Chappie 3

I felt like dying right there. I had fallen down… And landed on top of 2D (kinky). He looked up at me. I smiled unsurely. I was so blushing because I felt my face grow hot like the burning Sun.

"Uh… Enjoy yer trip?" he said.

"Funny…" I muttered as I got up.

"Ya O.K.?"

"Yeah, sorry, I'm real clumsy." He looked at me as if to say 'Yeah I figured…'

"Nah worries. Me too." As I got into the bed above and beside 2D, he reached over to the lamp and clicked it off. My blush didn't fade. It still burnt and almost glowed in the dark! That was so not cool…I thought But then again… It was so cool! Wait… Sam, how could you think that? He's like four years older than you, you shouldn't like him. But I am turning fifteen next week… That would make it three years difference! And my friends always told me to go out with guys who are older than you. I dunno why but I just makes sense. Shut up you idiot! He obviously doesn't want to be more than friends and you've known him for how long… Under two hours! He so doesn't dig you anyway so just leave it alone… I didn't know who to listen too. My heart or my common sense (WTF? Where'd common sense come from?).

I fell asleep thinking about it (Hey cool! I thunked back then?).

In the morning, being the lazy person I was, I woke up and just rolled myself off the bed (I never wanted to actually, lift myself off the bed… Too hard) in the opposite direction 2D slept. Usually I'd sleep in but wouldn't miss breakfast with the Gorillaz for the World! And, if I did sleep in, I would probably end up sleeping longer than Murdoc! (Yes, I was THAT lazy but never grumpy like he was… Bless his little cotton socks! gets slapped)

I decided to make the effort to lift myself up. So I did. I walked over to the door to get out but I heard 2D move behind me. I looked. He had only rolled over. Should I wake him? I decided not to. After all, I didn't know if he had gotten enough sleep or not. I definitely hadn't.

So, I quietly made my way past Murdoc's Winnebago, figuring that he'd still be snoring loudly and unmercifully, and to the cafeteria to gets some foods.

Upon entering, I saw Russel was already there along with Noodle. He was eating what looked like some sort of chicken leg. And Noodle was eating cereal.

"Konichiwa, Sam. Ogenki desu-ka?" she asked.

I smiled "Genki-desu, arigatou. Anata wa?"

She looked surprised and came up to me. I didn't think she knew that she could speak Japanese to me. I, honestly, only knew a little!

"Watashi-mo genki-desu, arigatou-gozaimasu." She replied.

"Dou-itashimashite."

"Kochira koso."

Russel looked at us "What'd you guys say?"

Noodle turned to him "Morning greetings." She went and sat back down and invited me to sit down beside her.

"And you understood her?" Russel asked me.

"I'm not good at Japanese but I know a little." I replied, taking a seat next to Noodle.

"Where'd you come from? I didn't know we were letting fans stay the night here."

"I was in the park last night and… I didn't want to go back to my apartment. I live with two other roommates. It's literally hell. So I left. I fell asleep under a tree and woke up to see 2D's silhouette. He asked me if I wanted to stay the night and, being the immense Gorillaz fanatic I am, said yes."

"You have good taste." He shoved more of the chicken leg in his mouth.

"You are hungry?" Noodle asked.

"Nah. I never eat breakfast."

"It's best meal of day!"

"I know, but my metabolism is so slow it can't digest food in the morning."

I heard someone come into the cafeteria, it was Murdoc. He didn't look too grumpy but you can never be too sure.

"Konichiwa, Murdoc!" Noodle said, obviously her optimistic self.

Murdoc grumbled. It wasn't surprising. Many people are ill tempered when first woken up. It's normal. Although, Murdoc was grouchy all the time, really. He slumped himself in a seat, folded his arms on the table and, probably, went back to sleep.

I wondered when 2D was going to wake up. I hoped he didn't feel uneasy around me because of that falling incident last night. Maybe he was already awake when I got up… Maybe he wanted to avoid me…

I felt relieved that 2D just entered. I wanted to act normal… So I did.

"Konichiwa 2D-san," Greeted Noodle with a mouthful of cereal "Ogenki desu-ka?"

"I'm fine. Do ya know 'ow to say dat in English?" he asked, sitting down in between Murdoc and me.

"Hai… Yes."

"Go on 'ven."

Noodle hesitated "… Good morning, 2D… How are you?"

2D smiled "Yep, dat's right. Yer gettin' betta'."

"Thank you." Noodle grinned. 2D elbowed Murdoc in the side.

"Oh… Yeah, good job… Whatever…" he murmured, not even bothering to look up.

"Aren't ya goin' to eat anyfink?" 2D asked, seeing that I wasn't stuffing my face like Noodle and Russel.

"Nah. I don't eat in the mornings."

"Neiv'er do I."

Yay! We have something in common! I thought. Sometimes, on certain occasions, I, for no reason, go hyper. I did NOT want that to happen now but I could feel it dawning on me. It was strange; I only ever went hyper when it was the afternoon. Well, that's typical me! For once, I managed to stop my hyperactivity… For now.

After breakfast finished, 2D asked if I wanted to play some video games. I was a gaming freak. I loved spending hours upon hours staring at a blank screen. So imagine the time I spent on a game (Yes, I was THAT sad… I still am too!)!

We played, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, for a while. I think it was something to do with a freaky ventilation monster that stalked around, eating people's guts. For something rated Teen, it wasn't scary.

I wasn't sure if 2D was letting me kick the crap out of him (In the game, duh) or was just losing because my gaming skills were too advanced (Hehe… Don't get cocky.).

"'ey," he said right after a zombie ate him… again "Ya wanna go annoy Murdoc?"

"Yeah, sure." I've always wanted to annoy Murdoc because he is so funny when he was angry (and cute too! Gets slapped)!

We drew up a small, stupid, but funny plan to piss him off.

I went up to his Winnebago door and slammed a sticky note on it. We had balanced a water bucket above his door too. I quickly ran behind a red car and hid with 2D.

He swung the door open "Wha-" he didn't manage to finish his sentence. The freezing-cold water splashed all over him. It was so cold that his pupils dilated! He saw the sticky note on his door and ripped it off, it read… 'Don't look at the red car.' Of course, he looked at it and that was our queue…

We threw countless water-filled balloons at him. The water was also, freezing-cold. It was obvious he was cursing but the bursting balloons muffled it. He pulled his door to as he reached for his shotgun inside.

"I f'ink we'd betta' leg it." 2D suggested.

"Good idea." I agreed as Murdoc came out with his shotgun.

"I'll blow yer F. heads off!" he snarled as he chased us.

2D dove into his room and locked the door "God, 'e was real mad, weren't 'e?" he turned to look at me only… He had locked me outside! Oh shit… he thought as he ran back out.

I gulped as Murdoc took aim at my head.

"You maybe a fan, but I don't give a shit." He grinned and showed off his sharp pointy teeth.

Think fast, Sam! I thought "Uh… Well kill me. I will still be your fan anyways."

He paused "Shut it. You think that just because you're a fan of mine, I won't kill you?"

"Trust me, I know you would." That's it, just stall him. 2D will realize he locked you out soon… Right?

He sneered and readied the gun. I closed my eyes. 2D! Where the F. are you? I heard the gun go off but I wasn't dead (Oh great… I wanted me to die…).

I opened one eye and saw 2D had jerked the gun upwards, so it shot through the ceiling. He and Murdoc looked up so I did too. The bullet had gone through the ceiling and a few floors! Noodle's eye peered through the hole "What you do now, Murdoc?" she asked.

2D managed to pull the gun away from Murdoc.

"Gimme my bloody gun, asshole." He growled.

"Or what? Yer'll kill me?"

He stared threateningly at 2D and stomped off. He slammed his Winnebago door so hard that it almost toppled!

2D threw the gun down and helped me up "Sorry I dun' come soona'."

"That's O.K.." We were silent for a few seconds but started laughing. We remembered the look on Murdoc's face when he looked at the car and was pelted with water balloons. Although, I thought the bucket thing was funnier.

"2D! We need to fixed this hole!" Noodle called down "It in the other ceiling too! Russ might get mad!"

"Don't worry, Noods. I'll fix it la'er!" he turned to me "Ya awright? Did Murdoc scare ya?"

"No way! It would take a lot more than an underwear-wearing guy, carrying a shot gun, who was out to kill me, to scare me in the slightest."

I blinked, 2D had disappeared. While I was speaking I had been looking at the floor (Don't ask me why) "2D?" I called "Where'd you go?"

I looked behind me. He wasn't there. However, when I turned back around he was right in front of me and shouted; "BOO!" at the top of his lungs. I let out a short high-pitched yelp and fell back.

"2D! You jerk!" I shouted as I blew my hair off my face. He stood there smiling.

"Murdoc dun' scare ya but a simple 'boo' did?"

I got up. I couldn't stay mad at him. He was just so cute and funny, I didn't have the heart to be angry at him.

"C'mon," he said "I need to go fix dat hole."

­Hehe ok please review my life and well-being depends on it. And guess what! My little dragon, Bob has two new friends! ()()

(o O) Barry the fox

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Bindy the bunny! They say hi.

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