Disclaimer: We do NOT, I repeat, do NOT own Yugioh. However, we DO own Kaibeo's English… kinda… But not Kaiba… We have written translations for those of you who are not pwoash enough to be fluent in it, or do not own ear-piece translators. XD
A few metres away, in the very same park that Marik had taken his yami to visit, sitting on a golden chair (couldn't sit on the bench, of COURSE – too common. Think of all the people who've sat on it before… Think of all the rabies you could get!) was none other than King Kaibeo of the Sweet Land.
"Oir, helwa," (ah, hello) said Kaibeo, to THE RANDOMER/Random Dude who was sitting on the bench.
"Er…Hello?" Said TR/RD.
Kaibeo gazed out over the lake, oblivious to the bit of it where Yami Marik was drowning his Hikari, shouting "FEED THE (LAYR) DUCKIES!"
"Do not the DYKES lowak loveliy at thys taaame ove yayr?" (Don't the ducks look lovely at this time of year?) he asked.
TR/RD looked startled (remember that Kaibeo said DYKES, but he meant DUCKS).
"Uh…Excuse me?" TR/RD said.
"The DYKES! Loveliy!" (The ducks! Lovely!) explained Kaibeo.
TR/RD still looked confused.
"I harve sooome dykes ove my own art my marnsion," (I have some ducks of my own at my mansion) mused Kaibeo.
"Er…Lovely!" said TR/RD, edging away.
"Noir! Comb barck!" (No! come back!) said Kaibeo, grabbing TR/RD's arm (can't imagine why. I mean, he NEVER touches commoners. TR/RD might have RABIES for god's sake!)
"Yoi shward comb and sair thooom sooometarm," (You should come and see them sometime) proposed Kaibeo.
"Thiy are so wooom twa coudle oup too at nart…" (They are so warm to cuddle up to at night…) He said, continuing to gaze dreamily into the distance. (Why he would be cuddling up to ducks I do not know, but oh well. This IS fanfiction!)
"Uh… good for you!" replied TR/RD.
"Comb and sayr thooom ein a praavate plarce," (Come and see them in a private place) Kaibeo went on.
"Thay carn boir so serane." (They can be so serene).
(Just to let you know, TR/RD thinks Kaibeo is talking about his DYKE, i.e. DICK. Sorry to be rude… Wait a sec - come and see THEM? How many does he HAVE!)
"Waarn are yoir fra?" (When are you free?) asked Kaibeo.
"Um…Let me just look at my diary…" TR/RD said, getting it out. "Well, not this week…Or the next…Or the next…" He lied.
"Narxt moanth?" (Next month?)
"I'm busy then," TR/RD said hurriedly.
"Narxt yayr?" (Next year?)
"Nope! Busy then too," TR/RD said nervously.
"Oir." (Oh.) said Kaibeo, turning back to the lake. "Woat a sharme." (What a shame.)
"Yeah, I know…" TR/RD said, managing to escape while Kaibeo was entranced by the, er, scenery.
TR/RD ran to the High Street, almost bumping into a little girl and her mother going the other way.
DUN DUN DUUUUURNRRNRNRN! The end. Hope you liked it! The girl and mum feature in the next Omake… heh-heh-heh…
Well, yeah, that's it! You can go home now! See ya soon! Love us x x x