaru: How troublesome…once again my looks get me in trouble.

Usagi: Uhuh, well anyway it's shopping time!

Neji: How…uninteresting.

Usagi: Not when you shop with us.

Ren: Yeah, because we may be beginners in a lot of things, but we are experts in shopping.

Neji: Wait, what about Sakura and Ino?

Usagi: What about them? If they trash the house, we'll just sue their asses and collect the money.

Shikamaru: How troublesome…

Ren: Come on…

The girls dragged the guys out of the house, both of their attitudes immediately changed from normal to shockingly flirtatious, they winked and blew kisses at the passing taxis until one stopped for them.

Taxi Driver: Hop in girls, oh and your boyfriends can hop in too.

All four of them squished in the back seat and the guys couldn't get over the fact that the girls had to flirt just to get a cab.

Neji: What was that all about?

Usagi: What was what all about?

Neji: The whole winky and kissy thing.

Usagi: That's how we always get cabs.

Shikamaru: Ren, is this true?

Ren: Yes, and if we happen to be wearing something with a skirt we just hitch it up a little and we get caps like that (snaps)

Neji: That's terrible. What if you happen to meet a pervert?

Ren: We never travel alone…and besides when girls are flirty caps are more likely to stop right Mr. Taxi Driver?

Taxi Driver: It's true, when girls are flirty and sweet, it makes me want to stop for them.

Usagi: See?

So they talked about numerous other random things until they reached the entrance of the mall. The girls were frequent shoppers so they got 50 discount on everything no matter what. So they decided that since the guys were only to stay for about three months, they needed lots of casual clothes, two different formal outfits, and ahem underwear. Seeing some other teenagers reminded the girls something, they had to go to school. Both the girls looked at the guys and they both knew that they would have to go through the tedious task of classifying them, even though even though it was hard to classify people it had to be done, basically they would look at their hair, features, and personality and then pick clothes to match.

Ren: Ok, um we have to kind of classify you guys so that we can buy clothes to match and all that.

Shikamaru: But that's so troublesome, why bother?

Ren: Because, if you guys are supposed to bodyguard us all the time you'll have to come with us to our school.

Neji: I hate school

Usagi: Join the club, we all do but we still have to go.

Shikamaru: How troublesome…

Both girls at this point stepped back and stared at the guys for a while. Ren decided that Shikamaru would wear relaxed skater-ish brands,

Shikamaru: Why?

Ren: Because, you've got piercings, and spiky hair, all you need is the right type of clothes. Come on.

Ren grabbed Shikamaru by the collar and dragged him to a nearby skate shoe store. Meanwhile Usagi was struggling to think of a style of clothing that would go with Neji's long hair. That's when it hit her, he could probably blend fairly well if he was wearing punk type clothing, so Usagi dragged Neji over to a Hot Topic store for starters.

After about three hours of running from store to store the girls were done and collapsed at a nearby food shop.

Here's a quickie list of what the guys bought…

7 Shirts- Volcom, Quicksilver, Dickies, you get the idea

7 Pants- Levis, Ben Davis, and Dickies

2 Suits- Oscar De La Renta & Versace (The girls have expensive taste)

2 Pairs of Shoes- DC and Chuck Taylor Converse, Vans ECT.

So the guys were super tired, but the girls were ready for a second round of shopping.

Shikamaru: How troublesome, can't we just wait here?

Ren: (Thinks) Um no. Come ON!

Ren pulled Shikamaru up out of his chair and made him hold his bags. All Usagi had to do was give Neji 'the look' and he sighed and pulled himself up out of his chair. All four of them continued to walk around the mall, when Ren randomly said

Ren: Let's go get some ice cream.

Shikamaru: How troublesome, shouldn't we be getting all your shopping needs fulfilled first?

Ren: Well I do have a shopping need, I need ice cream.

Usagi: Ooh, they have a lot of flavors.

They all looked at the menu of flavors, the name of the place was Flavor Filosophy basically the flavor you picked matched your personality, and your ice cream was provided with a little bit of advice.

In the end, Ren got cappuccino flavor (in a cup), Usagi got pineapple coconut (cone), Shikamaru got pistachio (in a cup), and Neji got dark chocolate (in a cone).

Ren: (She's reading her Flavor Filosophy) You chose Cappuccino, you are fast paced and talkative, you are always moving a mile a minute, but today take some time and spend it with people who you care about, especially that special someone.

Usagi: You chose, pineapple coconut, you are one of a kind, part sweet part tangy, your emotions can change in a heartbeat, so today keep your attitudes aloof and you'll discover the strong emotions of a person around you.

Shikamaru: You picked pistachio, you are surrounded by a hard shell, and people have to go through work to crack it open, today let someone open you up and they'll see how much they like the real you.

Neji: You picked dark chocolate, you are mysterious and intense and people may not like your bitterness, but you have a soft side that is subtle but definitely there. Today sweeten it up a little for your sweet heart.

Ren: Freaky…

Shikamaru: True…how is your ice cream Ren?

Ren: Yummy…wanna taste?

Shikamaru: it depends, do you want a taste of mine?

Ren: Sure, I'll try it.

So Ren and Shikamaru held out spoonfuls of their ice cream, but at the last minute Ren instead fed herself the ice cream, and therefore she got two bites of ice cream.

Shikamaru: How troublesome, you cheated.

Ren: Nuh uh…

Neji was also curious at how pineapple coconut tasted so Usagi agreed to let him have a lick of her cone, so when he leaned in to have a taste, Usagi smooshed it into his face. Neji didn't like this at all, the ice cream was cold, sticky and he didn't like the flavor. So he got revenge in the most effective way, he took Usagi's cone out of her and gulped down almost all of it. So they were fooling around while walking and then they decided to get cleaned up and go home to change. But as soon as they stepped outside they saw that it had started raining fearfully, and all the taxis were taken, there was a beautiful hotel across the street, and they decided that they would have to end up spending the night there…

A/N: This was a terrible chapter, I wrote it in a sleepy stupor, and it's rushed and has almost no point. I promise I'll work harder on my next one. And oh yeah, if you don't like my story, don't tell me, honestly it saves your time and mine. So if you don't like it ok, don't tell me, just don't read it.